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2007-05-31 12:56:38 AM
img82.imageshack.us

my 2 favorite subjects
bewbs and beer.
 
2007-05-31 12:58:49 AM
I do not think boobies getting bigger is a good thing, or shirts getting smaller a good thing either. I know a few girls with DD's and bigger and they wish they could get breast reductions. I personally would not like that much baggage.

NSFW

/I am a total n00b at HTML so bear with me if this doesn't work
 
2007-05-31 12:59:14 AM
crazyeddie

Now what exactly should I do with my throbbing erection?

Dude...do you REALLY need someone to tell you what to do with it? :)

xebeche_tzu

Yes, gay. They are actually for feeding midlife crises, talentless photographers, ad execs, producers, and adolescent mommy fixations which lead to tampon-like marriages.


PISS OFF, BUZZKILL!!
 
2007-05-31 01:00:00 AM
crazyeddie *ducks flying bra*

Now what exactly should I do with my throbbing erection?


1. Put hand on shaft.
2. Stroke.

/Some like lube, some don't
//Farkers fapping FTW
///alliteraton
////slashies
//I could go all night
 
2007-05-31 01:00:25 AM
Dear Jesus,

Please let this thread never end.

Thanks,
Andric
 
2007-05-31 01:01:57 AM
yellow_ducki

/I am a total n00b at HTML so bear with me if this doesn't work


It worked. :) I've seen that gal before, she's uber-hot. Any guy who thinks her boobies are "too small" needs to have his head examined. SRSLY
 
2007-05-31 01:03:52 AM
Holly_Wight: Fine. But no face for you.

Yay for Holly! Boo for hecklers....
 
2007-05-31 01:04:22 AM
LLBsb4ever
crazyeddie *ducks flying bra*

Now what exactly should I do with my throbbing erection?


1. Put hand on shaft.
2. Stroke.

/Some like lube, some don't
//Farkers fapping FTW
///alliteraton
////slashies
//I could go all night
Forgot to add:
3. Wipe hands on pants (unless a cumrag is handily available.
 
2007-05-31 01:04:22 AM
yellow_ducki: /I am a total n00b at HTML so bear with me if this doesn't work

oh...trust me, it worked!
 
2007-05-31 01:05:42 AM
More than a mouthful is a waste. I'm glad you like the picture, thats the only real naked picture of a woman I have on my computer, but I think she's too beautiful to resist.

/mine are a nice mouthful ;)
//btw I can lick my nipple
///not that I've ever done it ...
////that is in reply to something I read a few hundred posts up
 
2007-05-31 01:07:07 AM
Hondaman4ever Forgot to add:
3. Wipe hands on pants (unless a cumrag is handily available.


Oh bother. I did forget a step. The easiest solution would obviously be for the poor man to stick in something (someone).

/Hey, it cut off my slashies in the last post
//Bastards
 
2007-05-31 01:09:07 AM
Hondaman4ever

(unless a cumrag is handily available.


"A" cumrag? ;)
 
2007-05-31 01:11:00 AM
yellow_ducki

More than a mouthful is a waste

Nahh... You're forgetting that some people have bigger mouths than others.
 
2007-05-31 01:12:07 AM
fatassbastard "A" cumrag? ;)

Cum ragS? Towel? Cum dumpster? OH THE CHOICES ARE ENDLESS!

/Yeah...that was bad.
//Forgive me slashies, for I have sinned.
 
2007-05-31 01:13:01 AM
*ducks flying underwear*

*checks out boobie pic from yellow_ducki*

*points at boobie*

Can I have one of those?
 
2007-05-31 01:14:45 AM
I can't find a cleavage shot of mine without a kid in the picture, there is something so fundamentally wrong with that. I guess I just never wore a bikini during a more intimate time.
 
2007-05-31 01:15:00 AM
Beer, boobies and bonghits! LIFE IS GOOD!!
 
2007-05-31 01:16:05 AM
Too bad I'm useless at HTML, or I'd have just posted mine right here instead of an unlinked link. Sorry, I suck. :-P
 
2007-05-31 01:18:42 AM
Blooregard
For all the girls out there that can't find button shirts that don't gap, they actually make shirts that are fitted by bra size. They're not XXL just to fit over your boobs. They're awesome for work. There's a couple here.

/no pops
//on the link or on your shirt


Those don't go up to DD. . .that makes me still stuck with the gap, even at $115. *sigh*
 
2007-05-31 01:18:52 AM
This thread is the best thing that has happened to new fark. Something should be said about the awesomeness of the farkettes that popped in to show THEIR pictures and not pictures of random models(not that there is a problem with those). Don't let the bible thumpers and trolls get you down ladies.
 
2007-05-31 01:19:14 AM
LLBsb4ever

Too bad I'm useless at HTML, or I'd have just posted mine right here instead of an unlinked link. Sorry, I suck. :-P


Please allow me to assist you and your fantastic rack. :) What is it you're trying to post?
 
2007-05-31 01:22:17 AM
I gotta say that the women here are beautiful. Hopefully can get a girlfriend here soon, but hey, I dunno...none of that till I'm married though...

I gotta agree that xaandria, Imbri, yellow_ducki and such are pretty.

I was laughing on half of this thread with the way that people say the things that they do...either way, been a while since I've seen a good thread here.

\single
\\23 on the 2nd
\\\wants to get married to get b00biez
\\\\likes large ones, but all are great :D
 
2007-05-31 01:22:35 AM
fatassbastard Please allow me to assist you and your fantastic rack. :) What is it you're trying to post?

This is what I would have posted, if I didn't suck: http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/000066g3

/must learn this newfangled intarwebs language
//n00b
 
2007-05-31 01:22:51 AM
serohw noitnetta

elbatciderp woh
 
2007-05-31 01:24:04 AM
I'm loving it?

No more pointy knees!
 
2007-05-31 01:24:14 AM
crazyeddie
*checks out boobie pic from yellow_ducki*
*points at boobie*
Can I have one of those?


Depends what you'd do to it if I gave it to you?

And I know some people have bigger mouths than others but I know they don't vary *that* much in size...

/and for people that don't know HTML, I didn't have a clue about it 'till I just googled a tutorial for the basics, bold, italics and linkage. :)
 
2007-05-31 01:28:36 AM
Boobies...Wow, who knew?
 
2007-05-31 01:28:55 AM
ducki i would take such good care of it. I would love it and hug it and feed it and name it George...
 
2007-05-31 01:29:03 AM
pics.livejournal.com

YUM! :)
 
2007-05-31 01:29:46 AM
Cheeze It: \\\wants to get married to get b00biez
my.voyager.net
 
2007-05-31 01:31:28 AM
MEGA props to all the lovely farkettes.

/This thread is a thing of beauty !
 
2007-05-31 01:31:30 AM
Backdraft, I literally just laughed myself off my chair
 
2007-05-31 01:32:02 AM
This thread makes up for the failure of the Japanese cleavage thread from weeks ago.
 
2007-05-31 01:32:21 AM
roc6783: Backdraft, I literally just laughed myself off my chair

Glad I could be of service...lol
 
2007-05-31 01:32:22 AM
crazyeddie

i would take such good care of it. I would love it and hug it and feed it and name it George...

www.animationusa.com

HA! :)
 
2007-05-31 01:32:26 AM
Cheeze It \\\wants to get married to get b00biez

Everyone knows you're supposed to get married for love

/pfft...or something
//I had you for lunch, man.
 
2007-05-31 01:33:20 AM
/lolz at Backdraft32

This thread is teh win.

*ducks flying fishnet stockings and silverware*
 
2007-05-31 01:35:03 AM
Oh, yeah, this one is always fun:

www.steevven1.com
 
2007-05-31 01:35:05 AM
Getting married for love is great. The boobies are an extra perk...or not if that's the way she grew up...either way they're all great.
 
2007-05-31 01:35:44 AM
FilmBeloH2O My boss just got new ones on Thursday of last week. She promised to show them to me after the bruising goes down, and promised to help me talk me wife into it as well.

Thaaaaat's great. You married your wife but she's not perfect enough for you. Why don't you check out http://www.siliconeholocaust.org/photos1a.html (NSFW) for pictures of what happens to silicone implants with people who's bodies attack the implants as foreign objects.

Has your wife suggested a penis implant for you yet?



/big naturalies
 
2007-05-31 01:36:51 AM
The most awesome thread ever continues. I'm glad I was able to contribute in my own small way.

/forgot to mention I'm getting married on Sunday
//think I'm gonna go inside and touch me some boobies some more :)
 
2007-05-31 01:37:02 AM
I swear between fatassbastard and backdraft, I'm gonna need a new chair
 
2007-05-31 01:38:31 AM
fatassbastard

That is PS comedy GOLD

/wonders how many more boob shots it would take to get a years worth of TF
//props to all the Farkettes

Somebody send me to bed please, I have to work in the morning!
 
2007-05-31 01:39:27 AM
i grew up near omaha, and boobies just dont seem to get old to me...

so im really getting a kick out of the fact that this thread just. will. not. die

i160.photobucket.com

i160.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-31 01:40:55 AM
yellow_ducki: Somebody send me to bed please, I have to work in the morning!

Me too. I mean, I'm a night owl, but this is getting ridiculous...
 
2007-05-31 01:41:25 AM
No one can take our boobies!!!! Hurray!!!! Except the women that's why they actually rule the world. Well boobies and the fact that they're mostly smater than me.
 
2007-05-31 01:42:27 AM
*Sing it*

That's the sound of the Men, fappin' on the vein thing.

}:>
 
2007-05-31 01:42:52 AM
Just nobody get their testicles stuck in their chair this time.

/vague reference
//hilarious thread
 
2007-05-31 01:43:48 AM
Oh noes this thread just took a wrong turn :(
 
2007-05-31 01:44:44 AM
Holly_Wight: Just nobody get their testicles stuck in their chair this time.

/vague reference
//hilarious thread


Ahh, the ballsack conundrum. I remember it well.
 
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