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2007-05-30 07:29:08 PM
Let's remember that big boobs are not the exclusive domain of the overweight. I'm a 120 lb. gal with natural 34DDs. The husband adores them but he doesn't have to tote them around or cover them up with ill-fitting tops.

/Hootie McBoob
 
2007-05-30 07:30:30 PM
cotb - You noticed I already stopped with the back-rubs. However, your humm.. humor provided me with lots of LOLs.

C
 
2007-05-30 07:33:31 PM
Sundresses are the shiat. No farking two ways about it.
 
2007-05-30 07:34:11 PM
Score another one for the nipple lickers. I had to go into the bathroom at work and check. I'm a C cup and my tongue's not unusually long (though I'd say it's rather dextrous), so if I can do it, I bet the rest of you ladies can.

And xaandria, you're hot, you have nothing to worry about, come here, let me comfort you. Though if you want to lure men in with your boobage, a quick fix in my experience is standing at a bar counter with your elbows pushed together. Creates that nice pressed-together look. And often succeeds in getting drinks faster.
 
2007-05-30 07:37:30 PM
ZzeusS: Sundresses are the shiat. No farking two ways about it.

I agree. I'm begging my wife to find some, but she complains about them not fitting well up top. Thats why I want her to wear it...lol.

GladGirl: Score another one for the nipple lickers. I had to go into the bathroom at work and check. I'm a C cup and my tongue's not unusually long (though I'd say it's rather dextrous),

That just earned you a free month of TF, if you're interested....
 
2007-05-30 07:37:56 PM
<b>xaandria:</b> <i>But goddammit, I want that nice curvy perfect cleavage for when I wear the low-cut tops or the wench costume or the nice dresses.</i>

Look into dresses that plunge past your bustline. Obviously the plunge shouldn't be extra wide or anything, but done right it looks really nice. As long as you don't have a true beer gut (because the plunge could show the top of that), that's a kind of dress that only women with A's or B's should be wearing (it's nearly impossible to wear a bra with that style for obvious reasons, as such larger cup sizes need not apply). It's better to work with your size and flaunt it with clothes that others can't wear rather than try to force cleavage that isn't really there.

For a wench costume you should use a corset.
 
2007-05-30 07:40:09 PM
Ok, I have a super long tongue and I cannot lick my own nipple. I can touch my nose though.
 
2007-05-30 07:42:43 PM
xaandria: Occasionally I'll get boob envy, just like I get car envy and job envy.

No reason for you to be envious of anybody. To say they're "fine" is more than a bit of an understatement. Your guy is one lucky farker.
 
2007-05-30 07:43:01 PM
HalcyonGoddess - You have just not tried hard enough...

C
 
2007-05-30 07:43:21 PM
I just tried. Can't lick my nipple. Guess I'll have to go to work tomorrow after all...
 
2007-05-30 07:44:44 PM
Huh. I couldn't help but be curious, so I tried. Apparently I'm also in the "can lick own nipples" sorority.

Is there a special logo pin or stole I get to wear?
 
2007-05-30 07:45:01 PM
Backdraft32
That just earned you a free month of TF, if you're interested...

So... all a girl needs to do around here to achieve financial reward is exploit her sexuality? Sweet! Sign me up. I'm also rocking some sexy brain cleavage, if anyone's into that.
 
2007-05-30 07:47:25 PM
Personally, more than a mouth full is just extra
 
2007-05-30 07:47:47 PM
Xaandria, your pin is on its way. Just remember to put your top back on before you affix it.
 
2007-05-30 07:47:54 PM
img413.imageshack.us
 
2007-05-30 07:48:00 PM
Is this the attention whore thread?
 
2007-05-30 07:48:23 PM
Brain cleavage?

You smashed open your skull and separated your brain? That's freakin' HOT!
 
2007-05-30 07:48:27 PM
God bless mammorials....Glands that I love!
 
2007-05-30 07:48:50 PM
It's an epidemic. Right now, all around the world, farkette's are trying to lick their nipples.. Drew should be proud.
 
2007-05-30 07:49:28 PM
CasperImproved

HalcyonGoddess - You have just not tried hard enough...

Do, or do not. There is no try.

/When licking one's nipples.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2007-05-30 07:49:31 PM
these are what I hang around with
i41.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-30 07:49:39 PM
GladGirl: I'm also rocking some sexy brain cleavage, if anyone's into that.

Sounds like a plan to me. There was more than the nipple licking that made me offer. I think it was the fact that you had to satisfy your curiosity and do it at work. Enjoy your TF!
 
2007-05-30 07:49:42 PM
Holly_Wight:

I may get paid less than men, but I also get out of paying for things a lot more than men, so I think it almost (ALMOST) balances out.

We should have a National Breast Appreciation Day.

Every
day is National Breast Appreciation Day.

/How 'bout a Michi-gander?
 
2007-05-30 07:50:06 PM
As a general rule, most women have breasts that fit their bodies. If you really really want a boob job, wait until you have the money for a really top-notch one, don't just go out and get broke-stripper grapefruits. Honestly, I like large breasts quite a lot, but I'm not going to be turned away from a hot and friendly girl because she's got A-cups. (Knew a stripper once -- incredible dancer, amazing body, no rack at all. Got a boob job, no longer so impressive a dancer. It wasn't even all that good a boob job. Should have stuck with what she had.)
 
2007-05-30 07:50:27 PM
GladGirl: I'm also rocking some sexy brain cleavage, if anyone's into that.

Shhhh, we're in a boobies thread. We'll not be honoring your other positive (and potentially more attractive) qualities here.
 
2007-05-30 07:51:24 PM
Arimaris: And the next time a guy tells you you need larger breasts to turn him on, just tell him that he needs a larger penis so you can actually feel something.

Or better yet, ask him if it's in yet.
 
2007-05-30 07:52:15 PM
GladGirl 2007-05-30 07:45:01 PM
So... all a girl needs to do anywhere to achieve financial reward is exploit her sexuality? Sweet! Sign me up.


... fixed?
 
2007-05-30 07:54:30 PM
FREE THE TWINS!

/support the Free the Twins foundation.
//seriously, free them.
///FREE THEM DAMMIT!
 
2007-05-30 07:55:26 PM
I am a fatty. With DDs. And I'll tell you what--of the guys I've dated when I was thinner and a C, and the guys I've dated as a fatty--the guys who like the fat are WAY more fun. And better in bed. I really doubt there are a huge amount of Farkers in here who would turn down some boob action just because she's a bigger girl.

/also can lick my own nipples
//hot fatties w/big boobs FTW
 
2007-05-30 07:55:46 PM
I have big boobs so I'm really getting kick out of these replies.

MEB
-& a lipple nicker too.
 
2007-05-30 07:56:13 PM
TSD
these are what I hang around with


That looks like it was taken in dream. Man, Sony isn't farking around anymore!
 
2007-05-30 07:57:00 PM
Free the Twins!

/support the Free the Twins Foundation.
//seriously, free them dammit!
///what would Drew do?
 
2007-05-30 07:59:32 PM
You guys are just plain sexy... and I *like* that. I'm sorry I can not assist you in testing metrics, but I certainly would if I could. There is *no* sexier woman, then a smart one the chose to be a bad girl ;-) in certain circumstances.

C

P.S. My wife does not approve of my participation in this thread (and no, I was smart enough not to ask).
 
2007-05-30 08:00:29 PM
xaandria

I have to second with cowsspinach, the Very Sexy Infinity Edge is a great bra. My wife is an A-cup (and I LOVE her, so don't get me wrong) and she sometimes has the same feelings as you mentioned. She loves this bra, and she looks great in it also! So, possibly worth trying out for those "envy" times!
 
2007-05-30 08:00:53 PM
Big girls = wynz

I hate having to worry about if I'm gonna squish her or somethin. :)
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2007-05-30 08:02:16 PM
These are the days I live for
i41.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-30 08:02:51 PM
xaandria: Should teach me to wait a few minutes after writing a post before I hit "Add Comment."

BTW, like a couple others said.

Some nice, proper corsetry.

As someone who designs, creates, and sells custom cleavage, (err.. corsetry) I can set you up with quite a few links, and possibly give you some hints on designs and specification (depending on what you want to *do* while in your corsetry.. IE Dance, play, or just look stunning and pretend to breath. There is a level for just about everyone)


/Returns to selling Victorian and Elizabethan enhancements this weekend!
 
2007-05-30 08:04:04 PM
A, B, C, or D, What is anyone's issue? A lovely woman, is just that. No Bra size is a measure of the worth of a good woman.

C
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2007-05-30 08:04:15 PM
I loves titties rubbing on ma big belly. And check the one in my profile pic.
i41.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-30 08:06:20 PM
let's just make something clear here...

To all you ladies who can lick your own nipples....

I can lick them as well.

That is all.

As you were....with the nipple licking and all.
 
2007-05-30 08:08:40 PM
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

i love this thread and i dont care who knows or what they think about it!!!!
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2007-05-30 08:08:47 PM
Ah, what the Hell!
i41.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-30 08:09:55 PM
Backdraft32

Thanks! I won't let you down. You're giving big pervs worldwide a good name.

cotb
Oops, forgot! I'll leave the talkin' to the boys and just sit here and look pretty, maybe bend over once in a while or adjust my bra strap. I'll save the brains for a political thread or something where they're most often needed (though most often lacking).
 
2007-05-30 08:10:43 PM
TSD: these are what I hang around with

Wow, your boyfriend must be INCREDIBLY wealthy!
 
2007-05-30 08:11:28 PM
OK TSD, we get it.
 
2007-05-30 08:11:28 PM
This thread is quite useful.
 
2007-05-30 08:11:50 PM
Boobies!

/always wanted to say that
 
2007-05-30 08:12:55 PM
El TSD es una puta de la atención
 
2007-05-30 08:13:34 PM
GladGirl: I'll save the brains for a political thread or something where they're most often needed (though most often lacking).

You're just getting sexier to me by the minute.... Use the TF in good health....
 
2007-05-30 08:13:41 PM
thread died when it changed topics from "everything you wanted to know about boobs and boob accessories" to "fat guy happy to be standing next to boobs".

Right?
 
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