Of course "daddy" also probably has a FARK account and reads what we type in here as well.

Sorry "daddy" but she is an attractive coming of age girl and many many males will find her appealing. How about you do the best you can in raising her and quit stalking teh intertubes looking for "potential stalkers". After all objectification occurs in every aspect of life and there is nothing you can do to change it.

//definitely would NOT hit it
//Dad's nutz and givs me teh creepz!!

That picture gave me an instant, massive, midlife crisis. Where's the nearest Miata dealership...

ZOMG Stokke is so hawt. I would totally stalk the hell out of her. She can VAULT MY POLE any time she likes. Bwahahahah.

And by 'POLE' I mean 'PENIS' and by 'VAULT' I mean 'SLOBBER ALL OVER'.

FTA: "Her father, Allan Stokke, comes home from his job as a lawyer and searches the Internet. He reads message boards and tries to pick out potential stalkers."

/hit it you say?
//Klingon my dear

Family Stokke.

If I were on trial and my lawyer didn't do everything possible to get me an innocent verdict, I'd fire him and find one who would! It's his job to act like a scumbag when need be. Calling this man unethical for making the claims that he did is completely ass-backwards, and I challenge any of you who are making those claims to imagine yourselves on trial. Do you want your lawyer to pass up arguments just becaues they might not be rainbows and sunshine?

Oh, and Allison's a babe, and her dad is loving the publicity this is getting him. If he wasn't, he'd have stopped making his almost weekly press releases a while ago.

There's nothing wrong with objectifying female athletes. The majority of people, women included, cannot name an ugly female athlete, but can name several attractive ones. Their sex appeal is a big part of what makes them famous. It's not fair, and it's sexist, but the sad truth is people just don't care that much about female athletes. Except the hot ones. Like Allison.

Holy crap, that story with the cop and stripper is kinda shocking.


/man, there is alot of bad cops out there.

Who?

Kung Fu grip.

Objectify is such a silly word to use as an insult.

It's like the reverse would be what happens to Kyle in the tooth fairy episode of South Park.

And nobody wants that.

I spoke to Allison... she said to even consider watching a movie with her, you'd have to jump the polevault higher than her... I don't know about you guys but..

I'm in..

She is a cute little minx. I must look into this internet thing.

she sure as heck knows how to stand there looking good.

Postman214

You mean this thread...

IT'S A TRAP!!1!

Yeesh. Someone get her while the gettin's good. She's gonna end up looking like her Ma.

dstanley: Allison's dad is Jack Nicklaus?

I thought it was former L.A. Mayor Richard Riordan.

mugs79 The majority of people, women included, cannot name an ugly female athlete

DeltaPunch: Kung Fu grip.

I think we have a winner. That girl definitely knows how to grip a pole securely. Hurrah!

Jesus, did they have her when they were, like, 70 or something?

You jerkin' it?

This girl is so incredibly hot... I hope she goes far as far as endorsements go.

I'm surprised no one mentioned the Streisand Effect. (pops)

/yeah, she's a cutie
//she's 18+, right?

I would ream the bajeezus out of that piece of ace. That pic alone makes me a a boderline armpit fetishist

Female pole vaulter?



It's a man baby!

Here's the thread with the stripper article:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2603531

I remember thinking at the time what a jackass the lawyer was. That's a great connection to make

Fark: It makes the world a smaller place(tm)

justanotherfarkinfarker: Hells yeah, harder than it takes to jump 14ft.

"I doubt it."

What you mean I will never meet some girl who's photo I saw on the intertubes? Or even give a crap about her a few days from now? Somehow I think you are right to doubt my sleeping with hot 18yr olds in CA.

soooo hot want to touch the heiny.. AROOOOOOo



/would leave boyfriend for her.
//twice

http://beauties.snapsoid.com/~Allison_Stokke_and_Two_Cute_Friends

How old is she anyway?

A lawyers job isn't to "get his client off" as many of you seem to think. Found this on a site, but it's fairly accurate-

The mission of the Public Defender is to provide a fully competent, effective and ethical defense for each client whose representation has been entrusted to the office; to conduct that representation in a manner that promotes fairness in the administration of justice; and to provide all mandated legal services in a cost effective and efficient manner.

There's a difference between a defense and "winning"

popfreak: Female pole vaulter?

She certainly is......fit. I bet she can do some things.

Sweet zombie jesus, that girl is breathtaking.

Stokkes is hot, but I think shes mostly just a victim of an amazing photograph. That shot is almost akin to the Afghan Girl shot from National Geographic.

cayoneer,As R. Crumb so aptly said it, Orange County, California is a vortex of evil.

I sometimes refer to the OC as the "arsehole of CA".

Bakersfield is the "arm pit of CA"

MissMalice

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After about 10 mins or so.

its ironic that he now has to deal with the same kind of scumbags that he makes his money from. and he knows them intimately, so it must scare him even more so. which is great karma.

no one wants anything to happen to the girl, however, if something untoward were to happen to her, wouldn't it be poetic justice to have the dad's own arguments used to get the crooks off the hook?

L.B. Jeffries

Everyone talks shiat about lawyers until they need one.

/lawyer in training

Wrong. I will continue to talk shiat about lawyers until, during and after I need, have and had one.

Dang that girls hot.

stixx:

You are talking about the difference between what a lawyer is supposed to do on paper vs real life.

In real life they are to win

Like the fist of an angry god... two times.

The fact that he became notorious gang rapist Greg Haidl's attorney after he was found guilty (but before sentencing) raises some red flags for me. Search for Haidl's name at www.ocweekly.com if you've got some time to kill and see how totally corrupt Orange County is - Stokke must be pretty high up on the douchebag list if they called him in on that case.

Oh, and that cop he got off? Dollars to doughnuts he kills someone eventually.

/Pun intended.

There's no excuse for what he said about that girl who was raped.
Sometimes you've got to bite the bullet and admit it- there's right and there's wrong. He's a wrong'un. A moral imbecile. A bad man.

DimensionalPunk: That shot is almost akin to the Afghan Girl shot from National Geographic.

For the young Farkers who won't get that statement...

The Afghan Girl, then and now (pops).

/when you have a son you worry about his pole...
//when you have a daughter you worry about everyone else's...

according to the video she's 18

I'd hit that so hard that whoever was able to pull me out would become King of MotherFarking England!!!