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(Some Guy)   Nude hellcat breaks into apartment, husband and wife disagree on whether to call police, police disagree on whether to take her to jail, Mongolian Midget Wrestlers disagree on whether they have had her yet   (orovillemr.com) divider line 53
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2007-06-03 05:13:25 PM
ROFL

Did you get a load of that grammar? "Him and his wife"?
 
2007-06-03 11:24:33 PM
Wheres the pics? thread is useless
 
2007-06-03 11:24:51 PM
"Him and his wife did not know who Robinson was."

LOL.
 
2007-06-03 11:24:56 PM
mmm hellcat indeed, pics or it didnt happen?
 
2007-06-03 11:24:58 PM
Title is more exciting than story...
 
2007-06-03 11:25:13 PM
Bruce Christiansen held Robinson back until officers arrived. Him and his wife did not know who Robinson was.

Grammar in journalism strikes out again.
 
2007-06-03 11:26:10 PM

Wow. The headline doesn't tell half the story:


While en route to Tehama County Jail, Robinson slipped out of her handcuffs and kicked out a rear window.

The officer pulled off Interstate 5 and deployed his Taser stun gun on Robinson, who had escaped the vehicle and attempted to flee into traffic.


Wow.

 
2007-06-03 11:28:17 PM
I've got a nude woman pounding and scratching at my door right now.
She's making a lot of noise, "Help! Help! Let me out!" but I can deal with it. No point in getting the police involved.
 
2007-06-03 11:29:49 PM
she should team up with the lady from the poodle thread, I would pay good money to watch that show.
 
2007-06-03 11:30:05 PM
Mom?
 
2007-06-03 11:31:14 PM
Where are the farking pics?
 
2007-06-03 11:32:11 PM
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else AAGGHH! HELP! GETTHEFARKOFFAME AIIEEEE!!!!"
 
2007-06-03 11:33:13 PM
This sorta thing NEVER happens to me :-(
 
2007-06-03 11:34:38 PM
I always make sure I'm drunk and nude before going over to mom's house to punch her out.
 
2007-06-03 11:36:15 PM
Naked women. Is there anything that they can't do?

/bring on the nekkid women
 
2007-06-03 11:44:39 PM
Life is like a naked woman's box - you never know what you're gonna get.

/ I really need to sleep
 
2007-06-03 11:44:52 PM
LiteWerk
Naked women. Is there anything that they can't do?


Fry bacon?
 
2007-06-03 11:45:19 PM
I've got a pic
http://www.3gz.com/nb3/uploads/ugly.jpg
 
2007-06-03 11:45:45 PM
Naked women. The cause of, and the solution to, all of the worlds problems.
 
2007-06-03 11:48:07 PM
is she single?
 
2007-06-03 11:55:40 PM
Seeing that this woman is from Tehama County, let me assure you:

This thread and article are perfectly fine without pics.

/really
 
2007-06-03 11:56:48 PM
This is what i think of when someone says "HellCat"

i43.photobucket.com
 
2007-06-03 11:56:48 PM
Naked women thread?



/begging for bannination
//not really
///NO PLEASE DON'T
 
2007-06-04 12:01:07 AM
I had a naked hellcat prowling in my place once. Seriously.

Of course, she was actually a cat, so the nudity wasn't a big deal.


/ Caught her, named her Inkjet, and kept her.
// Then she ran away.
/// Sad.
 
2007-06-04 12:06:13 AM
I've got this idea for a movie. It's about this girl who struggles with years of emotional and physical abuse by her mother. As time goes by, she hatches a plan to get back at her. It's brilliant, flawless. The whole movie traces the genesis of this plan, and the struggle that the woman endures in coming to grips with her love for her mother in spite of all the abuse. On the night she is meant to execute her plan, the woman has a sudden attack of conscience that drives her to drink. Scenes of her troubled past flash before her eyes, intermingled with those few moments of tenderness her mother offered her. It seems that she will not be able to carry out her plan, until...
She strips off her clothes and runs to her car screaming hysterically. She proceeds to drive to the wrong house, breaks in, and beats the crap out of some random woman while her befuddled husband watches, unsure of whether he should call the police or masturbate.
The movie should be called "Punch Drunk Love," and it should suck greatly.
 
2007-06-04 12:40:33 AM
Mary mother of God.......if you want more proof that "rednecks and hillbillies" live in all 50 states, here comes a story from some obscure rural town in NorCal along I-5. California has all forms of crazy covered.

/Spent junior year at Red Bluff HS
//No I'm not answering your questions.
 
2007-06-04 12:49:01 AM
in other news, $20,750 is the cost of a new batshiat insane girlfriend.
 
2007-06-04 12:56:19 AM
link. cut. paste: http://www.tehamaso.org/inmates/ICUD0120.HTM
 
2007-06-04 01:04:21 AM
instantrebate please pass the eye bleach.
 
2007-06-04 01:06:45 AM
sorry. i really tried to stop myself
 
2007-06-04 01:15:11 AM
img76.imageshack.us

Height : 5'6"; Weight : 197
 
2007-06-04 01:17:09 AM
Re my previous post; I think she's got all the Turkish Delights...
 
2007-06-04 01:18:34 AM
Now I'm lonely.
 
2007-06-04 01:19:11 AM
... and she looks like she fell off her bike on the way to school...
 
2007-06-04 01:25:20 AM
instantrebate, tshetter:

Sweet. Merciful. Crap.

I am so sorry I asked for pics.
 
2007-06-04 01:31:47 AM
2007-06-03 11:55:40 PM

warned ya.

/ha ha
//pass the eye bleach
 
2007-06-04 01:37:22 AM
Good grief, are those burns on her face? How many times did they hit her with the taser?
 
2007-06-04 01:44:23 AM
KeithRicain-

Yeah, and then persuade, oh, I don't know, Samuel Jackson to star in it, plug it-I mean discuss it- on a site like FARK, and wait for the dollars to start rollin' in.

 
2007-06-04 02:11:25 AM
Dmala: Good grief, are those burns on her face? How many times did they hit her with the taser ugly stick?

FTFY
 
2007-06-04 02:16:43 AM
Looks like the Thing Ring did its thing.
 
2007-06-04 02:19:20 AM
"Dear Ms Robinson,
Due to an unfortunate clerical error, it appears that you were sent to PMITFace prison. Please accept our most sincere apologies, and this paper bag.
Regards,

Ted."
 
2007-06-04 07:30:13 AM
www.psibur.com

Is this the Hellcat in question?
 
2007-06-04 07:37:38 AM
"Him and his wife" did not know who Robinson was.
ha ha ha ha I'm with all you other grammar police...and this person gets paid to write this stuff.
"By E-R Staff"
Took the entire office to come up with this one.
 
2007-06-04 08:21:37 AM
tshetter's pic proves once again the ones who practice public nudity are never the ones you want to.
I think it's related to Murphy's Law somehow...

"if you want more proof that "rednecks and hillbillies" live in all 50 states, here comes a story from some obscure rural town in NorCal along I-5."
Inbreeding is for everyone. Even if you don't practice it, you still get to experience it.
 
2007-06-04 09:40:58 AM
That's more of a "What-the-hellcat".
 
2007-06-04 10:22:10 AM
It's a textbook case of Category 4 meth skin.

Learned about that last year from a cop friend of mine, not in Tehema county, but close enough. Cops now have a medically backed justification for proceeding with searches or arrests based on the appearance of "Meth Skin". Northern California has apparently the worst meth problem in the U.S.

Meth is a nasty poison the body can't get rid of through the normal liver/kidney filtering. So the poisons go out through the skin. Meth heads have a tendency to scratch themselves a few hours after taking meth, as their skin starts to burn from the poisons.

Cops now have a scale from 1 to 5 for meth skin. Category 1 is just red blotches and observing the perp scratching. Ask a few innocuous questions about it, and if the cop can establish that the perp doesn't have a medical history of a rash, it becomes probable cause to do a search. Cat 4 looks like this woman, mostly red skin, blisters, etc. Of course, her being naked in a strangers house doesn't lead to any reason to do a search. Cat 5 photos would be marked NSFF, open sores, scabs, non-stop scratching.

The more you know...
 
2007-06-04 10:44:16 AM
comedy gold
 
2007-06-04 11:19:58 AM
him
 
2007-06-04 11:22:46 AM
I had a cute girl tripping on acid or shrooms come to my door and try to convince me that it was her place. Would have played along had it not been for the sketchy guy with her.
 
2007-06-04 05:56:14 PM
"Nude" ?!? That's my faveorite kind of hellcat.
 
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