FARK.com: (2840142) Dead whale spotted near Golden Gate. Coast Guard said it isn't Delta or Dawn, just some stupid anonymous whale that doesn't love you like they do

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		Dead whale spotted near Golden Gate. Coast Guard said it isn't Delta or Dawn, just some stupid anonymous whale that doesn't love you like they do (mercurynews.com)		100
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asmodeus224		2007-06-01 02:21:44 PM

Nah, Delta or Dawn are here:

www.abc.net.au

charmed1782		2007-06-01 02:27:36 PM

I bet they're just trying to cover up that whale's suicide by jumping from the bridge, so not to encourage other whales to do the same.

AlabamaGirl		2007-06-01 02:28:34 PM

poor whale

CtrlAltDelete		2007-06-01 02:30:46 PM

charmed1782: I bet they're just trying to cover up that whale's suicide by jumping from the bridge, so not to encourage other whales to do the same.

That's ridiculous. Where is it going to get change for the bridge toll?

charmed1782		2007-06-01 02:32:31 PM

CtrlAltDelete: That's ridiculous. Where is it going to get change for the bridge toll?

EZ-Pass?

CtrlAltDelete		2007-06-01 02:36:06 PM

charmed1782: EZ-Pass?

Ah, but EZ-Pass requires one to have a credit card, and there is no way a whale could pass a credit check without being redflagged at ChexSystems for being a whale.

They check for that.

evil_twin_skippy		2007-06-01 02:37:40 PM

just some stupid anonymous whale that doesn't love you like they do

Whale biologist!

charmed1782		2007-06-01 02:43:05 PM

Maybe he stole it. Depression can lead to irrational behavior.

ceremony_1968		2007-06-01 02:43:31 PM

Coast Guard said it isn't Delta or Dawn, just some stupid anonymous whale

Gerald McRainey would like to have a word with you, smitty.
broadwayworld.com

CtrlAltDelete		2007-06-01 02:45:22 PM

charmed1782: Maybe he stole it. Depression can lead to irrational behavior.

You may be on to something.

AlabamaGirl		2007-06-01 02:45:40 PM

ceremony_1968: Gerald McRainey would like to have a word with you

whoa, he's aged

BullsHitter		2007-06-01 03:02:59 PM

Thanks for the Newsflash, asstard. The report was not substantiated.

Tealeaf		2007-06-01 03:29:02 PM

Are they planning on exploding it?

lucyfer		2007-06-01 03:46:32 PM

isnt the toll only for vehicles and not pedestrians, thus allowing the whale to walk right out to the middle to commit suicide?

ferretman		2007-06-01 03:49:16 PM

I thought Anna was buried in the Bahamas?!?
/slashy

rawbee83		2007-06-01 03:50:03 PM

Buttsecks?

/with a whale?
//ow....

Detroit_Bob		2007-06-01 03:50:21 PM

It's a frigging sea-cow. Who cares either way?

Belltower		2007-06-01 03:50:51 PM

Ah, but EZ-Pass requires one to have a credit card, and there is no way a whale could pass a credit check without being redflagged at ChexSystems for being a whale.

Have you been to a Wal-Mart recently? A whale would fit right in.

/I should talk!

phlegmmo		2007-06-01 03:51:17 PM

CtrlAltDelete 2007-06-01 02:30:46 PM
That's ridiculous. Where is it going to get change for the bridge toll?

He'll just slip him a fin.

veedeevadeevoodee		2007-06-01 03:51:21 PM

just some stupid anonymous whale

images.eonline.com

DROxINxTHExWIND		2007-06-01 03:51:36 PM

CtrlAltDelete 2007-06-01 02:36:06 PM
charmed1782: EZ-Pass?

Ah, but EZ-Pass requires one to have a credit card, and there is no way a whale could pass a credit check without being redflagged at ChexSystems for being a whale.

They check for that.
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Not all of the time.

Walker		2007-06-01 03:52:06 PM

I think the follow-up needs a follow-up. Fark Headline does not match article headline and says the exact opposite of it.

Jument		2007-06-01 03:52:11 PM

Well if it turns up remember that the best way to deal with a giant putrefying whale carcass is to blow it up with explosives.

floridian62		2007-06-01 03:52:13 PM

Fark I knew I left it someplace.

almejita		2007-06-01 03:52:59 PM

Uhhh, I think whales have pockets CtrlAltDelete...that's where they would keep the change they found and/or panhandled.

What are you, some kind of anti-cetacist? Would you spout your crap if that were a dolphin? I didn't think so.

How many times have you passed up that poor whale who was just asking for a few coins to get past the tollbooth?

Helena Handbasket		2007-06-01 03:53:20 PM

Stop it! You're going to make me start blubbering!

rawbee83		2007-06-01 03:53:26 PM

OUCH! Those pictures of Rosie BURN! Someone, eye bleach, PLEASE!!

DROxINxTHExWIND		2007-06-01 03:54:29 PM

Missed it by that much.

Oh, and sorry to crush all of your dreams but that IS one of the whales...dead as a result of an allergic reaction to the 'antibiotics' that those yahoos injected into the wild animal without any kind of medical examination.

nmdrkangl		2007-06-01 03:55:15 PM

George?

Gracie?

//yup... i'm a dork.

TurtleFat		2007-06-01 03:55:20 PM

oh thank god!

/hahah
//Ambergris anyone?

charmed1782		2007-06-01 03:55:21 PM

I suppose he could also store some change in his blowhole, but as lucyfer said, it's true you don't pay a toll to walk on.

napjerk		2007-06-01 04:00:10 PM

Every whale dies, not every whale really lives.

vandelay		2007-06-01 04:00:32 PM

Sadly, it was the whale who had the map.

chaddsfarkprefect		2007-06-01 04:00:48 PM

What'll they do with the corpse?

tenhigh		2007-06-01 04:00:54 PM

I think we all know that this is TOTALLY one of the river swimming whales.

four95		2007-06-01 04:02:06 PM

Captain_Cool		2007-06-01 04:02:11 PM

How the fark is a whale supposed to walk across the bridge? They don't even have feet.

Spookymu		2007-06-01 04:03:07 PM

but where is the flowerpot?

night_elf		2007-06-01 04:05:34 PM

Bullshiatter 2007-06-01 03:02:59 PM
Thanks for the Newsflash, asstard. The report was not substantiated.

Asstard? Seriously you can't do any better than that?

Oldiron_79		2007-06-01 04:06:26 PM

delta dawn, isn't that like a shiatty tanya tucker song from the '70s?

Mad Scientist		2007-06-01 04:07:19 PM

But is the cow o.k.?

terrapinwreck		2007-06-01 04:08:02 PM

How about "Blubberhead", subby. Or, maybe "Blowhard".

sr71		2007-06-01 04:09:21 PM

Uhhh, I think whales have pockets CtrlAltDelete...that's where they would keep the change they found and/or panhandled.

I think she walks 'round town with a suitcase in her hand...

/looking for a mysterious dark haired man.

jedimk		2007-06-01 04:09:50 PM

Spookymu

I thought it was a bowl of petunias?

Captian_Cool

Maybe it was a fluke?

redpenner		2007-06-01 04:11:18 PM

Helen Reddy

LocalCynic		2007-06-01 04:11:57 PM

Wow, there seem to be a lot of con-tards here who want to stick their snouts in Rosie's falafel.

almejita		2007-06-01 04:12:56 PM

MMMMmmmm.....falafel

ga362		2007-06-01 04:14:14 PM

Was it a Titalist?

/prolly misspelled. Not a golfer.

Spookymu		2007-06-01 04:14:39 PM

jedimk you're probably correct. It's friday... i've been known to be incorrect occasionaly on fridays.

/on mondays too
//the other 5 days of the week too
///ugh. is it 5 yet?