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2007-05-31 02:53:07 AM  
+1
 
2007-05-31 03:41:18 AM  
Looks a lot like the jail I sat in for a couple of weeks in Adams, CO, Colorado. Thats where they send you if you get caught driving drunk in Breckenridge.
 
2007-05-31 04:52:15 AM  
Cazman

Did you build a doll house?
 
2007-05-31 04:57:05 AM  
reminds me of my dorm room last year
 
2007-05-31 05:06:20 AM  
....

nope. still dont care.
 
2007-05-31 05:07:10 AM  
Thinking she's gonna learn to wear panties.
 
2007-05-31 05:10:05 AM  
Nice headline. I applaud.
 
2007-05-31 05:20:31 AM  
img237.imageshack.us

her cell-mate?
 
2007-05-31 05:23:03 AM  
"Uh, guard - green is just not my color. It like, makes my skin look sallow. Can I have a sheet change?"
 
2007-05-31 05:23:15 AM  
The wench still gets off easy.

Eat the Rich!
 
2007-05-31 05:24:06 AM  
Our featured product at the store this week is the Paris love doll, a sexy prisoner outfit, and wrist/ankle shackles. =)
 
2007-05-31 05:29:43 AM  
Those are really nice digs compared to where the guys in Iraq are staying.

Send that biatch to Camp TQ!!!!
 
2007-05-31 05:34:23 AM  
That's a sweet-lookin' toilet.
 
2007-05-31 05:36:13 AM  
Yeah, 'Fisty' is.
 
2007-05-31 05:52:40 AM  
was going to make a snarky comment but fark it, she isn't worth it.

/wasn't snarky
//just honest.
///slashies!
 
2007-05-31 05:53:56 AM  
Wait, i actually care just enough to find this:

img355.imageshack.us

/real tattoo
//edited for sfw-ed-ness
///no, not mine
 
2007-05-31 05:54:07 AM  
I'm still mad she got "good behavior" time before showing up to the sentence.
 
2007-05-31 06:02:23 AM  
This is begging for a Photoshop thread.
 
2007-05-31 06:02:34 AM  
Do any of you really think that Paris will actually spend ANY time in jail?

The most she'll do is a three day weekend.
 
2007-05-31 06:03:28 AM  
the cells include a desk, where perhaps Paris could try writing a novel

How about teaching her how to read first?
 
2007-05-31 06:09:15 AM  
Shadylady beat me to the Cell Block H reference.

/mad props are due
// +1 for the reference
///three slashies and a +1 is what all the cool kids are doing these days daddio
 
2007-05-31 06:12:33 AM  
My dorm room in university was about 1 1/2 times the size of that... and had similar accomodations. No toilet though.

The walls are exactly the same.

I weep.
 
2007-05-31 06:14:59 AM  
I agree with everyone who says it was like their dorm room in uni. Actually, I think it's better than mine, as mine was crawling with cockroaches and didn't even have a toilet in the room, meaning I had to go down the hall to an even filthier bathroom to do my business. Of course, I could come and go as I pleased so that did help things progress a bit.
 
2007-05-31 06:22:00 AM  
tokyogirl79: How about teaching her how to read first?

I think I felt the barbs on that one from here.
 
2007-05-31 06:48:03 AM  
I would PHITA.
 
2007-05-31 07:03:46 AM  
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2007-05-31 07:23:44 AM  
Machine99: HEy you guys - check out the pics of celeb rehab grads - THEY LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED AS fark - HEy you guys - check out the pics of celeb rehab grads - THEY LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED AS fark - HEy you guys - check out the pics of celeb rehab grads - THEY LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED AS fark

Whuthuheh? Am I missing something?
 
2007-05-31 07:25:39 AM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-31 07:26:26 AM  
A little off topic but seeing the picture of the cell I noticed it is intended to accomodate two people or so I assume.....{Because there are two bunks},..........This really strikes me as cruel. We spend so much money on prisons and have to house people in such miserable conditions? I couldnt imagine having to share such a small place with someone....now if it were used for just one person that would be ok. I wouldn't mind the child rapist and serial killers being housed in that way or anyone who commited a real heinious crime.....if we have to let them live at all. But putting the run of the mill type offender in a cell like that aren't we risking breeding hatred and losing any hope of rehabilitation?
 
2007-05-31 07:45:23 AM  
They should make her stay at a Marriot. That would teach her.
 
2007-05-31 07:45:32 AM  
But putting the run of the mill type offender in a cell like that aren't we risking breeding hatred and losing any hope of rehabilitation?

No.
 
2007-05-31 07:46:36 AM  
Jennifer
...any hope of rehabilitation?

You've been around here long enough to know better than ask a question like that... Most Farkers are knee-jerk reactionaries bent on vindictive, sadistic punishments. I'm sure you've seen them.

Rehabilitation and simple justice are concepts beyond their comprehension.
 
2007-05-31 07:47:52 AM  
most = too many

/present company excepted, of course
 
2007-05-31 07:51:46 AM  
Jennifer

I've always figured similar, but universal - no commons area, no social contact. My idea of prison: everybody gets a 10x15 cell with bed, crapper, shower, and a heavily-restricted dumb-terminal that allows basic communication, watching educational video, and study. Only time you get to leave is for rehabilitation classes - if you fark around at (or on the way to) those classes, you get sent back to your room.

Seem inhumane for minor crimes? Just give them short sentences. Basically: prisoners should never, ever interact directly with one-another.
 
2007-05-31 07:57:42 AM  
Jennifer
...picture of the cell I noticed it is intended to accomodate two people ... This really strikes me as cruel. We spend so much money on prisons and have to house people in such miserable conditions? I couldnt imagine having to share such a small place with someone

You're joking right? This is prison. It is supposed to a miserable time so that you won't want to go back there if you are stupid or unlucky enough to wind up there in the first place.

Prison is 99% incarceration, 1% rehabilitation -- it's like high school, you can either coast on through, or take advantage, it's up to you :^)
 
2007-05-31 07:57:48 AM  
rodr3

Wow, Just... wow. That is the most awful, nasty tatoo I have ever seen in my life. Also the coolest.
On a side note, anybody know where I can pick up a stainless steel toilet? That's actually pretty cool! (I'll need a non-metallic seat though)

/slashies? not with a stainless toilet!
 
2007-05-31 08:00:10 AM  
img120.imageshack.us

SomethingPositive rulz.
 
2007-05-31 08:05:57 AM  
Pxtl - how about if they screw around to/from the classes, they get even more classes to go to? That way the only way for them to actually get through their classes is to behave, and without their classes they're not getting rehabilitated.

Prison being a nasty place doesn't magically teach someone right from wrong, but funnily enough them being taught right from wrong does. Prison doesn't have to be a shiatty place for it to work. It might even be cheaper to have maximum sentences reduced, if the rehabilitation aspect was vastly improved. Functioning members of society who will never, ever offend again seems far more productive than keeping criminals in prison, at our expense, just so they can be released to do whatever they did in the first place again. or something.

/Prisoner cell block H I was not expecting to see referenced on Fark ever. weird.
//THE FREAK! (pops)
 
2007-05-31 08:08:51 AM  
dave420

Simple (from what I hear, this is how it works in juvies in Ontario, by the way): class is a priviledge, since it's the only social contact you get. Otherwise, you're stuck in your cell. So there's a real incentive to participate and play along.
 
2007-05-31 08:09:44 AM  
Can I just say I think Paris Hilton is farking hot, I have seen her in all sorts of drunken photos and she always has perfect skin and a damn fine body. Unlike other celebrities who when caught without extensive prep look like shiat. I kinda have a thing for dirty girls as they fark hard. Paris is hot, rich and dirty. What the fark more could you want a in a pure straight out, physical relationship.

Think about it.
 
2007-05-31 08:13:26 AM  
Day 1: Paris' new roommate tries fisting her.
Day 2: Her roommate does not show up for rollcall.
Day whatever: Body cavity check turns up missing roommate, ex-boyfrend, and remains of Mr. Sqiggly, her pet ferret...
/aisle seat, please...
 
2007-05-31 08:13:58 AM  
Dr.DangerWW

Dude, did you see the video? She answered her damn cell-phone. That lack of focus is not hawt. Would I still hit it? Sure, but she'd have to put the phone on silent mode. In her ass.
 
2007-05-31 08:22:00 AM  
img527.imageshack.us

/obligatory
 
2007-05-31 08:22:43 AM  
Shes the kinda girl that you could be as totally nasty as you wanted to be with and not feel guilty about corrupting her. Shes just so filthy

My girlfriend is a filthy 18 yo model, first year media studies\rels student at Otago Uni. How did this happen to me??!

Sorry for bragging.;)
 
2007-05-31 08:32:45 AM  
You'd be surprised how many girls will do some of the most filthiest things yet are "clean".

/it's all about how you ask
 
2007-05-31 08:42:46 AM  
That's hot!

/can't beleive I'm the Weeners this
//Still dont care about Paris
 
2007-05-31 08:49:44 AM  
for some reason I can't muster any feelings about this...
 
2007-05-31 08:54:15 AM  
She'll be in and out in less than a day.
 
2007-05-31 09:09:34 AM  
Paris goes to jail. Paris gets out of jail. Paris goes on the talk show circuit for 100,000K a show. Paris wrties book with a 10M advance contract. Paris profits. We all lose. They should give her a hefty fine, make a little money off the biatch instead of wasting tax payer dollars on the little shiat.
 
2007-05-31 09:09:37 AM  
Comfy ;)
 
2007-05-31 09:19:55 AM  
FMITV Prison
 
2007-05-31 09:25:10 AM  
looks more comfortable then my cell bed

/not hardcore
//was only 30days
///slashies for freedom!!11!1
 
2007-05-31 09:28:41 AM  
This is so unfair. Paris gets drunk a few times and has to go to jail, but OJ gets to go around killing people.
 
2007-05-31 09:30:42 AM  
This is going to be awesome. The Simple Life takes on a whole new meaning.
 
2007-05-31 09:33:56 AM  
Hey subby... it is a JAIL not a PRISON... they are not the same...
 
2007-05-31 09:35:20 AM  
That's hot
 
2007-05-31 09:51:16 AM  
I think she should get something. But throwing her in jail for 30 days or what ever it is, is kind of cruel. She will not be able to do what other people in prison can do because of her status. They should have told her she is going down for 5+ years in a normal prison then gave her a 10 day shock. This has worked for 2 people I know, You basicly live in hell until you have to go.

/I don't like her
//But I cannot say I hate her. I'm sure anyone in her place would be farked up.
 
2007-05-31 10:14:14 AM  
Andric - Win!
 
2007-05-31 10:15:06 AM  
anyone else fans of the incredibly snarky descriptions below each picture?
 
2007-05-31 10:16:57 AM  
How the hell does a short person get on the top bunk?
 
2007-05-31 10:18:32 AM  
Pxtl: Simple (from what I hear, this is how it works in juvies in Ontario, by the way): class is a priviledge, since it's the only social contact you get. Otherwise, you're stuck in your cell. So there's a real incentive to participate and play along.

What happens with introverted inmates? Do they make them teach the class and give them time alone when they're good?
 
F42
2007-05-31 10:21:13 AM  
gud jorb, subby
 
2007-05-31 10:27:42 AM  
Not exactly the Hilton

And the funny thing is, Paris would probably never even stay at most Hilton's either.
 
2007-05-31 10:30:24 AM  
Her dad pulled some strings and got this jail cell for her.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/251/523251846_3b6aff5dc3_b.jpg
 
2007-05-31 10:34:02 AM  
Her dad pulled some strings and got this jail cell for her.
 
2007-05-31 10:34:56 AM  
God why is everyone making such a big deal about all this? Many celebrities have their little run-ins with the law. It's part of the whole process. You do your crime, you do your rehab or your token jail sentence, you go on national tv telling everyone how SORRY you are, and how it will never ever EVER happen again... this time, and Oprah will cry with you and you'll have 10 ghostwriters writing a book for you on the experience, of which you'll get 80% of the proceeds. Apparently someone forgot to send her the memo.
 
2007-05-31 10:37:58 AM  
Now Paris will spend all her time trying NOT to get slammed in the can
 
2007-05-31 10:42:50 AM  
That toilet is nicer than mine.
 
2007-05-31 10:46:09 AM  
"Like,uh.... where's the bidet?" - Paris Hilton's first words when she walks into her cell.
 
2007-05-31 10:52:58 AM  
I'm typing this up from my jail cell in 'County so I'm really getting a ki...


/can't bring myself to do it.
//sorry... so very, very sorry.
 
2007-05-31 10:53:20 AM  
Sorry, didn't realize not accepting my original file b/c it was too big.

Her dad pulled some strings.

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2007-05-31 10:56:20 AM  
still don't care...though the fact that she is subject to a different legal system than the rest of us makes me upset. i wonder if they'll reduce her sentence again for good behavior once she actually serves 2-3 days.
 
2007-05-31 11:01:47 AM  
Jennifer

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that place is a paradise compared to most real prison accommodations.

If you feel that it is inhumane to house two prisoners in the cell pictured, you may really want to look into working toward prison reform in your community. Go find out what your local accommodations are like for the prisoners and you will see what I mean.
 
2007-05-31 11:05:51 AM  
www.world-o-crap.com

Obligatory.
 
2007-05-31 11:15:10 AM  
This is something I said last night on the Paris Hilton thread about that woman wanting to serve her sentence...

Last month I was at work and my co-worker and I were talking about what we'd do if we found out that we had a fatal illness, like cancer or a brain tumor.

I said, "Simple, buy a plane ticket to California, track down Paris Hilton, wouldn't be too hard, look for the places where she has been spotted by the popporazzi, and when found, kill her. Since I'll already be dying from a fatal illness there isn't much the legal system could do to me. And outside the legal system, statues would be erected in my honor."
 
2007-05-31 11:30:53 AM  
Great Janitor

I get your point, but, I think your time left would be better spent taking out Fred Phelps or O.J. or Howard K. Stern.
 
2007-05-31 11:31:07 AM  
Then on your next doctor visit the doctor tells you that you don't have cancer and you are going to live to the ripe old age of 95.

Great news you're going to live!!!! Only problem is you're going to live in a cell with Bubba for the rest of your life and you gotta pretty lil' mouth.
 
2007-05-31 11:35:42 AM  
Great Janitor: I said, "Simple, buy a plane ticket to California, track down Paris Hilton, wouldn't be too hard, look for the places where she has been spotted by the popporazzi, and when found, kill her. Since I'll already be dying from a fatal illness there isn't much the legal system could do to me. And outside the legal system, statues would be erected in my honor."

Apart from the DUI thing, she isn't actually hurting anyone.
 
2007-05-31 11:58:50 AM  
I don't hate Paris.

Really, when you think about it there are much much much worse people in the world more deserving of disdain than this girl.

But people like to hate her cause she has money and they don't and she's an attention whore and basically famous for absolutely nothing.

I blame the stupid media for feeding us this tripe non-stop. For instance, you will see more coverage of this nonsense than you will see or hear of that story from yesterday where Congress might make a mandatory background check through the Department of Defense for anyone seeking any kind of employment.

This to me is a drastically more important story, but nope, we'll hear more updates on Paris in her cell than we will on this story.

I'd rather see douchehats like the father of that Cardinals pitcher who wants to sue anyone within fifty mile radius of his sons drunken driving implosion go to jail and get traded for cigarettes then ass raped.

Run on sentence? Damn skippy!
 
2007-05-31 12:00:25 PM  
Myspace is for attention whores: This is so unfair. Paris gets drunk a few times and has to go to jail, but OJ gets to go around killing people

OJ was found not guilty. Therefor no time was called for. Paris was found guilty, she gets jail time.
 
2007-05-31 12:04:32 PM  
Wait, let me check....

Nope! Still don't care.
 
2007-05-31 12:19:42 PM  
My give-a-damn's still busted.
 
2007-05-31 12:21:47 PM  
Where have I seen pictures like these before? Could it have been Fark?

Time for:
It's Not Not-News It's Fark: How Fark Tries to Pass Off Crap as Not-News
 
2007-05-31 12:39:55 PM  
Just in time for the November sweeps, Fox is recording Paris' stay in jail. Miss Hilton's cellmate will be Rosie O'Donnell. The Warden is Barbara Walters. Casting is not yet complete.
 
2007-05-31 12:56:22 PM  
That's hot
 
2007-05-31 01:07:32 PM  
6655321- an additional casting is Ann Coulter as the prison guard
 
2007-05-31 01:15:08 PM  
Lack of computer aside, her cell looks cozier than my house. What the fark's the problem?
 
2007-05-31 01:17:50 PM  
Good headline.

I doubt she'll spend all of the days of her sentence there. You heard it here first.

/obvious?
 
2007-05-31 01:47:05 PM  
Nicole Richie can always slip through the bars for a visit with her BFF.


/skinny biatch.
 
2007-05-31 03:15:19 PM  
BUY THE SHIRT!!!
i135.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-31 04:44:57 PM  
PMITV? Or PMITM in her case?
 
2007-05-31 06:50:37 PM  
EnjoyTheFacts
Why in the hell would I be jealous of him? I'm going to DIE tomorrow!
 
2007-05-31 08:45:34 PM  
Great Janitor

Paris, Fred Phelps, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Oprah, and Tom Cruise.
/now the list is complete
 
2007-05-31 09:38:54 PM  
Why are people wishing for Paris' death now? I mean, is she that important to you?
 
2007-05-31 10:03:35 PM  
Who Is John Galt: But throwing her in jail for 30 days or what ever it is, is kind of cruel.

Hilton being able to do so much wrong .... for so long.... and getting away scot-free..... now that's cruel to all the "common people" that can't buy their way out of trouble.

If she had been taught about consequences for her actions much earlier in life, maybe she wouldn't be acting so childish now.

20ish days spent in a basic jail cell won't do her any harm. She'll probably be more distraught over not having someone to do her hair or nails.... or maybe because the booze and drugs are out of her reach while locked up.

No sympathy for her. She's filthy rich, lost her license, and didn't have the sense to hire a chauffeur until she was able to drive again?
 
2007-05-31 10:13:59 PM  
Time Paris Hilton will spend in jail: 00:00

I stand by my prediction,.
 
2007-05-31 11:37:10 PM  
God why is everyone making such a big deal about all this? Many celebrities have their little run-ins with the law.

Because the vast majority are never punished even if they're caught dead to rights, and even if they are, they go to a country-club jail or get house arrest. When a celebrity goes to REAL jail, it's worth taking notice.
 
2007-06-01 03:09:41 AM  
Why are people wishing for Paris' death now? I mean, is she that important to you?

No, I just want your money. Now buy a shirt!
 
2007-06-01 01:41:31 PM  
Machine99
HEy you guys - check out the pics of celeb rehab grads - THEY LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED AS fark - HEy you guys - check out the pics of celeb rehab grads - THEY LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED AS fark - HEy you guys - check out the pics of celeb rehab grads - THEY LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED AS fark


OCD? Meth? Dunno what drove you to write that like you did, but yeah, I looked and yes, it's a horrible PS on Brittney.
 
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