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(Feministing)   Allison Stokke's father is upset when his hot daughter is objectified, but not so bothered when it's someone else: "She got what she wanted. She's an overtly sexual person"   (feministing.com) divider line 330
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2007-06-05 01:20:13 PM  
Hearing that girl is overtly sexual makeeees meeee
*faints*
 
2007-06-05 01:22:13 PM  
That site is funny.
 
2007-06-05 01:22:49 PM  
Look, lets be honest here, that girl had been plugged more times than the dikes of Holland. Hell, there's probably a video of her going down on the entire football team. But, you know, I'd still hit it.
 
2007-06-05 01:24:45 PM  
FTFA: He was talking about a stripper that a cop jerked off on
 
CPB
2007-06-05 01:25:55 PM  
Submitter's headline is juuuust a bit misleading.

/the young lady in question IS very attractive
 
2007-06-05 01:29:02 PM  
Look, lets be honest here, that girl had been plugged more times than the dikes of Holland. Hell, there's probably a video of her going down on the entire football team. But, you know, I'd still hit it.

why is it some guys think attractive=slutty? Not saying there isn't an overlap in the "hot" and "slutty" groups, but geez...maybe it's optimism?
 
2007-06-05 01:40:50 PM  
 
2007-06-05 01:45:36 PM  
Guys, calm down, he wasn't talking about his daughter.
 
2007-06-05 01:47:49 PM  
Headline makes perfect sense.

/ns
 
2007-06-05 01:49:00 PM  
headline got changed to be less misleading.
 
2007-06-05 01:49:15 PM  
Some people can't tell the difference between a pole vaulter and a pole polisher.
 
2007-06-05 01:49:56 PM  
This is the first Allison Stokke link I've clicked on that doesn't have any pictures of her.
/They're doing it wrong.
 
2007-06-05 01:51:32 PM  
Awww... I learned that misleading headline trick from Drew's book! I was going for the Celebrity Quoted Out of Context gag.

/mmmm... that's good infosnacking.
 
2007-06-05 01:52:05 PM  
Even if the headline is misleading, the guy is still an assfarker. RTFA.
 
2007-06-05 01:56:43 PM  
What goes around comes around. How does it feel now?
 
2007-06-05 01:56:47 PM  
Of course he's going to be overprotective of his own daughter and treat other women differently. Most people can't think of their own relatives the way they would think about other women. Its the same way with me thinking about my mother in a Princess Leia slave girl outfit. No matter how much she calls upstairs for dad to "bring the lightsaber" all my brain will allow me to think is that they are silly for having a costume party and I get upset when anyone suggests it might be anything else. But any other woman does that and I can't get my Jedi robes on fast enough.
 
2007-06-05 01:56:52 PM  
Well to get back at that hypocrite, I'm going to wank to his daughter six [more] times today.
 
2007-06-05 01:58:23 PM  
ahwahoo2006: Look, lets be honest here, that girl had been plugged more times than the dikes of Holland. Hell, there's probably a video of her going down on the entire football team. But, you know, I'd still hit it.

Why do you assume that? Just because shes an attractive girl and you're probably afraid of her, that does not give you the right to insult her and try to "take her down a peg" to make yourself feel better about being an anonymous nobody.
 
2007-06-05 02:01:49 PM  
Her dad sounds like a world class douche bag.

RTFA.
 
2007-06-05 02:04:26 PM  
Ahh Karma rears its head.
 
2007-06-05 02:07:20 PM  
Wow, daddy's an asshole.
 
2007-06-05 02:09:39 PM  
You just know he's going to show up here considering what I read in that article.

And if he does, well, look, big guy, your daughter happens to be an attractive girl. Guys are going to find her as such. It's both a blessing and a curse. And now that she's, apparently, got some sort of internet fame, they'll find something "overtly sexual" in everything she does. She'll brush her teeth and they'll find that "sexual".

So, if you think's it okay for some cop to jerk off to some stripper, you gotta' be okay with some pimply-faced teenager sporting his first pubes and his second erection jerking off to your daughter doing whatever she does.

That's all I got to say.
 
2007-06-05 02:18:06 PM  
Anyone else read that web site as:

feminifisting.com?

I dunno why I did...
 
2007-06-05 02:29:15 PM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: "bring the lightsaber"

*files away for later usage*
 
2007-06-05 02:36:49 PM  
So what you're saying is that a defense lawyer may say things during the course of a trial that don't necessarily reflect their true opinions on the matter?

Or are you saying that lawyers are hypocritical scum?

Either way works for me.
 
2007-06-05 02:44:05 PM  
dstanley: *files away for later usage*

As long as you don't use it to objectify my mother, you filthy pervert.
 
2007-06-05 02:47:37 PM  
Imagine that: a lawyer who is a scumbag.
 
2007-06-05 02:54:56 PM  
Well he is a DA and is required to defend his clients to the best of his ability... Talking about your defense stragety in the news is just one way of defending your client.

If he just rolled over and let his obviously guilty clients get convicted the ACLU would be all over him and his obviously guilty clients would win on appeal.

Though if he actually believes the things he said then he is a pretty sick individual.
 
2007-06-05 02:57:31 PM  
Scooby's'pawn: So what you're saying is that a defense lawyer may say things during the course of a trial that don't necessarily reflect their true opinions on the matter?

All lawyers say things during the course of a trial that don't necessarily reflect their true opinions, including prosecutors.

That doesn't make them hypocritical scum.

The things said during a trial should, ideally, run the entire gamut of things that reasonable people might think. This way the jury has a robust number of options, as it were, from which to decide how to rule.

The things lawyers say during a trial should never, ever be taken to be the lawyer's personal opinion. It would be childish to think so.
 
2007-06-05 02:59:13 PM  
Ryan2065: If he just rolled over and let his obviously guilty clients get convicted the ACLU would be all over him and his obviously guilty clients would win on appeal.

Ohhh, that's so wrong. Even if he 'let' his obviously guilty clients get convicted, they'd be damn lucky to get a new trial. Damn lucky.

/wife writes appeals
 
2007-06-05 03:05:41 PM  
hillbillypharmacist Ohhh, that's so wrong. Even if he 'let' his obviously guilty clients get convicted, they'd be damn lucky to get a new trial. Damn lucky.

So if a lawyer throws a case there can be no appeal?

Interesting...
 
2007-06-05 03:16:24 PM  
Ryan2065: So if a lawyer throws a case there can be no appeal?
Interesting...


Oh, you can still appeal.

Appeals are just very, very hard to win. You'd have to show some pretty obvious tomfoolery to get a new trial because your lawyer sucked. Hiring a sh*tty lawyer is your own misfortune.
 
2007-06-05 03:17:00 PM  
Oh! is this the pole vaulter chick? OMFG..she's bangin!
 
2007-06-05 03:17:14 PM  
Link farked. Seconds after hitting main page.
 
2007-06-05 03:17:18 PM  
i199.photobucket.com

Since I'm sure someone else will post a pic of the charming pole vaulter, I'd like to continue my bizarre internet favoritism of this one. She climbed Everest, after all.
 
2007-06-05 03:18:04 PM  
Who is the what now? And the link is farked so that does me no good.
 
2007-06-05 03:18:27 PM  
ArcadianRefugee

Everyone talks shiat about lawyers until they need one.

/lawyer in training
 
2007-06-05 03:18:40 PM  
The defense niceties vanished immediately. Defense lawyer Al Stokke, who replaced lead trial attorney Joseph G. Cavallo, questioned any link between the rape and the victim's claim of mental anguish. Stokke also mocked the girl's physical injuries, finally conceding she was unconscious but then trying to use that against her. "There's [no pain] that is felt," he said, "because she was unconscious."
Wow...just, wow.
 
2007-06-05 03:18:50 PM  
Wow! What a bastard.
 
2007-06-05 03:19:19 PM  
hillbillypharmacist: The things said during a trial should, ideally, run the entire gamut of things that reasonable people might think. This way the jury has a robust number of options, as it were, from which to decide how to rule.

No reasonable person is going to think that a woman who was raped doesn't hurt because she was unconscious. And even if the guy doesn't really believe it, he made that statement on the public record, yet has the audacity to come down on a bunch of random Internet trolls.
 
2007-06-05 03:20:05 PM  
It is possible to defend your clients without attacking the victims and painting them as worthless sluts who were asking for it.
 
2007-06-05 03:21:02 PM  
www.dyestat.com
/avoids bad pole vaulting puns..
 
2007-06-05 03:21:12 PM  
Oh, you can still appeal.

Appeals are just very, very hard to win. You'd have to show some pretty obvious tomfoolery to get a new trial because your lawyer sucked. Hiring a sh*tty lawyer is your own misfortune.


Well, there's always the time-tested way to handle a lawyer who throws your case.

www.sentieriselvaggi.it
 
2007-06-05 03:21:21 PM  
For the record, DA != public defender.
 
2007-06-05 03:21:54 PM  
I bet this guy spends a lot of time in the laundry room.
 
2007-06-05 03:22:02 PM  
fbxrd
 
2007-06-05 03:22:05 PM  
hillbillypharmacist Appeals are just very, very hard to win. You'd have to show some pretty obvious tomfoolery to get a new trial because your lawyer sucked. Hiring a sh*tty lawyer is your own misfortune.

So this guy is from a private practice or from the state? I thought he was from the state... If he is from a private practice I agree with the no new trial cause you picked him idea.

If he works for the state then the guys don't really have much of a choice in the matter.
 
2007-06-05 03:22:14 PM  
Hopefully this guy has Fark.
www.prodownload.net
Oh man your daughter is so farking sexy. My pole is vaulting just looking at this picture. i am typing this las tsentance with 1 hand
 
2007-06-05 03:22:24 PM  
Big difference in a stripper and the dad's wholesome daughter.

/For Fark's sake, someone please post some more pics of this beautiful girl!
 
2007-06-05 03:22:44 PM  
rehost? I can't see it
 
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