Man, I was hoping everyone had forgotten about that movie by now.

Oh well, you'll have that in the 3rd world.

I smuggle a trouser snake everytime I fly.

fark cairo

/MMhmm, this is a tasty burger.

Obligatory. Let's get it out of the way now, shall we.

Fark submitter for thinking hes funny by bringing back something we all thought (and prayed) was dead.

As a fark liter I have no idea how many times this article was submitted with a funnier headline.... but I am going to guess "a billion."

Unavailable for comment.



/Oh no... Beta.

Allah peanut butter sammiches!

And where was Cairo customs to save us last summer? Hmm?

I disapprove!

/slackers.

life imitates fart

Shut the f*ck up fat man, this aint none of your god dam business.

Snakes on a Plane! It'll never die!

/Suck it, haters!

is it just me or have there not been any fark tv ads posted as news for over a week now?

Was it this guy?

I am allah, so I'm really getting a kick out of all these replies.

/Uh oh, jihad time?

Ready_Cents:

Shhhhh!

/maybe the message is out it's not FUNNY!
//please don't mention it, some dumb@ss will sumit a headline!

How to get rid of Sheiks on a plane:

Didn't some Farker design the cover for that movie? Everytime I see that movie I think of the PS contest...

/could be wrong
//what a stupid farkin movie

/damn resizing made my text blurry

Allahahahaha.

Why so much hate for that movie? It was suppose to be fun, campy, and a little corny. It's sort of like the Evil Dead series, although not pulled off quite as well. All in all, I enjoyed it.

My contribution . . . (possibly NSFW because of two swear words)

The airport in Cairo is scary enough withOUT someone trying to smuggle snakes through customs.

You people are sour today. It's gorgeous out, I needed a laugh and it gave me a chuckle.
Thank you, Subby.

Nice modern airport in Cairo. To clean the floors a lady throws a bucket of water across the terminal floor and 3 men chase it with squeegies, scoop back into the same bucket to use again. Repeat.

Other employees sleep in the wshrooms or make you pay for toilet paper or paper hand towels. ;-)

3am flight out. Delayed 9 hours. No snakes then.

MattyBlast

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no comment.

SOaP was a fun action movie!

CNN Headline News ran the story yesterday, and their headline was pretty good "Snakes Almost On A Plane"

At the end, the reporter added, "... Samuel L. Jackson unavailable for comment".

Clearly the CNNhn people are farkers.