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2007-06-04 07:50:29 PM  
Dude, yer TV mom was hot!
 
2007-06-04 07:56:02 PM  
Ummm....OK.
 
2007-06-04 07:57:25 PM  
I have not idea what your talking about... but here's a picture of a dog in a dishwasher.

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2007-06-04 07:58:52 PM  
what is being green-lite here? what would be the appropriate saying?

repeat?
gosh, old news is exciting?
not this shiat again?
 
2007-06-04 07:58:55 PM  
Yes her mom was hot and I want an hour in the holodeck with seven of nine and T'Pol
 
2007-06-04 07:59:10 PM  
Wow, haven't seen the wheaton tag busted out in quite some time
 
2007-06-04 08:00:06 PM  
This LOL--- shiat is getting tiresome.
 
2007-06-04 08:02:24 PM  
Ugh. The story linked under the picture made me tear up. :(
 
2007-06-04 08:04:29 PM  
Made this one recently...

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...and yes, that really is my leg.

/don't ask
//though I wouldn't mind a new leg
///will trade slashies
 
2007-06-04 08:05:00 PM  
Bosch?
 
2007-06-04 08:06:39 PM  
I clicked the link but i still don't get it, either way i'm pretty sure that it wasn't that funny
 
2007-06-04 08:07:47 PM  
Ok. I just didn't get any of that.
 
2007-06-04 08:09:09 PM  
WIL!

Get a 40K show going, or a movie, or something dammit!
 
2007-06-04 08:09:42 PM  
Ummm... okay... you know, I wouldn't have even had a Fark account if it wasn't for Wil Wheaton sending me an email telling me about this place.... but...

I still don't get it.

Should I feel shame that my geek-fu is weak?
 
2007-06-04 08:10:46 PM  
No Account
Made this one recently...

Ouch... been there. Got the hardware. Yes I know the weather.

It's amazing what they can do with a quick trip down to Orchard Supply these days.

/sticks and stones may break my bones
//and apparently plates and screws can fix them
 
2007-06-04 08:11:01 PM  
Looks like an ad for suicidegirls to me
 
2007-06-04 08:11:42 PM  
Ghastly,

Wait, what? Wil sent you some spam about Fark? That's curiously odd...kinda like some of your characters.
 
2007-06-04 08:11:47 PM  
EatYourHeartOut: Wow, haven't seen the wheaton tag busted out in quite some time

Except a few days ago when I submitted this story and it got greenlit.
 
2007-06-04 08:15:17 PM  
www.printsandphotos.com


i194.photobucket.com
 
2007-06-04 08:15:29 PM  
No Account ...and yes, that really is my leg.

Wow, that's one heck of a drumstick you got there...

/Ouch!
 
2007-06-04 08:15:48 PM  
fudgefactor7 2007-06-04 08:11:42 PM
Ghastly,

Wait, what? Wil sent you some spam about Fark? That's curiously odd...kinda like some of your characters.


No no, it wasn't spam, I captioned some pics in his gallery and he told me about caption contests on Fark and how I should get a Fark account and, well... the rest is history.
 
2007-06-04 08:16:26 PM  
The best part had to be the link to Wheaton's blog.

/Make it so
 
2007-06-04 08:16:42 PM  
Mmmmm, gotcha, thx Ghastly.
 
2007-06-04 08:17:21 PM  
www.braintango.org
not amused
 
wil [TotalFark]
2007-06-04 08:18:48 PM  
fudgefactor7: Get a 40K show going, or a movie, or something dammit!

You mean a Warhammer 40K show? Like watching nerds paint figures and then take them into 1500 point battles?

Or something more . . . dramatic?
 
2007-06-04 08:18:53 PM  
"Computer, execute program 'Lefler5'".

"Program complete. You may enter when ready."
 
wil [TotalFark]
2007-06-04 08:19:55 PM  
BigDumbGuy: Except a few days ago when I submitted this story and it got greenlit.

Shenanigans. I submitted this link because I thought it was funny. NOT YOURS!
 
2007-06-04 08:20:06 PM  
And of course by history I mean a sorrid tale involving pokemon porn and a young woman whose boyfriend doesn't like receiving oral.

But all parties involved SWORE to maintain that it never happened. So forget I posted this.
 
2007-06-04 08:21:23 PM  
Wil,

Something more dramatic... Do not tempt my sphincter!
 
2007-06-04 08:22:09 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2007-06-04 08:22:25 PM  
Ghastly,

You are sick and demented. And I love it!
 
2007-06-04 08:23:49 PM  
Trust me, it's funny because it's true.

But seriously, you didn't hear it from me.
 
2007-06-04 08:24:45 PM  
Did I click on the wrong link? That was just an unrelated story that had been linked from the Showbiz section last week.
 
2007-06-04 08:25:12 PM  
can't be real...I know no male who doesn't like getting oral....
 
2007-06-04 08:26:33 PM  
mobombhead: I clicked the link but i still don't get it, either way i'm pretty sure that it wasn't that funny


Me too. I enjoyed Wil's article, but don't really get the funny.
 
2007-06-04 08:26:34 PM  
They do exist. I used to work with a guy who hated it when I'd suck his coc...

I mean YEAH! All guys love anal... ORAL I meant ORAL!!!

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!!!!
 
2007-06-04 08:26:58 PM  
lulz.
 
2007-06-04 08:27:38 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

It's like they didn't even try.
 
2007-06-04 08:27:39 PM  
My other car is the Enterprise

Wil's license plate frame, that's damn awesome.
 
2007-06-04 08:28:52 PM  
Thanks, RancidPlasma...I come to the Wil threads just for that image. Ah, what a great day that was!

And since he is here:

The scene with the leech, and the pie eating contest story. All time movie faves.

/Hi Wil!!
 
2007-06-04 08:29:41 PM  
wil: You mean a Warhammer 40K show? Like watching nerds paint figures and then take them into 1500 point battles?

Or something more . . . dramatic?


Like a 3000-point battle?

/nerd
//former 40k player
///just quoted Wil. Who wants to touch me?
 
2007-06-04 08:30:10 PM  
I'm glad that it isn't just me that had a thing for Gates... Redheads are teh awesome.
 
2007-06-04 08:31:16 PM  
True story: the GW folks are thinking about making 3000 points the minimum for convention fights.
 
2007-06-04 08:32:48 PM  
47. Happily married. Starting a comedy career. Painting Tau.
 
2007-06-04 08:33:51 PM  
Tau?!

You xeno scum, the Emperor's will shall cleanse you from our galaxy.

/Imperial Guard
 
2007-06-04 08:35:51 PM  
What's that green and blue thing in the right of the sweater pic, anyway?
 
2007-06-04 08:36:39 PM  
I took this route every single day, once I got my driver's license (and a license plate frame on my Prelude that said "My other car is the Enterprise"...)

Wil's pretty much the only guy on earth who can have that license plate frame and not look like a dick. I enjoyed this little memoir, but let's not start making ourselves feel older by calculating dates here. As far as I'm concerned, TNG wrapped up "a couple of years ago" and we can leave it at that.

On a semi-related note, I met Trip and Tucker from Enterprise at the Detroit Comic Con a couple weeks ago, and got utterly dissed by the non-British one. When I told him I was a fan of his work (what else do you say?) he actually looked at his watch, blandly said "great, thanks" without looking at me and turned back to staring at the ceiling. Good times.
 
2007-06-04 08:36:57 PM  
Origami cock monkey.
 
2007-06-04 08:38:10 PM  
Origami cock monkey.

I was gonna say that!
 
2007-06-04 08:39:11 PM  
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