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(UPI)   Scientists say we are "hard-wired" to be generous. Can I have a greenlight, please?   (upi.com) divider line 94
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2007-05-28 01:07:38 PM
Good headline :-p
 
2007-05-28 01:11:35 PM
I wonder if the scientists would have reached the same conclusions if they included firefighters in Gilbert, Arizona in their study.
 
2007-05-28 01:18:10 PM
TFA: Neuroscientists Jorge Moll and Jordan Grafman of the National Institutes of Health say experiments they conducted have led them to conclude unselfishness is not a matter of morality, The Washington Post reports.

Rather, the two say altruism is something that makes people feel good, lighting up a primitive part of the human brain that usually responds to food or sex.


I was going to say something nice about scientists, but I think I will have lunch instead.
 
2007-05-28 01:33:54 PM
+1 for the headline. Good luck.
 
2007-05-28 01:40:47 PM
ditto for the headline. Good one
 
2007-05-28 01:49:52 PM
Nice headline
 
2007-05-28 01:53:21 PM
Bob_Laublaw: I wonder if the scientists would have reached the same conclusions if they included firefighters in Gilbert, Arizona in their study.


Explanation?
 
2007-05-28 01:55:19 PM
-1

Only because I like to "program" myself.

/is actually very generous
 
2007-05-28 01:56:22 PM
GREEN!
 
2007-05-28 01:56:24 PM
Explanation?

I'm referring to this little gem on the main:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2830410
 
2007-05-28 01:56:44 PM
I think we are also hardwired to be pranksters and dicks, so enjoy your 2 minute greenlight!

And it's may I have...
 
2007-05-28 02:25:02 PM
A study by government scientists in Washington indicates humans are hard-wired to be unselfish.

yeah, like i trust government scientists. this is just another ploy to get you to give money to the undeserving
 
2007-05-28 02:34:52 PM
I'll be damned. Usually, begging for a greenlight is grounds for an insta-red.
 
2007-05-28 03:02:26 PM
Well, it -is- a holiday, and what with all the mods probably being drunk and stuff....
 
2007-05-28 03:06:47 PM
torch : Well, it -is- a holiday, and what with all the mods probably being drunk and stuff....

Speaking of which, I just ran out of tequila.

/ time to go mow the lawn, obviously
 
2007-05-28 03:52:40 PM
The results are showing many aspects of morality appear to be hard-wired in the brain, opening up a new window on what it means to be good.

I thought you could only be moral if you were beaten with a religion stick from a very young age.
 
2007-05-28 03:56:57 PM
Giving feels like sex, eh? I could use a pick me up. Who wants a free month of TFark? (one and only one 'liter plz)
 
2007-05-28 03:57:00 PM
I really hate those generous people - just giving stuff away so they can light up the primitive parts of their brain. Always thinking of themselves.
 
2007-05-28 03:57:51 PM
so, they did an experiment on people who generously volunteered their time to see if these people were generous?

next study... asking people coming off roller-coasters if they like the rush they feel on amusement park rides.
 
2007-05-28 03:58:30 PM
No, the study shows that people who volunteered to do it for free feel good when they do good for free.

Try it in a prison, then show me the results.
 
2007-05-28 03:59:52 PM
Social behavior has a biological basis? Who'd have thought it.
 
2007-05-28 04:00:07 PM
But what about Ayn Rand?
 
2007-05-28 04:01:14 PM
damn you jingks , you beat me to it
 
2007-05-28 04:01:30 PM
Still no cure for cancer, though...

/got nuthin'
 
2007-05-28 04:01:37 PM
This kind of research is dangerous, in reinforcing the concept of a universal moral code.

Which of course is a mythical creation, like a unicorn or the female orgasm.
 
2007-05-28 04:02:17 PM
I don't buy it. My personal research indicates that 99.9% of all people are total farking asshats.

Send me $9.95 to subscribe to my newsletter, you farking asshats.
 
2007-05-28 04:02:35 PM
So does that mean that libertarians and fascists aren't human?

/or the rest of the right wing?
//Are communists primitive then?
///Do I have to be rational and centrist now?
////farknuts.
 
2007-05-28 04:03:45 PM
no worries digital_Angel, you worded it better. i should have said "if being generous makes them feel good".

/ i'll give you the win this time
// man i feel good
 
2007-05-28 04:03:47 PM
Here: (golf clap)

/you need that more than I do
 
2007-05-28 04:04:07 PM
hera.divshare.com
 
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2007-05-28 04:05:03 PM
img413.imageshack.us

+1 to subby for teh funnay
-1 to me for teh sl0w
 
2007-05-28 04:05:34 PM
They should meet some people that I know... they would completely void these claims.
 
2007-05-28 04:10:41 PM
Humans are SOCIAL creatures. Therefore, anything to help the group helps YOUR genes get passed on. Evolutionally (if that's even a word), it makes perfect sense.
 
2007-05-28 04:11:03 PM
kb7rky


Still no cure for cancer, though...



scroll down the man page
 
2007-05-28 04:11:21 PM
I get a kick out of giving something away that someone else wants more than I do.

So, yeah.
 
2007-05-28 04:12:16 PM
main page, main page.



damnit, serves me right for not using the preview
 
2007-05-28 04:13:57 PM
I wonder if this explains why people still give money to bums when they know damn well and good that they are going to buy booze with it.
 
cot
2007-05-28 04:18:49 PM
RadioactiveApe

What does Girl Hitler have to do with this story?
 
2007-05-28 04:19:00 PM
Bob_Laublaw: I'm referring to this little gem on the main:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2830410


Kinda obscure to link to that story, but your name kicks ass so it's all good :)
 
2007-05-28 04:19:18 PM
fragMasterFlash I wonder if this explains why people still give money to bums when they know damn well and good that they are going to buy booze with it.

i prefer my homeless people slightly intoxicated. they are more entertaining and less likely to "challenges my unstabbed status".
 
2007-05-28 04:22:50 PM
Liberal science lie. Jesus makes us generous.
 
cot
2007-05-28 04:24:34 PM
"i prefer my homeless people slightly intoxicated."

Plus, they're more likely to stumble into traffic!
 
2007-05-28 04:24:46 PM
Greenlight-request-in-headline trifecta in play?
 
2007-05-28 04:25:58 PM
g-ec2.images-amazon.com

This book offers some interesting explanations for the genetic origins of altruism. (It's also a great book.)


/written long before Dawkins shagged Mr. Garrison on South Park
 
2007-05-28 04:28:26 PM
In other news, government scientists get their money from government grants, which come from people "generously giving" taxes OR private donations. Subliminal messaging? Methinks there may be a connection...
 
2007-05-28 04:33:30 PM
Chabash: But what about Ayn Rand?


Man's highest moral purpose is his own happiness.
/Suck it people!
 
2007-05-28 04:34:19 PM
So lets!
 
2007-05-28 04:34:25 PM
Torgos_Pizza

God will surely smite you down for recommending that heathen, blasphemous rag to the masses!

/'tis an excellent book, I own a copy
 
2007-05-28 04:36:20 PM
I'm glad somebody already pointed out that the volunteers feel good when they're being generous.
 
2007-05-28 04:38:09 PM
No takers on the free TFark? Unfarkingbelievable...
 
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