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2007-05-27 12:49:02 PM  
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Chesterfield. Blow some my way
2007-05-27 12:52:13 PM  
"You know, I only wear this mask because it brings out my eyes."
2007-05-27 12:53:27 PM  
"That's bad for your health you let me show you how to strap on the C4..."
2007-05-27 12:56:16 PM  
"Next, we infiltrate NinjaBurger™."
2007-05-27 12:59:55 PM  
"Why do I wear a Prada purse around my neck like this? I don't know, call me a militant individualist."
2007-05-27 04:07:41 PM  
2007-05-27 04:07:55 PM  
75 out of 77 Virgins agree "Smoking is COOL"
2007-05-27 04:09:10 PM  
"These straps, There holding up my balls."
2007-05-27 04:10:48 PM  
Fark you and the Joe Camel you rode in on!
2007-05-27 04:12:58 PM  
Earl, you don't look evil enough. Here, take one of my cigarettes.
2007-05-27 04:14:25 PM  
"Its our new strategy, kill the heathen bastards with second hand smoke!"
2007-05-27 04:14:34 PM  
Uh, Bob, your headband says "This dish cheap, but undeniably tasty."
2007-05-27 04:14:46 PM  
"Asad knew that his sexual desire for Hamal was forbidden but he desired him nonetheless..."
2007-05-27 04:15:40 PM  
We've gotta be careful. Al Jolson is nowadays vilified for stuff like this.
2007-05-27 04:15:46 PM  
Stayfree Minis. When you're feeling not-so-fresh...
2007-05-27 04:15:49 PM  
"Hey dick?"
"Think they know?"
2007-05-27 04:16:02 PM  
Tired of people giving you crap for smoking? Introducing the STFU and DIAF smoking mask for those times you need a drag, but don't want others to drag you down.
2007-05-27 04:19:25 PM  
"Holy crap! Someone must have changed the past!"
2007-05-27 04:24:59 PM  
Derka *cough* derka *cough cough*...ahh, fark it.
2007-05-27 04:28:42 PM  
Explain to me one more time why we have to wear headbands over ski masks?
2007-05-27 04:29:19 PM  
Alright, I'll do it.

Durka Durka Mohammed... Jihad?
2007-05-27 04:30:18 PM  
"Allahu HACK-bar!"

Cough, wheeze...
2007-05-27 04:31:07 PM  
Quit babysitting...puff puff PASS!
2007-05-27 04:33:23 PM  

Should you CUT DOWN now? Why cut down on the relief and enjoyment of extra smoking now, when you feel you need it most? Even chain-smokers find that new Jihad Cigarettes banish unpleasant oversmoking symptoms. Unlike ordinary cigarettes, Jihad sparkle up your mouth, refresh your throat, keep your breath clean, inviting. With Jihads, you end over-smoking jolts, you enjoy every puff, and you smoke all you want. If smoking is one of your big pleasures, smoke Jihads!

/actual cigarette ad copy from the ww2 era with a slight change
2007-05-27 04:33:41 PM  
Step 1: Infiltrate terrorists into Mexican wrestling team

Step 2: Sneak across border into America

Step 3: ?

Step 4: BOOM! Prophet?
2007-05-27 04:35:03 PM  
Honestly, Habib. Why do you always insist that we do black-face? Can't we just try more conventional theater?
2007-05-27 04:35:13 PM  
Smoker: "Does this cigarette make me look sexy?"

Companion: "Who cares? We're Muslim."
2007-05-27 04:35:50 PM  
I'm too sexy for my mask.
Too sexy for my mask.
So sexy, it's a task.
2007-05-27 04:36:03 PM  
guy in the back : "you tool, you smoke like infidel american!!! whats that? MARLBRO?! WTF MAN!?"
2007-05-27 04:36:33 PM  
He's such an attention whore.
2007-05-27 04:37:34 PM  
Terrorist 1: That gay sex was AMAZING. Like, praise farking Allah, I can barely stand!

Terrorist 2: Yeah. Good thing we aren't gay though. Right?

Terrorist 1: Right...
2007-05-27 04:40:29 PM  
'What does the Koran say about declaring jihad against the guy who takes the last smoke without asking anyone else?'
2007-05-27 04:41:01 PM  
Bush Administration:

SEE? If you smoke, you're supporting terrorism. "CAMEL" cigarettes. THINK about it...
2007-05-27 04:42:55 PM  
Hi Mrs Akbez..

Can Hakim come out and play..?
2007-05-27 04:43:16 PM  
That son of goats gets everything. The smokes, the booze, the women. I tell you, before sunrise, boom, and I will have the ninety-nine virgins, and then we see who looks so sure of himself.
2007-05-27 04:44:28 PM  
"Performing terrorism with masks is FUN! No accountability or honor! WHEE!"
2007-05-27 04:46:58 PM  
Background militant: "Achmed, you smoke after sex?"

Foreground militant: "I don't know, Hassan, I never looked"
2007-05-27 04:49:19 PM  
"She thinks I'm sexy when I smoke. Wait till I light this fuse..."
2007-05-27 04:51:32 PM  
Let's not be so quick to sacrifice ourselves for the cause. We may get over it.
2007-05-27 04:52:31 PM  
When cigarettes are outlawed, only outlaws will have smokes.
2007-05-27 04:57:23 PM  
أنا إرهابية لذلك يحصل أنا حقّا رفس من هذا جوابات…
2007-05-27 05:00:39 PM  
"Isn't this gig over yet? I promised mum I'd be over for eriv shabbat."
2007-05-27 05:02:50 PM  
"I cannot believe Long John Sliver's still gives out the paper hats..."
2007-05-27 05:07:32 PM  
Their orders having just come in, Tariq knew that it was now or never. Allah and his people had strictly forbidden it, but there was no way he could deny his true feelings. Every day at prayers, he would pray to Allah for guidance; what to do, what to say, and asking the Almighty if he were merely crazy...

His time to be a martyr for his cause had not yet come, but it had come for Mustafa. bin Laden himself had ordered the attack, and declared that Mustafa was the faithful soldier of Allah who would carry out his leader's orders.

But in Tariq's mind, the only faithful soldier he wanted to attack was the one in Mustafa's khakis...

He looked at him longingly as he smoked his Camel. Heh. I made a funny. In 24 hours, the body he desired to hold close to him would be in a billion tiny pieces in the busy marketplace that was his target. I must tell him he thought to himself. His time had come. Now, he would make his move, Allah be willing...

/will go no further
//NOT rugbyjock
///Brokeback Sand Dune?

expanded with voting goodness, because I'm a moron who always thinks of better stuff after the fact. mods, pls dlt prvs
2007-05-27 05:11:33 PM  
"Far from me to question a man's sexuality my brother, especially when he's about to martyr himself into paradise by blowing himself up in an Israeli market, but why do you insist on smoking those Virginia Slims?"
2007-05-27 05:13:28 PM  
Kablooey, this is the end of a beautiful relationship.
2007-05-27 05:15:12 PM  
I'm John Waters and I support this jihad.
2007-05-27 05:21:37 PM  
"Where the white women at?"
2007-05-27 05:23:27 PM  
"I smoke two joints in the morning..." "Ahknahd, don't you just miss Sublime?"
2007-05-27 05:30:43 PM  

Palestinian Surgeon General's Warning: Cigarettes, Like Democracy, May Be Hazardous to Your Health. Pregnant Women Should Not Smoke, As It Could Damage The Health of A Future Martyr. Kool™ brand Cigarettes are Manufactured in Western Facilities Where They May Come Into Contact With Infidels and/or Jews.
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