Hurricane Schmurricane.

farked link
/nice job subby!

I lol'd

Think the Mullahs will declare this as god's punishment like they do all of our hurricanes?

Douche bags

So do we blame this one on the terrorists, or global warming climate change?

FTA:

"I don't know if you can really attribute any of the gain to the cyclone," he said.

...or to anything else, for that matter.

I had to do a double take

/Then I lol'd

I thought Bush bombed Aljazeera already.

Where is your God now?

Al Jazzeraweather channel,

I see some comedy potential here

+1 Subby

Well played ,Well played. I LOL'D my pants off.

$0.37 a gallon is what you get when you don't have to ship the oil over seas, line Bush family pockets and then meet emission standards of the US.

Too bad Paris Hilton is in Jail. They could have the ultimate whore-off.

Allah Ackbar?

God dammit, wrong thread.

Says that 7000 people have been evacuated.

What a concept! Brownie, look into it...kthx.

FeeltheIllinoise 2007-06-05 02:36:58 PM
$0.37 a gallon is what you get when you don't have to ship the oil over seas, line Bush family pockets and then meet emission standards of the US.

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and also to give the state tax revenue a cut per gallon

http://www.energy.ca.gov/gasoline/statistics/gas_taxes_by_state_2002.html

Before I RTFA, I thot' it was some other Gulf coast.

FeeltheIllinoise: $0.37 a gallon is what you get when you don't have to ship the oil over seas, line Bush family pockets and then meet emission standards of the US.

31 gallons = 1 barrel. $11.47 doesn't even come close to the current price of just the crude.

H31N0US 2007-06-05 02:38:38 PM - Brownie? I'm afraid the evacuation order was the responsibility of one Mayor Nagin.

/just troll feeding...

Check out the weather underground tropical blog for a pretty interesting and frightening analysis of this mess:

http://www.wunderground.com/blog/JeffMasters/comment.html?entrynum=690&tstamp=20 0706

If they are right, this will be big headlines by the end of the week.

beer4breakfast:

31 gallons = 1 barrel. $11.47 doesn't even come close to the current price of just the crude.

Subsidies, my man. Venezuela does it too ($0.10/gal in Caracas). The rulers of these countries do this because it keeps the plebes quiet, keeps things running smoothly.

So everytime you fill up, you're not only buying gas for yourself, but for some Mahmoud or Enrique somewhere else in the world. Wonderful, innit?

You mean the PERSIAN GULF coast?

George Bush and his Hurricane/Cyclone machine strike again.

Has anybody called FEMA yet? I'll bet they'll do a heckuva job on this one.

1. Go and fill up your cars NOW. Especially the vehicle you want to evacuate with.

2. Get your supplies sorted NOW. Drinking water, food, clean clothing, things that make light, firearms, etc.

3. Put plywood over the windows NOW.

4. If they say the hurricane is going to hit, LEAVE. Or stay. But don't clog the farking roads because you couldn't make a decision.

beer4breakfast

wrong kind of barrel - crude oil n.e. beer

Oman we're in for a farked up ride....

Is there an AlJazeera weather channel? Do they stand in the water commenting on the stupid people surfing?

dynamicdog: There's a shiat storm comin. Grab the Heinenkens and hit the road.

She mishandled my package. It's all bent now.

godxman,
wrong kind of barrel - crude oil n.e. beer


Doh, you're right. It's actually 42 gallons per barrel.

/laying of the sauce for a while

wait what? Is oil going up or down (pops)?

Thanks, Walker!

beer4breakfast

Standard Oil Company blue 55-gallon (208 l) barrelThe standard barrel of crude oil or other petroleum product (abbreviated bbl) is 42 US gallons (about 35 Imperial gallons or 159 L)

from WikiWiki

Freedog: George Bush and his Hurricane/Cyclone machine strike again.

Not Bush this time.

Falwell got to talking to the big man and told him to lob some hurricanes toward the middle east. This way the United States of Jesus (all the gulf coast red states) can get a little break and focus on cleansing the country of gays and abortion doctors.

OMG YES I HAVE A FINAL EXAM TOMMOROW AND AFTER TOMMOROW !!

THIS IS A BLESSING LOOOOL

Valarius

1. Go and fill up your cars NOW. Especially the vehicle you want to evacuate with.

2. Get your supplies sorted NOW. Drinking water, food, clean clothing, things that make light, firearms, etc.

3. Put plywood over the windows NOW.

4. If they say the hurricane is going to hit, LEAVE. Or stay. But don't clog the farking roads because you couldn't make a decision.

Lighten up, Francis.

The anus is about to hit the oil!!

Valarius:

5. Calm the fark down NOW.

Those people Muscat outta there.

Praying for omanions?



/got nuffin

MooseBayou

Lighten up, Francis.


Hey idiot. How far from Iran is Iraq? Who's going to be part of the humanitarian aid if this storm hits? How many fatalities are there going to be? Why do you hate our troops?

1. Go and fill up your cars NOW. Especially the vehicle you want to evacuate with.

2. Get your supplies sorted NOW. Drinking water, food, clean clothing, things that make light, firearms, etc.

3. Put plywood over the windows NOW.

4. If they say the hurricane is going to hit, LEAVE. Or stay. But don't clog the farking roads because you couldn't make a decision.

Valarius: 1. Go and fill up your cars NOW. Especially the vehicle you want to evacuate with.

2. Get your supplies sorted NOW. Drinking water, food, clean clothing, things that make light, firearms, etc.

3. Put plywood over the windows NOW.

4. If they say the hurricane is going to hit, LEAVE. Or stay. But don't clog the farking roads because you couldn't make a decision.

Hey FRANCIS! Things that make light are called flashlights.

///or candles