I'm kinda dissapointed none of the Farkettes have been around toinght.. Makes the posting so much better :(

Well we should be in the top 25 or 10 but we aren't yet.... I wonder if thats going to change...

Uklidni se !...Kolik je ti let ?...Chceš jít na procházku ?

//I'll be quiet now.

I wanna snuggle up to this thread and fall asleep on it. Then, come morning, I'll wake up and make it breakfast.

/poor kittens

On that note, we have tied the thread about the capture of Saddam. The terrorists LOSE to the boobies!

/Boobies, not bombs

FutherMucker: ///American beer makes me a retard

Hehe, my friend loves Czech beer.
His favorite is Pilsner Urquell :)


Anyhow, one last set of boobies post before I hit the sack!

and another...

and another...

Almost done... NSFW(?) (pops)

Finally...



and I'm spent!
Good night all, see you tomorrow for more boobies :)

Just doing my part again, sort of.

Long Live the dedicated Farkette.

To pretty much everything posted in this thread...

wow, the farkettes were quiet all night. that surprises me. oh wait, so was I. now to catch up and put off getting ready for work.

Come now, we can't let the thread die :D

Wow, only 51 posts since I last checked. It makes me sad that I'll be gone all night.

/need boobies
//yep, mine are still here
///phew

LLBsb4ever: Wow, only 51 posts since I last checked. It makes me sad that I'll be gone all night.

I'm trying to illicit more comments... :(

/need boobies

Don't we all

//yep, mine are still here

You sure about that? Need a second opinion?

wow, it's quiet in here. I wonder if we'll get the 1600+ posts needed to get to the top of the list?

I got the second opinion because my friend just elbowed me in the boob.

/ow
//not fun
///need...something

LLBsb4ever: Wow, only 51 posts since I last checked. It makes me sad that I'll be gone all night.

Well, me too. And I think I speak for a lot of people.

And I was sad already that I hadn't been able to visit this marvelous thread all weekend, and now I'm at work, and can't really linger.

If you're not here tonight, who among us will keep the dream alive?

Who?

Who?

/Po-tee-weet?

I'm hoping it survives. I'll be dead tired by the time I get home early tomorrow morning, and I'm working an open-close shift at work.

/no farking for me
//no fair

Hehe, working to much?? i'm pushing close to 65 hours a week -w00t-.. and i'm still jumping on to keep the thread alive!!!.


//wishes he was a girl
/// would own you all..

Xena420: ""One bourbon, one shot, and one beer""
->You mean one bourbon, one scotch, one beer? Riiight.
/did that
//sans scotch
///had no single malt, thasswhy.
////BTW, how was the party Sat?

baby_hewey :"I am starting to wonder how many lurkers have become farkers for this thread alone."
/raises hand

Supergurl:"....yes he got to see them......and touch"
->Wow, you really stepped up to carry this thread the extra diatance...a few times...

Fatassbastard:" Whoa! Thread STILL going! WOOHOO!"
/approves
//amazed

Yellow_ducki: "And I LOVE masturbating, especially holding it in at the very end and slowing down to get as much feeling out of it as I can."
->It is good to know thyself, eh? ;-)
/notes proficiency
//I'll be in your bunk.

LLBsb4ever: "resulting asplosion could wake the neighbors."
->I like that Farkettes know what they want, and how to get it.
/notes proficiency
//I'll be in your bunk.

Yellow_ducki:"Come on Farkettes...I can't be the only one."
->Y_D FTW! Woo hoo! Fine flesh there.
/I see dead kittens...
//You kept this thread alive...waay alive
///And not even in a creepy Herbert West way...
////Approves!

Aelingil: "...i'm sure i'll die for this.."
->Way to take one fer the team!

Mordis:" Another of Mrs. Mordis."
/Approves!

LLBsb4ever: "Was that a challenge?"
->That yours?
/if so, noice!
//Pitches tent
//Not camping, either/

Ramiller:" since I am apparently feeling Asian-y at the moment..."
->giddang! She can sell me betel nuts any time.

LLBsb4ever"ducki and I are not having a contest.
/we're having sex
//well, we should be"
 If you need a place, I have this tent I pitched recently... ;-)

IrishJMA

wow, it's quiet in here. I wonder if we'll get the 1600+ posts needed to get to the top of the list?

Probably not, but at least we beat Saddam!

/good morning!

Wow, Got to work at 8am, did the essentials to get by, checked thread at 9am, I just now finished reading, drooling and bowing and it is now 10:30. Wow, just wow.

I am talking to you LLBsb4ever and you too yellow_duckie. If only, if only the woodpecker cried!

Oh, and LLBsb4ever, your whiteness is nothing compaired to mine.

/Slashies for the whities!

I'm really impressed/happy that everyone has been really encouraging. No one has been jerks about things :D It's great to see that the beauty of boobs can fend off the trolls!

Good work, everyone!

Sigh, it sucks when i'm at work and cant post any more pics....


//waits for another 10 hours..

akumukun,

Well there was that one guy early in the thread, but I think that he was stomped on for his trollieness and slinked out of the thread early.

/I am almost sad that he tucked tail and ran away.
//extra slashies for LLBsb4ever!

It could have been worse.. a Frat from some college could have found the link and been all over it.. *shudders*.. i could never understand thoes..

Is it wrong that I have not even checked the main page since this thread got going?

/New slashies for yellow_duckie!
//Extra slashies for LLBsb4ever!
///Slashies for Holly Wright, show us the goods dear.

If i did not have the top 5 new threads. I dont think i would know what was going on in Farkville... I've jumped here every day

I don't think we need to much worry about trolls at this point. it seems like it's just a group of us here posting now. there don't seem to be a lot of strays wondering in.

baby_hewey: Well there was that one guy early in the thread, but I think that he was stomped on for his trollieness and slinked out of the thread early.

I must have missed that, too busy checking out the wonderful boobies :D

/kudos to those who ran them off
//slashies thrown in for LLBsb4ever, too :D

I got to confess, I was hoping for some action on this thread, but I am amazed what was the reality of it all. I has a bad weekend when it comes to the boobies. My wife and I have a 7 week old so you can imagine what the ol' sex life has been a little sparse. Saturday morning we tried to get busy, and oh about 15 min in to fooling around and just starting to bump uglies our eldist came knocking on the door to tell us that we had company. It was the kids she keeps and their mom. Well, that pretty much killed getting to finish the deed. And then later that day my father came in town and spent the night and then Sunday morning my wife found out that her Grandfather had passed away. So the weekend started good and then got rained out.

I know it is way TMI, but I went through the works to make an offer for BIE. Any of you ladies that would like to offer please send and include a mailing address and I will send you back some Mardi Gras beads. These are previously unused beads in new condition. I work with my wife selling the high end beads at Mardi Gras in Jefferson, Texas. Not as good as NOLA, but it has its own fun.

/LLBsb4ever, your post just about finished off my day.
//yellow_duckie, your post started my day out with greatness
///I bow to you both for your greatness.
\\LLBsb4ever, I would request that you get a pic of yourself in overalls with nothing underneath, that would be a hot look for you.
\same goes for you yellow_duckie

... Well i feel kinda bad, We have given props to all the girls.. and good god, they deserve it.. They have made our weekends... however.. we have not given props to one.. lone.. man... who, if it were not for bleach, my eyes would still be on fire.. :)


//props Mordis.. props..

Aelingil: //props Mordis.. props..

Gotta say, this. While the women are amazing, we can't be sexist. Gotta give respect to the men, too :D

Wow, 2406 post, and I am a slacker for only posting 26 times. Just wow. Oh, and we are tied for the 19th slot. If we can keep it going through today we might just get a few more up on the list.

If I was a good farker I would scroll up and cut and past the links provided by LLBsb4ever and yellow_duckie of nipplige for review, but it is hard to cut and paste one handed.

We need more posts!! i've only sent 94 on this thread.. gotta get home and post some more!

hehe i'm the 'tech' here.. so i'm not to worried about getting in trouble..

Well, I for one would like to see 2511 post in this thread so that we can beat the 2004 Pres. election story. I mean come on, Presidents come and go, but Boobies are forever!

Now this is funny:
baby_hewey (post deleted: FYI: ModNazis don't nuke threads, AdminNazis do. ModNazis ask you respectfully to link borderline images. Thanks!) 2007-05-30 06:32:21 PM

I don't remember the pic that I posted, but I think that one of the mods was getting tired of my ModNazi comments. To the Mod that nuked my pic, thanks for the comment, I am very happy you guys have a sense of humor. You know we love you guys. Wait, you're not a girl are you? If you, Mod, are of the female persusion please join in the fun and offer linky, you know we love you.

/Is it just me or do any of you other guys have a very dirty image of a hottie in a skimpy little uniform sitting at a computer doing pretty much what LLBsb4ever and yellow_duckie were upto earlier in the thread?
//I'm a dirty little farker.

Monday blues going on here at work...this thread is helping me get through the morning...

To everyone that has posted pictures...shared some stories...thanks...this is really the first thread I've seen on Fark that I've actually been a participant in...

Aelingil 2007-06-04 01:14:14 PM
hehe i'm the 'tech' here.. so i'm not to worried about getting in trouble..

I'm the security guy here and well lets just say that I am doing maintance on the reporting part of the internet filtering. It's good when they put the fox incharge of the henhouse.

Well this post will make this thread bigger than Saddam!