Hell need a stiff one after that news.

My Brother-in-law has a penis pump for sale. I don't think it's been used.

That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby!

Penis pumps are my bag, baby!

*golf clap for subby

his attorney, Clark Brewster, said that Thompson's sentence is stiffer than that of other first time offenders

someone has a sense of humor

"Thompson's sentence is stiffer than that of other first time offenders."

The title of Penis Pump Judge is a lot to live with. If this guy could get a job judging the effectiveness of penis pumps, he'd be fine.

You study hard, get through college, get a good grade on the LSAT, get into law school, graduate with a JD, become a lawyer, then work through the local machine to get a seat on the bench only to become known as the "penis pump judge."

Nice jorb

Nice. Thats all I have to say and I love this counrty.

What? It's fun!

Should have invested in a good penis gourd.

subby deserves a golf clap for finding this article, but he basically copied the real headline.

Also in the article:


...Thompson's sentence is stiffer than that of other first time offenders

...being held in protective custody because of his former position

...and [he failed] to faithfully discharge his duties as a district judge.

...appeal will be heard following his release from prison.



Methinks this article was slyly crafted.

"Several individuals had written letters to the court urging Thompson's release"

Isn't Thompson's release kinda why Thompson's in trouble in the first place?

Cerebral Ballsy

Slyly crafted, probably not. It *does* show the versatility of the English language when read by a pervert, though. :)

/yeah, I saw all those, too.

I am from the Tulsa area and there was talk of every single verdict this guy ever made being over turned. I can only imagine that he has many good friends in prison.

JUSTICE is blind does not mean the judge has to spank himself blind.


\Dont remember lady justice having hairy palms either.

200hp 133 psi. Took me 10 months to build this baby.

If you ask me he deserves a 'stiffer' penalty.

Apparently: headline critic = douchebag

The judge whom the people elect
Needs a penis pump to be erect
But to pump while at work
Just shows you're a jerk
And your plan has a fatal defect

I wish they would just drag him to the street (main street of the town he was a judge in is good) and execute him. Now that would be good news.

RabidCanary whaa..why....ewww.



/does it work
//you should market and sell those

dick.

/Oh, right. We were going for subtlety.

PirateKing

*golf clap* Brilliant. I LOL'ed.

/no handy owl macro

Wasn't this an episode of Boston Legal

"You jackin' it?"

Hickory dickory dock
the judge was pumping his c*ck
the clerk saw through
the mountain of goo
now that fapper's off to a cell block

Hey, don't knock the pump...

I have a, uh, friend who used one.

yeah, that's it. A friend.

/slinks off to corner
//*pfft*pfft*sob*pfft*

"It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?"



/note to self - never EVER put "penis stretcher" into a GIS again!

GarySz

Is that Val Kilmer?

nomorelurking: Is that Val Kilmer?

Real Genius - 1985

It's a classic.

Ok, its not, but its funny. Maybe.

Yeah, that's Val Kilmer in a movie titlied "Real Genius"

FTA: he has recording of "literally dozens and dozens" of sexually explicit phone calls

Do people who publish new stories even use editors anymore?

*news* stories even!

/fired my editor last week

"Penis Pump Judge Loses Bid For Early Release", Why, did his left hand get tired?

/After this byline I think the Gazette is now looking for a new proofreader.

"Thompson had turned down a plea deal pre-trial which would have spared him prison with a guilty plea to three misdemeanor counts of outraging public decency. The plea deal would also have allowed him to keep his $93,468 annual pension."

What a farking idiot to turn that down.

I'm a penis, so I'm really getting a rise out of these posts...

oldghost: What a farking idiot to turn that down.

I can't help but wondering if the guy isn't suffering from dementia or something. He did the wrong thing every step of the way and he did it in a way that a judge would have to know was wrong.

PUMP IT UP!

What women need to realize is that sometimes this is the only way we men can get blood flowing to our brains.