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(Reuters)   Chinese police arrest butcher who hacked four food inspectors to death   ( divider line
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1465 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2001 at 9:02 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-13 09:14:21 AM  
Knowing Chinese food restaurants, he probably put the hacked pieces to good use.

Speaking of Chinese food restaurants...anyone ever see this?
2001-07-13 09:14:46 AM  
700 policemen and 14 hours to catch this guy? The keystone cops could've done it with 300.

Guess this is good advice, never piss off an unlicensed Chinese butcher. Or any butcher currently holding a knife, unless you've called for a thousand squad cars to back you up.
2001-07-13 09:27:15 AM  
During the arrest :

Police - "Open the door! You're busted!"
Butcher - "O.k, i give up. But before you arrest me, how would you like this free platter of random tissues and organs?"
officer Lechter - "You wouldn't happen to have any fava beans, by chance? THTHTHTHTHTHTHT!!!!"
2001-07-13 09:43:20 AM  
"Well, stray cats need to be put to use, Mr. Inspector!"

2001-07-13 09:48:33 AM  
Even better advice, don't piss off the Chinese authorities....he'd probably have been executed for the offence of selling sub-standard meat anyway.
2001-07-13 09:52:45 AM  
I would have loved to see the cops deciding who was going to take care of this one.

cop 1: "You go in there first, i'll cover your back."

cop 2: "Fark you, I bought lunch. You get your arse in the front. I'll back you up!"

cop 1: "You know you're a demanding little farker. You just don't about me anymore."

cop 2: "This is neither the time nor the place, and you spend far too much time with your mother. There I said it. Now get your ass in there."

cop 1: "My mother is a saint and she's in need of company you bastard."

Butcher: "I'm ready to be areested sirs. Officers?"

cop 1 : "Quite down. and another thing....
2001-07-13 09:53:35 AM  
Selling meat without a license is probably a death penalty crime in China anyway, so I guess he didn't have a lot to lose.
2001-07-13 10:10:25 AM  
About Jiadong, "they confiscated his meat." Heheh. haha. hehe.
2001-07-13 10:23:26 AM  
Saudi Arabia and Texas have no chance in catching China now.
2001-07-13 10:29:24 AM  
and all this time I thought it was chicken.
2001-07-13 10:47:35 AM  
Reminds me of the movie "Delicatessen"
2001-07-13 10:54:25 AM  
That's the kind of guy I want around when the PETA freaks show up
2001-07-13 11:03:25 AM  
Today, on "Yan Can Hack"...
2001-07-13 11:18:02 AM  
Now we've got farkers writing comedy routines. I see where our next batch of writers are coming from.

A couple of years from now at the Emmy awards: "And I'd like to thank mom, and dad, the Academy but most of all, I'd like to thank DREW for giving me my start in comedy. You Fark me, you really, really Fark me!!!!!"
2001-07-13 12:21:47 PM  
To quote Denis Leary, "You gonna make a movie?" "NOT THIS TIME, PAL!"
2001-07-13 12:44:10 PM  
Well, HELL, what do they expect a guy to do when they say his meat is not up to standard? He probably figured they had all been talkin' to his wife, sort of...
2001-07-13 12:58:03 PM  
'Chinese police have arrested a butcher accused of hacking to death four food inspectors and seriously wounding three after they "confiscated his meat".'

I know, didn't anyone at the paper think this sounded funny? I bet any guy would get mad if his meat was in danger.
2001-07-13 01:35:08 PM  
"ummm...I'll have the General Tso's Health Inspector, please..with an eggroll."
2001-07-13 03:02:18 PM  
Visualingo - the sheer unbridled American ignorance behind the link that you posted (not your ignorance per se, but of the "webmaster") is the random fortune generator thing. There is one that says "Never forget Hiroshima and Nagasaki" - well, those are Japanese cities. Obviously the dumbfark doesn't have a farking clue that Japan is not part of China. I still remember the saying back in 1st grade sooooooooooo many years ago - "Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!". That's how I tell the difference (j/k of course).

Okanjo kudasai

-he who stacks pork
2001-07-13 05:08:22 PM  
Skwidd Huh? When? Japan was nowhere near capturing China, were they?
2001-07-13 05:12:00 PM  
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2001-07-13 06:20:49 PM  
Funny, I've seen the same sign ... but it never seemed to be so focused.

Skip their crappy food and go for the drinks. Deadly.
2001-07-13 09:05:12 PM  
""The punishment for such serious crimes is usually quick and severe," the police official said, suggesting Guan would be executed if found guilty."

Haha ya think!
Geeze I wonder if some people are gonna argue for this guy to live..
2001-07-13 10:00:04 PM  
Geeze I wonder if some people are gonna argue for this guy to live..

Well I can tell you it won't be a PETA member. He was a butcher therefore he should die. Speaking of PETA, I just had a nice sandwich, grilled chicken with mozzerella and bacon on a seasoned peta bread. Yum.

My question is didn't the health inspectors realize something was fishy? I mean one guy goes, never returns so the boss sends another one, he doesn't return, I mean didn't the rest of them realize something was wrong =P.
2001-07-13 10:08:52 PM  
Right on, Lon... that place is so damn seedy. That's why I like it. Sort of like Magic Gardens...

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2001-07-13 10:46:40 PM  
Phil: And now out first stalker of the evening, a CADRE trophy champion with over thirty life-time kills. Let's welcome the incredible ice-man who slices his opponents limb from limb into quivering, bloody sushi, professor Subzero!
(The Running Man, 1987)
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