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(WXYZ Detroit)   Woman orders sandwich after grill is closed, freaks out when told she can't have it, throws a tub of spaghetti, and attacks clerk with a spatula (with really happy mugshot). Crazy assault lady trifecta now in play   (wxyz.com ) divider line
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2007-05-25 12:25:28 PM  
www.myimagebuddy.com
 
2007-05-25 12:34:21 PM  
www.iconsoffright.com

"Someone's been using my 'spatula method'."
 
2007-05-25 12:42:26 PM  
Man, that job would be great if it weren't for the farking customers.
 
2007-05-25 12:50:58 PM  
And what part of CLOSED didn't you get there, Paris?
 
2007-05-25 01:02:16 PM  
Harris, who's been charged the woman with assault and battery and creating a disturbance, says she lost her cool because the clerk called her a name.

Well.. I guess that's a bit of a provocation, but not enough for me. Book 'er Dano!
 
2007-05-25 01:02:38 PM  
I'll admit, she looks pretty hungry.
 
2007-05-25 01:24:28 PM  
I'm so glad they included a pic of the ravenous she-beast. She looks like she's so full of pride -- and donuts and Cheetos.
 
2007-05-25 01:28:43 PM  
then hit the clerk on her head with a metal spatula.

Wow, she really flipped out.
 
2007-05-25 03:20:22 PM  
www.junjan.org

/Obligatory.
 
2007-05-25 03:21:20 PM  
Well, maybe she should have just shut the hell up and had the spaghetti. There was obviously enough left...
 
2007-05-25 03:21:44 PM  
Hey, the girl likes her sammiches.
 
2007-05-25 03:21:46 PM  
Can someone post the photo of that "batshiat crazy girl" photoshop? I can't find it anywhere, and GIS is no help.
 
2007-05-25 03:21:53 PM  
somebody better make me a sammich!
 
2007-05-25 03:22:15 PM  
Like, 2 miles from my house.
 
2007-05-25 03:22:32 PM  
Sounds like an episode of Chappelle's "When 'Keeping it Real' Goes Wrong".
 
2007-05-25 03:22:54 PM  
what cool station letters
 
2007-05-25 03:23:12 PM  
I went into a local restaurant 15 minutes before closing last week and was told they were closed. They lost a weekly customer... but I didn't go batshiat.
 
2007-05-25 03:24:28 PM  
I_C_Weener

"Someone's been using my 'spatula method'."

And of course by that you mean the 'Aunt Jemima Treatment'...

:-)
 
2007-05-25 03:25:29 PM  
black women, can't live with them, can't live with them.
 
2007-05-25 03:26:53 PM  
Happened at Penn Station - not suprising saw plenty of people "freak" out in NYC while I lived there. Saw a woman scream into a pay phone and smash it with her shoe. Saw another drop her coat into a puddle and then kick the luggage she was wheeling while screaming obscenities. Saw 2 cab drivers assault each other on second avenue outside of their cabs. The loser jumped into his cab and used his door to scrape the other cabs entire side. Glad I got outta there..
 
2007-05-25 03:28:16 PM  
Hmmm Overweight woman throws tantrum cause she cant have food. This sound perfectly normal to me.
 
2007-05-25 03:28:25 PM  
i kant has subz?
www.centralmediaserver.com
RAWR LOL!!1!11!
 
2007-05-25 03:28:34 PM  
Why is this not surprising at all? Oh yeah, cause she's black.
 
2007-05-25 03:28:56 PM  
I worked at a Johnny Carino's in college. I had a woman order lasagna, and when it came, she dumped in on the carpet in front of me. Said it was made wrong, and I should clean up the mess she'd made and order her lasagna done right. I asked her what "right" was, and she replied that I should know.

So I went to my manager. Manager said "Do what she says". She dumped the lasagna twice more (with me scrubbing the mess up) before she lost it and started screaming at me that lasagna done correctly had one slice of unmelted cheese on top of it. I mean, c'mon, it was OBVIOUS (according to her)!

/not kidding
//quit shortly thereafter
 
2007-05-25 03:29:17 PM  
After viewing that picture, just gotta say...

Manic depression's a frustrating mess.
 
2007-05-25 03:29:36 PM  
Why is she so happy? She never even got her sammich!
 
2007-05-25 03:30:25 PM  
Wow, looks like someone forgot to pet their kitty

www.wellcoolstuff.com
 
2007-05-25 03:32:02 PM  
"Harris, who's been charged the woman with assault and battery and creating a disturbance, says she lost her cool because the clerk called her a name."

Yes, Chanika, I'm sure he called you a name and we ALL know what you're going to say that name was. What a nice "get out of jail free" card you have there. I've seen that used a lot as an excuse quite a bit over the years. Keeps you from taking responsibility for your own actions, though, doesn't it? Didn't your parents read you "The boy who cried wolf"?
 
2007-05-25 03:32:05 PM  
lamorevincera: I worked at a Johnny Carino's in college. I had a woman order lasagna, and when it came, she dumped in on the carpet in front of me. Said it was made wrong, and I should clean up the mess she'd made and order her lasagna done right. I asked her what "right" was, and she replied that I should know.

So I went to my manager. Manager said "Do what she says". She dumped the lasagna twice more (with me scrubbing the mess up) before she lost it and started screaming at me that lasagna done correctly had one slice of unmelted cheese on top of it. I mean, c'mon, it was OBVIOUS (according to her)!


You shoulda punched her in her stupid mouth then walked out, right then and there. No job is worth that sort of abuse.
 
2007-05-25 03:32:54 PM  
and again:
i46.photobucket.com

/didn't RTFA but WTF is this shiat, crazy biatch week?
 
2007-05-25 03:34:49 PM  
Here's what you do. Beat the woman senselessly BEFORE the cops arrive, say it was in self-defense.

Fark, shove her hand in the deep fryer or something. Don't take shiat from people. :)
 
2007-05-25 03:35:52 PM  
lamorevincera:

Shiat, that sucks. I would have made it again, with a slice of melted cheese on top and threw it at her fat face. Well that's what i would have dome if we didn't live in a sue-happy country.
 
2007-05-25 03:37:43 PM  
I'm The Foot Farking Master 2007-05-25 03:23:12 PM
I went into a local restaurant 15 minutes before closing last week and was told they were closed. They lost a weekly customer... but I didn't go batshiat.


Yea, don't do that dumbass. Employees are trying to close the place down at that time, and even if you have a legitimate reason why you couldn't have come in earlier, most people who come in at close don't. They're just assholes who like abusing others. I'm a manager at a sub shop, and just last week had some doushebag try and have my entire shift fired because we wouldn't serve him after close. That creates some jaded employees. And yes, the guy who flipped out at me - he had actually watched us wrapping up food and removing it from the cold table before he ordered - was black, too.
 
2007-05-25 03:37:50 PM  
With a name like Chanukah you'd figure she would have wanted the khosher meal.

/oy vey
 
2007-05-25 03:37:59 PM  
Unright: Well.. I guess that's a bit of a provocation, but not enough for me. Book 'er Dano!


that's assuming it's true, a highly unlikely scenario.
 
2007-05-25 03:38:16 PM  
FTFA: Police say the Chanika Harris had been hanging around the restaurant as closing time approached, but didn't bother to order a sub sandwich until the grill had been turned off.

Wait a second ... the Chanika Harris??? Unbelievable ... I can't believe someone with her stature would stoop to this behavior.

/what?
 
2007-05-25 03:38:28 PM  
AbortionsForAll: You shoulda punched her in her stupid mouth then walked out, right then and there. No job is worth that sort of abuse.

That right there would be worth getting arrested over.

"That's right officer, this woman was being a complete and total twat-waffle, so I punched her."
 
2007-05-25 03:39:54 PM  
Seeing her with that stupid grin on her face brings a strange rage to my heart. I hope that one of the FEMALE deputies slapped the shiat out of her right after they took the mug shot
 
2007-05-25 03:40:02 PM  
OK. I am going to admit it now.
I have to say this.

I have to say this and then I'll shut up.
Ready?

NNNNNNNNNAPPPPPPyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(*sigh*)
All done.
Thanks.
 
2007-05-25 03:40:39 PM  
Did he call her a nappy headed hoe?
 
2007-05-25 03:41:10 PM  
Chanika?


Seriously, can we stop?
 
2007-05-25 03:41:24 PM  
poot42

Actually it's NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

/Gotta stretch the vowels
 
2007-05-25 03:41:34 PM  
now thats HUNGRY!
 
2007-05-25 03:42:40 PM  
I for one, welcome our new female overlords...
 
2007-05-25 03:43:35 PM  
Unright: Well.. I guess that's a bit of a provocation, but not enough for me. Book 'er Dano!

Lehk
that's assuming it's true, a highly unlikely scenario.


Lehk please educate us why her claim is "highly unlikely". What is your evidence to the contrary?
 
2007-05-25 03:43:40 PM  
"Yes, Chanika, I'm sure he called you a name and we ALL know what you're going to say that name was. What a nice "get out of jail free" card you have there. I've seen that used a lot as an excuse quite a bit over the years. Keeps you from taking responsibility for your own actions, though, doesn't it? Didn't your parents read you "The boy who cried wolf"?"

LMFAO

/read
//parents
///sounds like the wookie defense to me
 
2007-05-25 03:44:15 PM  
aspAddict That right there would be worth getting arrested over.

I totally agree. It's only a simple assault charge.
 
2007-05-25 03:44:41 PM  
i133.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-25 03:45:35 PM  
Never get between a fat black woman and food.
 
2007-05-25 03:46:26 PM  
El_Dan

Wait, we're not supposed to go into restaurants 15 minutes before they close and try to place an order? And if we do we're a "dumbass"? So why don't you just move the closing time up 15 minutes, since apparently that's the real closing time? (But this one goes up to 11.)

Also, I am a bit unclear on how your example of a customer who came in after closing time relates to I'm The Foot Farking Master's example of going in 15 minutes before closing. I'm down with denying people after closing time. I'm confused about denying people 15 minutes before closing. But then, that's probably because I'm a "dumbass" since I don't see a problem with asking for service 15 minutes before some place closes.
 
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