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(Some Guy)   Fort Worth police seek burglar who was apparently having a really bad hair day. Police seeking Don King for routine questioning   (star-telegram.com) divider line 25
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2007-05-27 01:47:25 PM
you stupid biatch nobody broke into your apartment, you just forgot where you left your conditioner and where you spent the $10.
 
2007-05-27 01:47:45 PM
The accompanying map is very helpful.
 
Rat
2007-05-27 01:51:54 PM
I've lost my mind.

© call a bambulance
 
2007-05-27 01:53:00 PM
Why, oh why, isn't there a Texas tag?
 
2007-05-27 01:53:04 PM
Bet they've got a whole team of cops working that one, they've got them working in shifts.
 
2007-05-27 01:55:20 PM
Book 'em, Dan-0...

img174.imageshack.us

/The Spector of Døøm!
 
2007-05-27 02:01:39 PM
floridian62

IAWTC - your first one that is.

/Who call the cops over hair product and $10?
 
2007-05-27 02:03:39 PM
Burglary? I think Don King took his game to another level years ago.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/kingmug1.html
 
2007-05-27 02:07:34 PM
It probably cost more than $15 for someone to get the information, type in it, proofread it, submit it to the editors, and publish that... useless... article.
 
2007-05-27 02:17:18 PM
i102.photobucket.com

Here it is again (for your added convenience).
Feel free to photoshop it up and use it in this and every other thread for the next week.
 
2007-05-27 02:48:43 PM
Ah, slow news days. Gotta love 'em.

So she never saw the guy, has no proof that anyone entered the apartment, and is completely convinced that the kid didn't take... her.... conditioner. I hope the PD submitted this to the media because it was so ridiculously silly.

/it's not news...
 
2007-05-27 02:57:01 PM
floridian62

you stupid biatch nobody broke into your apartment, you just forgot where you left your conditioner and where you spent the $10.

Oh yeah? Well if it didn't happen, how come the map's caption didn't read:

"A burglar allegedly broke into an apartment in the 900 block of West Ash Lane in Euless on Monday and allegedly took money and a bottle of hair conditioner."

Gotcha there.
 
2007-05-27 03:01:30 PM
Fark Me Runnin

Are you kidding?
 
2007-05-27 03:06:27 PM
laicee

You mean about my invitation for everyone to photoshop the picture because of how retarded it was, or my lampooning of the crappy journalism a couple posts later?

Either way, no and no.
 
2007-05-27 03:23:52 PM
Fark Me Runnin

Sorry, I didn't see the sarcasm regarding the journalism :)
 
2007-05-27 04:01:11 PM
Fark Me Runnin

The best newspaper image I saw shopped was of the range of Saddan Hussein's missles during the early stages of the Iraq (2) war. As a (then) Ohio resident someone had overlaid the circles over a map that included Ohio and Indiana and changed the missle names accordingly. The best had to be the "Hoosier Killer".
 
2007-05-27 04:06:01 PM
Who call the cops over hair product and $10?

25 year olds with 8 year old children may not the smartest...
 
2007-05-27 04:58:14 PM
subby. By siteing Don King in your headline are you suggesting that the thief is black and has bad hair. That's profiling and profiling is wrong.
 
2007-05-27 05:25:10 PM
Sounds like "someone" had nappy hair and needed some money for a couple 40's!
 
2007-05-27 05:38:44 PM
Maybe the dude was gonna "refill" the bottle and return it at a later date?

I'd save myself the hour or two I would spend with the cops explaining the loss and go to the farking hardware store and get some better locks.

If you just gotta try to accurately determine the ethnicity of the victim, do Google maps to get a zip code, then use www.greatschools.net to find the closest school. The student stats selection will give you a pie chart by ethnicity.
 
2007-05-27 05:49:44 PM
badgerb: By siteing Don King in your headline are you suggesting that the thief is black and has bad hair. That's profiling and profiling is wrong.

But it feels soooo gooood!

/not subby
 
2007-05-27 08:14:31 PM
badgerb
subby. By siteing Don King in your headline are you suggesting that the thief is black and has bad hair. That's profiling and profiling is wrong.

Umm, Don King is known for having bad hair, the burglar is noted for having bad hair... You're the one who brought race into it tard.

+5 troll if meant seriously though
 
2007-05-27 09:21:51 PM
Maybe he just forgot to dry his hair. Luckily, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram can help out with that too:

i118.photobucket.com

/love their maps
//drtfa
 
2007-05-28 12:33:19 PM
Why did I read that as "poutine questioning"?


mmmm.
 
2007-05-28 02:04:04 PM
Like Don King I got a crazy hair do!

/and I'm out
 
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