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(Pravda)   German soldiers are big fatasses   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 20
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1899 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2001 at 9:06 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-07-13 09:16:34 AM
Are they incompetent fatasses like Shultz?
 
2001-07-13 09:17:18 AM
I know nothing!!!

Had to be said.
 
2001-07-13 09:20:26 AM
They're big and fat because of that French food
 
2001-07-13 09:30:26 AM
ja, indeed. die french do feed us very well ;)
 
2001-07-13 09:30:41 AM
well I think we still have so many restrictions on the GErman army that they can't get a treadmill for the barracks. And the damn base has to be so small that taking laps around it would cause the soldiers to get dizzy...man did I get beat by a lightyear with the Schultz thing. BTW France drew up the white flag just seeing "Germans" and "military" in the story, and yes they will still surrender to fat lazy Germans.

I know nothzing!
 
2001-07-13 10:06:27 AM
Of course the Krauts are fat. Think BEER!
 
2001-07-13 10:07:59 AM
Mmmmmm, fattening stations. Big Gulps in 5 gallon buckets.
 
2001-07-13 10:33:09 AM
I think Sgt. Schultz's ass is kind of cute
 
2001-07-13 10:46:53 AM




Don't mention the war!
 
2001-07-13 11:04:41 AM
HOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!
Get me some of that Americaner Dexerdrine.
 
2001-07-13 11:37:59 AM
Labeau was gay. And French. And short.
 
2001-07-13 11:57:40 AM
a fat Nazi, imagine that!
 
2001-07-13 12:39:35 PM
Hey, I resemble that remark.
 
2001-07-13 12:54:49 PM
 
2001-07-13 02:07:24 PM
Sounds to me the German soldiers have it made. Good beer, hearty catering, good pay. Where do I sign?
 
2001-07-13 04:03:28 PM
Ofcourse they're fat, the German army can't do anything anyway. What do they have to train for?
 
2001-07-13 04:40:43 PM
The guy that played Colonel Klink was Jewish. How's that for ironic?
 
2001-07-13 05:06:09 PM
Yeah, the Germans should drop the beer (too many empty calories) and just switch to the all-vodka diet like the Russians!
 
2001-07-13 06:28:47 PM
I think this gal is german...not such a fat ass...hmmm



yum.
 
2001-07-13 11:00:33 PM
Don't think you're all that safe either, America -- there's a lot of fat asses in the US Army too.
I can say that cause I'm IN the Army...and I've seen quite a few "XXXL" sailors in my time, as well.
 
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