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(MLive)		"About 50 people with baseball bats and pipes left several cars damaged and a man with a head injury Thursday at a Harrison gasoline station." (blog.mlive.com)		41
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DaBigDippa		2007-06-02 04:51:18 AM

Sounds like something the Horde would do.

/Alliance FTW!

lordargent		2007-06-02 05:21:27 AM

Furies?

UberDave		2007-06-02 08:45:17 AM

It's peanut butter jelly time!!!!

/Lordargent beat me to the Warriors reference...

oddballgeek		2007-06-02 09:41:22 AM

Another man was spraying brake cleaner at several people, and a third man was punching a vehicle.

dad?

Candygram4Mongo		2007-06-02 10:05:05 AM

The injured man refused medical help initially but later received treatment at MidMichigan Medical Center in Clare.

Nah, I'll just put a bandage on it myself, go home, take an aspirin, and die of massive blood loss.

What? Oh, fine if you insist...

Candygram4Mongo		2007-06-02 10:06:04 AM

A clerk at the station characterized the fight as a "family thing that's been going on for years."

And let the bidding for the movie rights begin...

PeriRies		2007-06-02 10:52:31 AM

Around here we call that Tuesday.

parkerlewis		2007-06-02 10:53:53 AM

And I thought it was going to be an article about people getting violent over high gas prices. What a let down.

Thread Jack		2007-06-02 10:53:58 AM

Wanted for questioning

safeinsane		2007-06-02 10:59:36 AM

See what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass?

ClicheGuevara07		2007-06-02 11:02:04 AM

Also wanted for questioning.

simian04		2007-06-02 11:05:57 AM

Warriors, come out to plaayyy.

Gunderson		2007-06-02 11:06:53 AM

Hey, those two guys look kinda like us..."

berylman		2007-06-02 11:10:49 AM

*falsetto* It's a family affair...
*baritone* It's a family affair...

/No really that must be one farked up family feud

Bondidude		2007-06-02 11:13:50 AM

I betcha it was the Socs and the Greasers...

/Do it for Johnny!

Prophetica Insipia		2007-06-02 11:15:44 AM

RAAAAAAAGH!!
HULK GAS!!!
RAAAAAAAGH!!

/I think it was Barry Bonds, all by himself.
//Just him, and the cattle he calls his arms.

Fool_Marquis		2007-06-02 11:16:13 AM

I was kinda hoping there would be some villainous overlord who would take over TV broadcast waves and come out with something like...

"This is but a small demonstration of my powers!"

and then this elete special forces unit would come out and be all like

www.toyville.co.uk

"You'll never get away with this! Yo Joe!"

...

Yeah... that would be totally sweet.

Fool_Marquis		2007-06-02 11:17:35 AM

Darn it... maybe this will be a better pic.

www.billbronson.com

Jamrock		2007-06-02 11:20:21 AM

Yeah... that would be totally sweet.

Indeed.

Archie Goodwin		2007-06-02 11:26:41 AM

Flashmobs are so passe.

Matrix Flavored Wasabi		2007-06-02 11:31:42 AM

Thread Jack: Nice. I loved that movie

T.Durden		2007-06-02 11:37:05 AM

/unimpressed

georgeyporgey		2007-06-02 11:39:02 AM

not available for comment
images.google.com

Githerax		2007-06-02 11:41:56 AM

That is strange. I'd've expected something like this to take place on a Monday.

Jaq		2007-06-02 11:43:40 AM

Until I read the last line I thought it was ENVIRONMENTALISTS GONE MAD!

Yanno, sort of like girls gone wild, except with more body hair and higher self esteem.

zalasur		2007-06-02 11:54:29 AM

The Aristocrats!

/surprised no one came up with that one yet

Begoggle		2007-06-02 11:55:23 AM

Zerg rush.

xBIGxEASYx		2007-06-02 12:00:15 PM

Sounds like a movie I have seen.

farm2.static.flickr.com

ewillyp		2007-06-02 12:15:12 PM

and tony scott says he'll leave the baeball furries OUT of the Warriors remake?
maybe he should read this article for a little realistic inspiration

bgarrett		2007-06-02 12:31:06 PM

The politically correct press deliberately omits telling you that they were negroes.

praxis44241		2007-06-02 12:33:07 PM

But they didn't shoot Cyrus!! It was Luther!!

Duhktape		2007-06-02 12:56:26 PM

First rule of project mayhem;

Don't ask questions.

PigPen603		2007-06-02 01:06:17 PM

This is just normal behavior for the people that live north of Midland.

sorhed		2007-06-02 01:29:47 PM

Saginaw is located on the Penis of the Great Lakes Man

antidisestablishmentarianism		2007-06-02 01:36:27 PM

The first rule of project mayhem is you do not talk about project mayhem

Zarkin Frood		2007-06-02 01:49:49 PM

Wanted for questioning.

dagda1		2007-06-02 02:09:43 PM

Looks like Michigan needs to tighten the bat-control laws again. Maybe a 72 hour cooling off waiting period and a background check...

Duhktape		2007-06-02 03:14:55 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism;

the First rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.

the first rule of project mayhem is don't ask questions.

that is all.

/just finally read the book, then saw the movie within the last week.
//years behind the curve
///checked wikipedia anyway... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Mayhem

dlpriest		2007-06-02 03:49:05 PM

Although this might get me banned.

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/link.do/4/662/1149/12216/20452

If you want to watch "The Warriors"

Balchinian		2007-06-02 07:36:07 PM

Well, that's it then! Summer has officially begun in

praxis44241		2007-06-02 10:15:45 PM

dlpriest: Although this might get me banned.

You are now my best friend.

/Well, my only friend. But thanks for the link, Mr. Whoever You Are, Best Friend.

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