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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Donald Trump wants to build NASCAR version of Disneyland. Expects long lines for Mark Martin #6 Viagra Ford ride   (accessatlanta.com) divider line 33
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2002-08-29 09:21:34 AM  
Say it with me people.... ( >< ) "I hate you, Kenny"
 
2002-08-29 01:54:34 PM  
Whoop de doo. Call me when they create an F1 theme park, complete with rides in this car
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2002-08-29 04:39:01 PM  
I can think of several different interpretations of that headline, and all of them make me sad.
 
2002-08-29 04:39:33 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
 
2002-08-29 04:41:22 PM  
we he have the redneck trailer park tornado thrill ride?
 
2002-08-29 04:41:58 PM  
one word "Hicksploitation"
 
2002-08-29 04:44:19 PM  
I ran into a guy wearing a Viagara racing jacket at my Dr.'s office. I looked at him and said, "Cool jacket, did you have to buy a whole case to get it?" Both of the receptionists got up and ran away trying to hold back their laughter.

I'm an ass, I know...
 
2002-08-29 04:46:00 PM  
Isn't the Meadowlands a bit, shall we say, North, for something like this?

You'd get a much longer tourist season in Charlotte or Atlanta, or anywhere in Tennessee.
 
2002-08-29 04:46:26 PM  
whats funny is in NASCAR all they do is make left turns in New Jersey you can't make lefts on most roads! hehe
 
2002-08-29 04:46:32 PM  
I wonder if they have found a way to simulate the smell of; sunburnt redneck, stale beer and defeat?
 
2002-08-29 04:46:42 PM  

Donald was a New York Scumbag
And he talked so goddamned fast
He never was liked in the neighborhoods,
But always did have a blast.


Donald was a New York Scumbag
He'd say "Yo soy number one"
With a building permit
In his grubby hands, he'd tear things down for fun.

 
2002-08-29 04:47:25 PM  
On behalf of the South, I apologize to the world.
 
2002-08-29 04:47:26 PM  
Does the car on the Materhorn crash in turn four?
 
2002-08-29 04:48:31 PM  
"Mullets get in for half price!"
 
2002-08-29 04:52:04 PM  
Dog will hunt.
 
2002-08-29 04:53:29 PM  
I can't wait to go the ride that goes around and around.... and around and around..............and around and around and at the end it goes around.

Thats going to be cool!
 
2002-08-29 04:54:32 PM  
The sad thing is people will probably flock in herds to see a nascar disneyland.
 
2002-08-29 04:59:11 PM  
I won my mama a big ol' teddy bear by chagin lugs nuts on a tyre the fastest. Yeeee haaaaa!
 
2002-08-29 05:41:04 PM  
They'll never have to worry about my shadow crossing the door...
 
2002-08-29 05:51:59 PM  
NASCAR - Fast cars, slow minds.
 
2002-08-29 05:52:20 PM  
Will they have a special shpo where you can purchase products by all the NASCAR sponsor companies, all laid out conveniently for eager racing fans?
 
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2002-08-29 06:03:19 PM  
"You must have *this many* teeth to ride Trailer Park Tornado"
 
2002-08-29 06:07:28 PM  
donald is very smart. cause rednecks will spend money on this. altho the south would be better placement...
 
2002-08-29 06:14:38 PM  
Maybe the mayor from Wood county would like a go at it in the Viagra Ford ... he's my [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]
 
2002-08-29 06:15:24 PM  
Hmmm...southern "redneck" sport?

Amongst the races which sell out every time NASCAR comes to town: Pocono, New Hampshire, Michigan, Watkins Glen, Sears Point, Chicago, California, Las Vegas.

"NASCAR...it's not just for rednecks anymore!"

With that being said, can someone please find some boobies today??
 
2002-08-29 06:18:53 PM  
"Your mullet must be at least this long to ride."
 
2002-08-29 06:31:37 PM  
Wheeeeeeeeee!
 
2002-08-29 06:38:53 PM  
Driving a cup car feels a lot like being on a roller coaster, except that it's not held securely to the track. High G's.
I saw Trump at one of the Dover races last year, checking out the action.
 
2002-08-29 06:44:09 PM  
they need to build this thing in Florida. I'd go if they let you race incredibly powerful gocarts... hell i can do that already actually..
 
2002-08-29 07:10:56 PM  
I'd go.
Interesting all these NASCAR fans being redneck comments. They're portrayed here as country bumpkins with little to no income. And yet in this article it seems to come across that a lot of NASCAR fans are assumed to be quite affluent with some extra cash to spend.
I think I'll go with the Donald on his assumption. It's more educated.
 
2002-08-29 07:19:31 PM  
The problem with the Viagra car is it either finishes faster than all the other guys or it can't complete the race.
 
2002-08-29 07:27:03 PM  
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2002-08-29 08:05:26 PM  
Rhiannon,

Thanks again for defending the NASCAR contingent. Next stop, "The Lady in Black".
 
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