uNCLE cARLe - You made me smile (my thanks), but yes, I'd rather have a natural woman then any that have been purposely altered.

The real womenz need no alteration.

C

CasperImproved
Imbri - Would that actually matter?

No actually, just surprised me. I've been gone way too long I guess if that surprises me, looking at it in retrospect.

Persnickety

While this may be the case and I may be gay and not know it yet, I am just skinny and do not prefer women who weigh more than me. big jumblies = more torso.

Uncle Karl: I think you caught teh ghey.

Heh. Sashaying into a boobie thread and schmoozing the Farkettes by talking about feelings is like discussing tofu in a bbq thread. Time and place for everything...

/Cooking for one tonight.
//Go figure.

TDUsGamer: dont.bleed.kitty

Why she hasn't asked to exchange pics for TF sponsorship is beyond me.

Because TF would make me very unproductive.

CasperImproved
I think your keyboard is broken. Also learn to spell, my name does not have a C in it nor does Karl end in an e.

My g/f was recently complaining about her weight. She's 5'4" with 34 DDs and a very nice, curvy figure. Anyway, I told her to stand on the scale while I "supported" her chest... and it took off like 8 pounds.

I got nookie that night...

Can't believe we got all the way through a boobies thread and no one posted the "I Wish These Were Brains" pic.

You slippers are farking.

Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

Goes to .wav

cowsspinach: Hearing the men in their 50s talk about how hot women in their 20s just grossed me out.

/anyone over 50 are grandpas to me.

Next thing you know, you'll be grandma.

Living in OKC will get you there faster.

/I know, I spent 15 years in OK between 1989 and 1994

rga184:

"You know how I know you're gay?"


/you're whining about cleavage...

proof :)

I think your keyboard is broken. Also learn to spell, my name does not have a C in it nor does Karl end in an e.

That's enough out of you, Carley.

Xena420
I'm not, I like it when they curve. Maximum g-spot strokin...


Pick Me!!!!

/me me me me me
//love a woman that knows what it is all about
///damn.....

Except for mine of course.

*grumble*

Imbri - I can see from the added posts that I must use the force. Believe me, if you are a worthy opponent, someone equally will be your force keeper :-)

Cotb - I'm glad I did not have a drink in my mouth (brandy or rum) at the time I say your post. It would be on my keyboard.

Hullcrush - While I do feel for you, and appreciate your supportive post, I am 72", and weigh 200lbs.

I love women the way they are... especially if their priority is to be honest in all aspects of the relationships of their lives.

I have been married for 24 yrs (happily), but I have also learned that learned women that are happy with their own view, are the women all males need to target for the long term.

BTW, I will not give you my wife's name as she will likely disagree that I am a perfect husband.

;-)

C

IXI Jim IXI Yeah...no fun when you hit bone.

I had a roommate last year whose ribs stuck out farther than her boobs did, she was so obsessed with losing weight. That shiat was gross, and with her build, if she ate right, she'd probably be a C, too.

I find Victoria's Secret seems to make their bras a good half or whole size larger than they label them. I'm a B there, and a C everywhere else.

My favorite picture of all time;

TheAnvil: My favorite picture of all time;

Boobs, beer, blondes...what more could a guy ask for?

Don't worry, MikeMc, that is an obvious Photoshop :lol:

Uncle Karl - You are right, I misspelled due to having other priorities, but since I was actually posting towards the point rater then pleasing grammar grunts, I thought you might forgive.

But I could be wrong. You could actually be the guy person given I have mentioned I am married for 24 YEARS.

Maybe you have issues since I was just making a positive post for you at that point?

C

for more of these luvly jubblies check out the opening sequence of deja vu. the editor & director are smart men.

Wytchocolate: They're getting bigger in the Caribbean as well.

Damn, I had to refresh one last time before leaving. Dammit!

What they really mean is that IMPLANTS are getting bigger.

After a slow and dissapointing start, this thread really picked up.
I couldn't be more proud.

Someone better be saving this thread.

Hearing the men in their 50s talk about how hot women in their 20s just grossed me out.

Oh, getTF over it.
You'll ALL be that age one day.
Do you really believe that 20 year olds just suddenly become unattractive one day?

Though odds are against you looking half as good as I do at this age. Especially considering your genXYZ shiatty diet and laziness.

CasperImproved

I love tits.

Relevant.

Maybe even super-relevant.

Who's going to save the kittens?

this thread is making me want to call my ex up.....36 ds and she weighed 120 lbs....funbags indeed

I may get paid less than men, but I also get out of paying for things a lot more than men, so I think it almost (ALMOST) balances out.

We should have a National Breast Appreciation Day.

/and vicious

Imbri 2007-05-30 05:45:49 PM
LZeitgeist
I heart you. :)

Awww thanks, that's nice, and just a tiny bit scary when added together with the marriage desire.

O.K., you're right. Profile note adjusted accordingly and respectfully.

\Oops.
\\*sigh*

Prohest - You are just plain WRONG!

Eville: Someone better be saving this thread.


Spock thinks this thread is illogical.

What a pleasant thread to peruse upon arriving home from work. *contented sigh*

RockIsDead

Stop hating on the young folks because you`re an old hag. All I said was its creepy for an old guy to drool over young women. Why does that offend you? I wouldnt want anyone born between 1940 - 1959 hitting on me. Its CREEPY!

esteban9
Not being a grandma today or tomorrow or in 10 years...hell thats FINE BY ME! hehe

/old grumpy people
//geesh

There's nothing about that headline I don't like.

Yea show my breasts off when I'm pregnant.

Yeah sure those blue veins are really sexy.

Thank you Fark, you are back. And here I was not two days ago submitting something to Digg.

Maybe some of the ladies in the boobies thread can help me out.

Mine are small. They're B's. Yes, guys, go look at the profile pic anyway, I'll wait. You back? Good. I've typically been happy with them--I never feel particularly sexy, especially after an ex spent seven months telling me I should get a boob job so I'd actually turn him on, but I generally feel okay about them, even though now I'm convinced that they're too small and my boyfriend is just mollifying me when he says he likes them.

But goddammit, I want that nice curvy perfect cleavage for when I wear the low-cut tops or the wench costume or the nice dresses. The small grapefruit halves spaced 2 inches apart do not cut it. I don't care about bigger boobs, I just want that goddamn cleavage! I've yet to meet a bra that will give it to me, and even taping doesn't do the trick (and is painful to boot).

So what about it, ladies (or guys)? Any tips? Aside from the obvious "get a boob job" and "no hope, you're ugly and boyish" that I know is going to come because this is Fark and the only pretty woman is a woman made of breasts.

/attention whore? Maybe.
//but really am curious and figured this may be the forum for it

cowsspinach: All I said was its creepy for an old guy to drool over young women

Are they supposed to drool over old women? That's not cool, that's a weird fetish.

/born after 1959

(.Y.)