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(Starpulse)   Fantastic Four: Quest For The Largest Codpiece   ( divider line
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2007-06-01 11:15:56 AM  
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2007-06-01 11:15:57 AM  
what is this...penis day on fark?

2007-06-01 11:16:33 AM  
or second
2007-06-01 11:20:04 AM  

God save us.
2007-06-01 11:21:58 AM  
Huh-huh-huh. You said "piece".
2007-06-01 11:25:53 AM  
shouldnt this be under "showbiz"? there is no technological prosthetic penis here, just a few pairs of socks.
2007-06-01 11:30:14 AM  
ryarger: Approves

What's with the grotesque fake ears?
2007-06-01 11:33:27 AM  
A younger Harrison Ford would have made such a good Reed Richards. This guy is a douche. And Michelle Pfieffer as sue Storm.
2007-06-01 11:33:51 AM  
bhcompy: shouldnt this be under "showbiz"?

2007-06-01 11:42:30 AM  

as hot as Michelle Pfeiffer is, there's no way she's as hot as Jessica Alba - even in her prime. But the dude who plays Reed Richards is a douche - I agree.

TTIWWOP of Jessica Alba.
2007-06-01 11:49:47 AM  
Hey, no mention of merkins here...that would be a technological...prosthesis.
2007-06-01 12:38:35 PM  
CigBairyHunt: TTIWWOP of Jessica Alba.

Just for you:

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2007-06-01 12:55:53 PM  
Sue Richards does not HAVE A TAN

/movie needs better casting
2007-06-01 12:56:58 PM  
Oh god, the commercials alone have turned me off of this movie. Whoever is playing The Thing should realize he's made of stone, not wood, nor does he need to deliver lines like he has to cue a tape player up his butt.
2007-06-01 01:16:08 PM  

$DEITY bless you.


Bond isn't supposed to be blonde either.
2007-06-01 01:59:23 PM  
I liked the first one, looking to love this one.
2007-06-01 02:54:05 PM  

This could be a perfectly lovely weeners thread, and you go and put boobies in it.

//Haven't seen a weeners thread in too long.
2007-06-01 02:56:26 PM  
Defamation of character, if I do say so myself.
2007-06-01 03:07:23 PM  
brandied: This could be a perfectly lovely weeners thread, and you go and put boobies in it.

Sorry, sweetheart, but you gotta give the people what they want...
2007-06-01 03:25:16 PM  
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Cameo's "Big Red"
2007-06-01 03:39:40 PM  
rachel mcadams would have been the perfect sue storm
2007-06-01 06:09:18 PM  
Does anybody remember this Conan O'Brien skit about failed children's TV shows? One was called "Country Cuckoo-Clock Codpiece Zulu Warriors."
2007-06-01 07:27:20 PM  
rachel mcadams would have been the perfect sue storm

Ummmmm.. no.

Jeri Ryan, on the other hand....
2007-06-01 08:23:38 PM  
Ok am I the only one wondering how old Raven is in that pic at the top. Also am I the only one that thinks thats hot as hell.

/Prehaps I've said to much.
//Slashies never tell.
2007-06-01 09:28:04 PM  

Seconded. There has been a severe shortage of ween for the Farkettes (and Farkers).

One more thing, I would hit Ioan Gruffudd.
2007-06-01 10:18:20 PM  
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She has a bigger one than any of them!
2007-06-02 01:50:26 AM  
Second in line to hit Ioan Gruffudd :D

Sadly when I read this all I could do was giggle as I thought of Blackadder and Baldrick talking about Baldrick's uncle who was a stunt codpiece in MacBeth.

/Did he have a large part?
2007-06-02 02:22:22 AM  
how am i supposed to feed my family with a cod piece?
2007-06-02 04:23:07 AM  

All of the other Bond movies just had it wrong.

/I went there
//Connery years fan
///Definitely a Craig fan
2007-06-02 10:20:44 PM  
GungFu: I think those are his real ears.
Gallery Linky (won't hotlink)
2007-06-03 02:54:25 AM  
this is what's missing from all those cop-buddy movies
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