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2007-05-30 11:53:57 PM  
Dil Doe..

the size of her cod piece in the 2nd pic is a little disturbing...unless you're into that sort of thing
 
2007-05-30 11:54:16 PM  
yellow_ducki and Xena420 -

wow. just... wow. never knew farkers were that hot!
 
2007-05-30 11:54:29 PM  
This thread is win

/somewhat suprised by the Omaha showing ^^
//doing nothing in Omaha on a Wednesday night
 
2007-05-30 11:56:23 PM  
Xena420: Just checked yer file Backdraft32. Should have shown my legs earlier for you huh!

I have email, you can show me anything you want...lol. They are quite nice, my dear...

yellow_ducki: I'm a modest (barely) B cup but I hope I inspire more Farkettes to show their assests.

The size really isnt that important to most guys... They are quite nice...
 
2007-05-30 11:59:25 PM  
CRogers79
yellow_ducki and Xena420 -
wow. just... wow. never knew farkers were that hot!


Lemmie tell you why. Farkers, in general, aren't hot. Farkettes, on the other hand, mostly are. We just don't post pics cuz it distracts from the stimulating conversation. Like a threadjack.

//double slashies for my bewbies
 
2007-05-31 12:00:43 AM  
Xena420: Farkers, in general, aren't hot. Farkettes, on the other hand, mostly are

QFT.
 
2007-05-31 12:03:02 AM  
yellow_ducki

For me, anyway, it's shape. Modest and perky. *growl*
 
2007-05-31 12:05:14 AM  
Xena420 -

Put CRogers1979 at the end of the myspace web address and give me your opinion on this Farker (me!) since I'm not signed up for Total Fark yet.

You can post your opinion for all to see.

/might regret that comment
//then again, don't look like TSD from earlier...
 
2007-05-31 12:08:37 AM  
American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller


yellow_ducki HAS FOUND THE ANSWER. Don't wear shirts. You're a genius. With really nice UHHH punctuation. And grammar.
 
2007-05-31 12:11:14 AM  
Boobies FTW. This thread has won the intertubes, and I am honored to have been a small part of it.

/Just an excuse to use slashes
//Mmm...slashies
///Such a turn-on
 
2007-05-31 12:13:24 AM  
I second that motion!
 
2007-05-31 12:13:46 AM  
I wonder how much longer this thread will keep going.

I check the mainpage every now and then only to find that the # of posts keeps increasing.

I can't remember the last time we had a real good old fashion thread about boobies.

Thanks to all the awesome people for making this a worthy boobies thread!

/ I bet this post will be spent by tomorrow morning
// At least I will be spent by tomorrow morning
/// fap
 
2007-05-31 12:15:44 AM  
I expected more boobies pics. Normally I wouldn't have contributed, but I have boobies...and this thread is useless without boobies.

/Is this the end of the internet?
//Seriously, the slashies excite me.
 
2007-05-31 12:17:29 AM  
delau: Thank you Fark, you are back. And here I was not two days ago submitting something to Digg.

QFT, I hope.
 
2007-05-31 12:18:16 AM  
Too bad farkers don't have anything nice to look at *sighs*

/more boobies I guess
//thanks for the love guys
///You make me laugh GoldSpider
////nice boobies Farkettes!
 
2007-05-31 12:18:21 AM  
LLBsb4ever: Seriously, the slashies excite me.

If you get so excited the clothes start flying off, email in profile...lol
 
2007-05-31 12:21:23 AM  
LLBsb4ever: Seriously, the slashies excite me.

//

/ now that you are excited, you can post a pic of what your excited boobies look like!!!!11111one!!!
 
2007-05-31 12:22:02 AM  
yellow_ducki

:)
 
2007-05-31 12:22:38 AM  
*ducks a pair of flying pants* HAY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON?!
 
2007-05-31 12:24:20 AM  
MBA Whore LLBsb4ever: Seriously, the slashies excite me.

//

/ now that you are excited, you can post a pic of what your excited boobies look like!!!!11111one!!!


They don't change drastically from their non-excited state. They pretty much always look like they do in the picture I posted before.
 
2007-05-31 12:27:22 AM  
CRogers79

Hey cutie. And you're athletic? +2. I'd let you buy me a beer. We can talk about whatever pops up after that. :)
 
2007-05-31 12:30:35 AM  
Have you ever sucked on a pair of surgically altered, scarred, plastic stuffed, sensationless esteem-builders?

The jagged edges can actually cut your tongue...pure heaven.

Really. Heaven.
 
2007-05-31 12:32:03 AM  
LLBsb4ever
They don't change drastically from their non-excited state. They pretty much always look like they do in the picture I posted before.

Oh my god, I have visions of boobies swelling and growing up to 4+ inches while excited. Too damn funny! Maybe then we'd understand the true restless nature of farkers when they're turned on.
 
2007-05-31 12:32:20 AM  
Wow, are we still going in here? I got distracted a few hours ago, what did I miss?
 
2007-05-31 12:32:43 AM  
Xena420 - CRogers79
Hey cutie. And you're athletic? +2. I'd let you buy me a beer. We can talk about whatever pops up after that. :)

"Indiana"?! How sad... *sniff*...

/Northeast Florida sucks
 
2007-05-31 12:33:53 AM  
yellow_ducki

how you doin?

Great to see the ladies step up, this thread is teh awesome!!11
 
2007-05-31 12:34:10 AM  
Not a fan of the fakers. I like them natural. Just about any size.
Ever notice if your girl has small ones, you start to want big ones. & then vice versa?
 
2007-05-31 12:36:54 AM  
HOORAY FOR BEWBIES!!!!

/gf's got DD's
 
2007-05-31 12:37:08 AM  
wow, still going strong. hopefully we'll have more fun by the time I return in the morning.

/up late working on water softener
//and enjoying boobie thread
///hooray for boobies
////slashies for farkette boobies
 
2007-05-31 12:38:09 AM  
Hondaman4ever

You're awesome, I need to use my boobies more often.

/Thanks for the TotalFark subscription
//Not too bad, how you doin? ;)
 
2007-05-31 12:38:30 AM  
Between obesity and cheap plastic surgery, color me unsurprised.
 
2007-05-31 12:39:16 AM  
Xena420 Oh my god, I have visions of boobies swelling and growing up to 4+ inches while excited. Too damn funny! Maybe then we'd understand the true restless nature of farkers when they're turned on.

Cool points for you. I LOL'd
 
2007-05-31 12:40:57 AM  
CRogers79 Northeast Florida sucks


So does Southwest Florida. And don't knock Indiana!

/from Indiana
//I hate Florida
///Mmmm...moar slashies
 
2007-05-31 12:40:59 AM  
Xena420: Oh my god, I have visions of boobies swelling and growing up to 4+ inches while excited. Too damn funny! Maybe then we'd understand the true restless nature of farkers when they're turned on.

Ahh, the core plotline of any of the BE stories.
 
2007-05-31 12:41:13 AM  
Someone told me they were for feeding babies, but he was probably gay.
 
2007-05-31 12:43:04 AM  
Obligatory Hooters picture

www.ideagrove.com
 
2007-05-31 12:46:31 AM  
Xena420:

"I have visions of boobies swelling and growing up to 4+ inches while excited."

DO WANT

yellow_ducki:

"I need to use my boobies more often."

You set a good example. Please encourage more ladies to do the same. We get boobies, you get free stuff! Win-Win!
 
2007-05-31 12:49:58 AM  
yellow_ducki [TotalFark]
Hondaman4ever

You're awesome, I need to use my boobies more often.

/Thanks for the TotalFark subscription
//Not too bad, how you doin? ;)


I'm great, wish you were here on the west coast, that post was worth a beer :D Hope TF is just as awesome.

Nevertheless, enjoy TF, you are a very perty lady, and dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
 
2007-05-31 12:51:05 AM  
yellowducki:

[imagine pic of close-up of cute baby face with big, staring eyes]

You're BEAUTIFUL!

(comment on profile pic, btw. Girls with glasses ROCK!; teh b00bies are nice, too!)
 
2007-05-31 12:51:10 AM  
MBA Whore You set a good example. Please encourage more ladies to do the same. We get boobies, you get free stuff! Win-Win!

I LOL'd again.

/I love this thread
//Most certainly not bookmarked
///Boobies!
 
2007-05-31 12:52:15 AM  
mookiedood

Someone told me they were for feeding babies, but he was probably gay


Yes, gay. They are actually for feeding midlife crises, talentless photographers, ad execs, producers, and adolescent mommy fixations which lead to tampon-like marriages.
 
2007-05-31 12:54:57 AM  
My last post before I crash...and guess what it is, LLBsb4ever ?

/

Just for you! Be a good girl and try not to wake the neighbors, ok?

//
 
2007-05-31 12:55:30 AM  
*ducks flying bra*

Now what exactly should I do with my throbbing erection?
 
2007-05-31 12:56:38 AM  
img82.imageshack.us

my 2 favorite subjects
bewbs and beer.
 
2007-05-31 12:58:49 AM  
I do not think boobies getting bigger is a good thing, or shirts getting smaller a good thing either. I know a few girls with DD's and bigger and they wish they could get breast reductions. I personally would not like that much baggage.

NSFW

/I am a total n00b at HTML so bear with me if this doesn't work
 
2007-05-31 12:59:14 AM  
crazyeddie

Now what exactly should I do with my throbbing erection?

Dude...do you REALLY need someone to tell you what to do with it? :)

xebeche_tzu

Yes, gay. They are actually for feeding midlife crises, talentless photographers, ad execs, producers, and adolescent mommy fixations which lead to tampon-like marriages.


PISS OFF, BUZZKILL!!
 
2007-05-31 01:00:00 AM  
crazyeddie *ducks flying bra*

Now what exactly should I do with my throbbing erection?


1. Put hand on shaft.
2. Stroke.

/Some like lube, some don't
//Farkers fapping FTW
///alliteraton
////slashies
//I could go all night
 
2007-05-31 01:00:25 AM  
Dear Jesus,

Please let this thread never end.

Thanks,
Andric
 
2007-05-31 01:01:57 AM  
yellow_ducki

/I am a total n00b at HTML so bear with me if this doesn't work


It worked. :) I've seen that gal before, she's uber-hot. Any guy who thinks her boobies are "too small" needs to have his head examined. SRSLY
 
2007-05-31 01:03:52 AM  
Holly_Wight: Fine. But no face for you.

Yay for Holly! Boo for hecklers....
 
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