ironic?

"there's no such thing, as bad publicity"

"Officials issued a warning to area beachgoers, but Ukrainian media reported that many sunbathers and swimmers were undeterred and came to the shore Friday."

Ukranian Nationals are either the bravest, most intelligent people on the planet, they are the bumbest, most ruthless people in Europe.

So by titling a song "Ironic" and writing lyrics that describe as ironic many things that are not ironic, Ms. Morrisette was, in fact, being ironic.

I hope they either find it soon or it figures out how to get the tape off its mouth. Starving to death because of tape would be pathetic.

What's so dumb about the ironic tag is that people used to just use it incorrectly (as in this case - this article contains no irony whatsoever). Now people either (a) still use it incorrectly because they're just stupid (as in this case) or (b) purposely use it because they're so desperate for attention that even if their headline itself doesn't generate any discussion, at least using the ironic tag will (as in this case).

And no, there's nothing ironic in my comment either.

/grabs coffee, rolls eyes again

*attempts to make sense of a person with a crocodile at a circus*

The Aristocrats!

This story FAILS to earn the Githerax irony seal-of-approval.