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2007-05-31 01:47:19 AM
LLB--how could you even contemplate such a thing?
 
2007-05-31 01:48:13 AM
It was a waking nightmare. I don't know what I would do without mine.
 
2007-05-31 01:50:01 AM
Backdraft32

lol Me too, about the night owl thing that is. I hate to seem so nerdy for spending all night on Fark but that's what I do sometimes, till I get tired...around 2 a.m...

I for one am glad this thread won't die, although I know come morning the main page will be so flooded that this thread will inevitably die off but it was fun while it lasted. :)
 
2007-05-31 01:51:34 AM
This makin' my sticker peck out !!
 
2007-05-31 01:51:35 AM
Oh the horror!!!!
 
2007-05-31 01:52:36 AM
yellow_ducki

I for one am glad this thread won't die, although I know come morning the main page will be so flooded that this thread will inevitably die off but it was fun while it lasted.

If there were an infinite supply of wonderful moments, we wouldn't cherish the few we have so much. :)
 
2007-05-31 01:53:06 AM
FutherMucker, there are masturbation instructions if you scroll up :-P
 
2007-05-31 01:53:34 AM
yellow_ducki: lol Me too, about the night owl thing that is. I hate to seem so nerdy for spending all night on Fark but that's what I do sometimes, till I get tired...around 2 a.m...

Yea, I'm not a happy camper in the morning, but I'm just not tired at night. So its either Fark, or watching TV, and thats useless...
 
2007-05-31 01:55:07 AM
Why is the best line I can think of make me feel like Comic Book Guy?
 
2007-05-31 01:55:37 AM
No instructions required.

/I are a MASTUR of bation.
 
2007-05-31 01:56:58 AM
Futher--hey everyone needs a hobby
 
2007-05-31 01:57:02 AM
I'm Farking and watching TV. TV sucks. Must Fark.
 
2007-05-31 01:57:10 AM
i39.photobucket.com

I think I remember how to do this...
 
2007-05-31 01:59:29 AM
Bravo, I say Bravo to all the brave farkettes that make threads like this truly worth not sleeping for. (Ignore that preposition please it's late)
 
2007-05-31 02:00:28 AM
I hope too many kittens didn't die tonight...I love kittens. I think I'm going to call it a night. :) Loved this thread! Way to go Farkettes. Will be back tomorrow night, 11 p.m, right on cue to start shiat in another thread. Hope to see you guys there.

Viva la OldFark

/kicks NuFark's ass
 
2007-05-31 02:01:46 AM
yellow_ducki: Viva la OldFark

/kicks NuFark's ass


QFT. And I need to force myself to sleep as well. Have a good night, beautiful people!
 
2007-05-31 02:03:23 AM
Sleep sucks. I'll be kicking my own ass when I have to get up for work in a few hours.

/Yay boobies!
//will console myself with slashies
 
2007-05-31 02:04:27 AM
LLBsb4ever: Sleep sucks. I'll be kicking my own ass when I have to get up for work in a few hours.

You're already quite the doll, so you have no use for beauty sleep anyway... ;-D
 
2007-05-31 02:05:00 AM
//second boobies
///third slashies
 
2007-05-31 02:07:21 AM
Backdraft32 You're already quite the doll, so you have no use for beauty sleep anyway... ;-D

Thanks. Maybe I should Fark more often.

/haven't had a date in over three years
//but I have slashies
///and toys
 
2007-05-31 02:09:35 AM
LLBsb4ever: /haven't had a date in over three years

Something isnt right there... you're beautiful, really...

//but I have slashies
///and toys


And I have gmail....lol.


/really out now
//Night!
 
2007-05-31 02:10:39 AM
LLBsb4ever
Thanks. Maybe I should Fark more often.

/haven't had a date in over three years
//but I have slashies
///and toys

That is an injustice to kittens everywhere
 
2007-05-31 02:11:51 AM
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2007-05-31 02:13:35 AM
roc6783 That is an injustice to kittens everywhere

Yeah, I'm guilty of kitten genocide.

/I've got the drive
//sometimes three times a day
///I can't help it
////People who don't like sex are weird!
 
2007-05-31 02:15:04 AM
These boobies you speak of......what are they?
 
2007-05-31 02:18:06 AM
Ok seriously..where were girls like you before I met my finacee? So sad for me, but don't be discouraged. The worst thing you can do is start to doubt yourself. And yes I'm sure statistically that Farkers should've wiped out kittens long ago and people who don't like sex arn't weird they just aren't doing it right.
 
2007-05-31 02:18:38 AM
Yay! Yay for us!

Yay for the Fark of old rearing it's beautiful head (boobies) once more!
 
2007-05-31 02:18:46 AM
LLBsb4ever

Yeah, I'm guilty of kitten genocide.

/I've got the drive
//sometimes three times a day
///I can't help it


Cripes, I'm buying a ticket to Florida...
 
2007-05-31 02:21:03 AM
Why is everyone so head over heels for the old Fark? Nostalgic I get but pure hatred for the new one? Why? Especially in a boobie thread aren't there more important things going on in this thread like perhaps..BooBies?
 
2007-05-31 02:23:24 AM
roc6783 Ok seriously..where were girls like you before I met my finacee? So sad for me, but don't be discouraged. The worst thing you can do is start to doubt yourself. And yes I'm sure statistically that Farkers should've wiped out kittens long ago and people who don't like sex arn't weird they just aren't doing it right.

I can't speak for the rest of them, but beach Barbie stuffed me in a closet. That biatch.
 
2007-05-31 02:23:40 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2007-05-31 02:23:57 AM
roc6783

I think it's because in the "old" fark, this thread would not have been as heavily moderated as it is today in the "new" fark.

They tried to solve the boobies problem by making foobies.com but that obviously didn't work; you don't see post counts over 10 per thread over there much...
 
2007-05-31 02:26:14 AM
Make sure to slap that ho biatch right in the mouth next time you see her..then make a video ;) If you're gonna kill kittens might as well go for the gold..hehe I'm so funny at 2 in the morning
 
2007-05-31 02:28:25 AM
I don't know what it is. My personality doesn't suck or anything. It must have something to do with the fact that a good majority of chicks in my age range (~20) here in Florida do look like beach Barbie. It was a bunch of them that stuffed me in the closet!

/they all look the same
 
2007-05-31 02:28:54 AM
Glad I'm over it then..damn pure comedy gold here folks
 
2007-05-31 02:35:34 AM
My fiancee's sister is the same way...funny, smart, athletic just not a size 4, and can't hold on to a guy to save her life. Her problem isn't dates cuz she goes to bars every weekend it's that no one ever calls her back. She obsesses over it and it bugs the hell out of me (mostly because she always calls when my fiancee and I are relaxing together). Mostly I think girls try too hard and guys don't try hard enough.
 
2007-05-31 02:40:43 AM
Imbri: I think I remember how to do this...

Marry me ????

/Geek
 
2007-05-31 02:46:32 AM
//last seen softly whisteling while quietly walking towards the bathroom....

/// me likes teh 5318008!!!ELEVINTY HUNDRED eleven111!!!
 
2007-05-31 02:52:46 AM
Imbri kudos to you for hanging in here off an on throughout the evening and for finally coughing up a pic!
 
2007-05-31 02:55:33 AM
wife has legs for MILES

/and an ass that won't quit.
//happy happy joy joy
 
2007-05-31 03:00:07 AM
Vertdang: hiwoman said earlier that I'm supposed to challenge posts like yours. You're a liar without pictoral evidence.

/She said
 
2007-05-31 03:01:37 AM
cotb
kudos to you for hanging in here off an on throughout the evening and for finally coughing up a pic!

This was like a train wreck for me, had to keep watching.

Thanks for returning me to TFette status.
 
2007-05-31 03:04:01 AM
Imbri: This was like a train wreck for me, had to keep watching.

Yeah, it's been fun... like a train wreck... or something.

/You're welcome!
 
2007-05-31 03:34:08 AM
With post #900 I officially close my involvement with this wonderful thread.

/For a few hours at least.
 
2007-05-31 03:35:04 AM
Just wanted to be able to say I commented in this thread.

To The Farkettes of the thread: Well Played.

/loves the breasts, and apparently this is well known fact amongst my friends although I don't remember telling anybody.
//hanging out with my friend who is a Hooters girl is always pleasant, for the same reason that this thread is pleasant.
 
2007-05-31 03:36:27 AM
photos-902.ak.facebook.com
 
2007-05-31 03:55:38 AM
Hooray for Boobies!

/Down with New Fark
//Viva FarkClassic
///Won't SOMEONE think of the Kittens?!?
 
2007-05-31 04:17:29 AM
img341.imageshack.us
 
2007-05-31 04:24:17 AM
praise beyeth unto the lordeth, for he hath given the world boobies.

atheist version: WOOHOOO!!!!
 
2007-05-31 04:52:26 AM
Backdraft32

Man, you had me laughing too..

Thought my cunning plan through ???

But of course I have...its not like if I get a divorce I'm not already used to being single (been for...well...23 years now).

Meh, I'm in it for the love. Ya know, I actually wanna do it for the right reasons (as someone mentioned, boobs are a perk). My conscience would kick my butt if I did something like that out of wedlock. Guess I'm old fashioned...or so I'm told...

I'm happy to make the farkers laugh with my young naivety. Hopefully make the boobie thread more entertaining...
 
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