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(EON)   Lindsay Lohan was cited for investigation of driving under the influence Saturday and was slightly injured when her Mercedes struck a curb. Wow who saw this coming?   (eontarionow.com) divider line 45
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2007-05-26 09:23:32 PM  
Probably not the curb.
 
2007-05-26 10:06:12 PM  
Hal B. Sure: Probably not the curb.

Damn. Beat me to it.
 
2007-05-26 10:09:34 PM  
No, it's *much* better than that - the police found a usable amount of cocaine at the scene too.

www.tmz.com/2007/05/26/coke-found-in-lohan-dui-invesitagation/

Awesome :-)
 
2007-05-26 10:18:16 PM  
Just like Lindsay... hogging all the coke.
 
2007-05-26 11:18:06 PM  
alcohol, cocaine, underage - this is the kind of attention whoring that can knock paris to page 2. well done.
 
2007-05-26 11:23:50 PM  
God i hope her and pairs end up as cell mates.
 
2007-05-26 11:38:52 PM  
the pics from this page are priceless, but the site won't allow you right click on the pics.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_first_lindsays_crash.php

lindsey has a nice cracked out look going, DO NOT WANT
 
2007-05-26 11:58:55 PM  
It's a set up!! A SET UP, I TELL YOU!!!

It's a conspiracy from Camp Hilton!!!

/what?
//it's as good a theory as any out there
 
2007-05-27 12:01:22 AM  
SlothB77: the pics from this page are priceless, but the site won't allow you right click on the pics.

Links (I'm html impaired):
http://x17online.com/LLohanParty052507dui_1.jpg
http://x17online.com/LLohanParty052507dui_2.jpg
http://x17online.com/LLohanParty052507dui_3.jpg
http://x17online.com/LLohanParty052507dui_4.jpg
 
2007-05-27 12:02:32 AM  
x17online.com

this one is my favorite
 
2007-05-27 12:11:17 AM  
I don't get it. Her car hit a curb and that was the accident? I've hit plenty of curbs, infact I once did fifteen hundred dollars damage hitting a curb. No charges, no police, heck until now noone was any wiser. Execpt for the mechanic who fixed the car of course.
 
2007-05-27 12:13:23 AM  
SlothB77 beat me to it...........
 
2007-05-27 12:32:20 AM  
Her car hit a tree. Apparently she was fighting with Samantha Ronson, was drunk, and was high as hell. I sure hope Ronson doesn't get into any trouble. I dig that chick.
 
2007-05-27 12:33:26 AM  
My redlighted headline: Odds of a Lohan & Hilton prison chick movie looking better
 
2007-05-27 12:39:50 AM  
With all the headlines submitted for this, I am quite disappointed in the winning selection.

MIP via consumption on top of it all if she was drunk.

The spiral continues.
 
2007-05-27 12:40:29 AM  
So is the Vodka company going to pull it's sponsorship from her 21st birthday?
 
2007-05-27 12:47:37 AM  
home.houston.rr.com
 
2007-05-27 12:49:53 AM  
Okay seriously. How are people not losing their liquor license simply by serving this child?
 
2007-05-27 12:53:08 AM  
platts42: So is the Vodka company going to pull it's sponsorship from her 21st birthday?

Oh god, I totally forgot about that. Hopefully by July 2nd she's either in prison, under house arrest, or in rehab (again).

PigCharmer: No charges, no police, heck until now noone was any wiser.

It doesn't help when you're a celebrity and there's at least one photographer and several witnesses to document your stupidity.



Apparently she left the scene pretty quickly in another car, and her bodyguard drove the car back to her place, where the cops snagged it and took it away. I'm shocked the bodyguard didn't grab the crack and toss it when he had the chance, but maybe he just doesn't give a shiat, didn't want to get caught, wants her to get caught, or just wants to be able to play stupid and not risk his own ass.

Hopefully this'll make for some prime entertainment. And it certainly answers the question as to whether the crack rumors were real. What a ditz.
 
2007-05-27 12:57:18 AM  
Either imageshack did something weird, or my image got cut because I had an expletive in the filename. Always something making things difficult.

www.pixilive.com

Stupid in all her tree-impacted glory.
 
2007-05-27 01:00:54 AM  
not gonna say my headline was better (Paris Hilton's jail sentence just turned into a sleepover party), but surely they could've found someone's that was
 
2007-05-27 01:13:34 AM  
She's been drinking at clubs, with everyone's knowledge, for years. How she or the clubs have never been cited for this is a true mystery.
 
2007-05-27 01:21:32 AM  
Is that a dreamcatcher hanging from the rearview?
 
2007-05-27 01:40:56 AM  
www.roflcat.com
 
2007-05-27 01:45:22 AM  
bubbaprog, I think another farker, a bartender, said a week or so ago, that basically it's worth the risk of the fine to the owner and not worth the bartender's job to turn her down.
 
2007-05-27 01:49:01 AM  
Man, she is SOOO coked out. I smell another stint at rehab unless she really gets busted and tossed into the pokey.

It had to end this way.
 
2007-05-27 01:50:02 AM  
Is that a dreamcatcher hanging from the rearview?

---------

It's that or the decapitated head of a small dog.
 
2007-05-27 01:51:33 AM  
fer the luv of keyrisghst....WHO HASN'T BEEN THERE?

/actually ...I forgot that it was paris and not her going to the slammer.

//how does 20 year old booze it up at a club all the time?

//Wow this could be a felony possession charge....
 
2007-05-27 01:52:15 AM  
submitted with better headline...

/obligatory
//me=bitter :)
 
2007-05-27 01:53:05 AM  
I'm not saying how she acts is right (because it isn't), but it is pretty typical for an attractive LA area white underage girl who has a little bit of money and a lot of free time.

A good friend of mine in college caused a pretty ridiculous drunk driving accident making an illegal left turn-- totaled her car and the car that hit hers, and damaged a bunch of others on either side of the street . . . She'd had at least 12 beers and reeked of alcohol from 15 feet away, and yet the LAPD searched the other driver's car (he was a long haired Asian dude) and arrested him, and she was free to go.

When the tow truck driver came for her car 2 hours later, he looked her over and told her she should be ashamed for driving so drunk . . . of course he never how bad she was at the scene.

I DO think Lindsey should be punished for this, to the full extent of the law, but at the same time it surprises me they're going after her.

Paris' sentence seem pretty comparable to people I've known who have done the same thing. Going after Lindsey like this sort of surprises me. But I can't complain.

Going after retards like this, especially if it keeps me and my family safe, is never a bad thing.
 
2007-05-27 02:00:46 AM  
She should be halfway over the dorsal fin and headin for the tail.
The shark, she is almost jumped.
 
2007-05-27 02:48:21 AM  
If they do arraign her with a felony possession charge and misdemeanor DUI charge I can see them offering her a Drug Court plea and hopefully she will take it.

Man, I gotta get out of the non for profit rehabs here in NYC and move to Cali and get into the private sector. If I had some clients like Lindsey & Britney I would be making serious cash.
 
2007-05-27 02:49:38 AM  
She will only be fined for leaving the scene. If the police didn't find her drunk at the scene she can say that she got drunk on the way to the hospital, and as far as the cocaine goes somebody could have put it there after she left the scene. I have a friend that has been in a few single car accidents while driving drunk. He has never been charged with a DUI because he leaves before the cops get there everytime.
 
2007-05-27 03:24:11 AM  
Apparently there were a total of three people in a two person car...would that amount to something like reckless endangerment or something? I think ongbok might have something with the DUI thing. Hell, with her cash, she can make all of this go away.

How many people does she have to run over before something happens? Jesus.
 
2007-05-27 05:24:37 AM  
Ewww.... Lohan used to be so cute & now she's so nasty looking. It's amazing what the makeup artists, special effects, airbrush, & photoshop people can do to make her look decent in the movies.

Here's what I'm predicting for an Oscar win.

The winner for best special effects goes to...... the Lindsay Lohan team for Georgia Rule!
 
2007-05-27 06:44:26 AM  
Ya don't say...

With a lot of sarcasm
 
2007-05-27 08:56:29 AM  
tokyogirl79: Lohan used to be so cute & now she's so nasty looking. It's amazing what the makeup artists, special effects, airbrush, & photoshop people can do to make her look decent in the movies.

That's one way of looking at it. Another might be to consider how living like a haggard barwhore can make a person look like a haggared barwhore.
 
2007-05-27 11:05:38 AM  
Robert Downey, Jr, says: Amateur.
 
2007-05-27 01:30:11 PM  
Someone wanna explain why Eve got busted and sent straight go jail for DUI, while Hohan crashes the car, flees the scene and is found with coke, yet she's never booked?
 
2007-05-27 02:44:41 PM  
Who also sees the following:

1. No jail time.
2. No mandatory drug/alcohol classes.
3. No mandatory random drug testing.
4. No revocation of license privileges.

Yep...I totally respect the law as it is about what you do, not who you are.
 
2007-05-27 03:45:49 PM  
Ordell: Someone wanna explain why Eve got busted and sent straight go jail for DUI, while Hohan crashes the car, flees the scene and is found with coke, yet she's never booked?

Do you really need that explained?
 
2007-05-27 08:27:44 PM  
ongbok

and you consider him(?) to be a friend? your standards seem pretty low
 
2007-05-27 11:52:18 PM  
Can someone please kill this farking attention whore before my goddamned nerves require and up of medication?!?!?!?
 
2007-05-28 01:38:55 AM  
Will the punishment (if any) handed down fit the crime?
Hell no mutha farka!
 
2007-05-28 02:56:06 PM  
I see a reduced sentence for good behavior in the works here.
 
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