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2007-05-24 10:16:08 AM  
TFA: "police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments"

How can woman identify their scent from photos?
 
2007-05-24 10:53:39 AM  
Profit!
 
2007-05-24 11:01:22 AM  
Won't someone think of the snail trails
 
2007-05-24 11:02:26 AM  
Farked already?
 
2007-05-24 11:02:32 AM  
www.shopmetrospy.com

APPROVES!
 
2007-05-24 11:02:51 AM  
Any woman who can identify her panties among 1300 pairs must have either some pretty special undergarments, or some very unusual stains.
 
2007-05-24 11:03:21 AM  
Great Gonzo

Man, I don't approve of her. Bad face all around.
 
2007-05-24 11:03:52 AM  
www.cartoondollemporium.com
 
2007-05-24 11:04:05 AM  
Did anyone else think of Porky's?
 
2007-05-24 11:04:32 AM  
"Call forensics, and tell them to bring a skidmark kit."
 
2007-05-24 11:05:54 AM  
More cowbell!!!
 
2007-05-24 11:05:57 AM  
Police love to measure the skid marks.
 
2007-05-24 11:06:26 AM  
Asteroth

Seconded.

Nice eyes, but overall she just looks too manly/"Help me I have a thyroid problem..."
 
2007-05-24 11:06:49 AM  
Reminds me of the time my wife found my stash of her panties. She thought the dryer was "eating" them all. LOL, good thing she didn't ask what I was doing with them....
 
2007-05-24 11:07:00 AM  
"Wow, check these out.."
'Damn! Wonder how hot a chick has to be to wear THAT pair...'
"Those would me mine, there boy..."
'GRANDMA!?!'
 
2007-05-24 11:07:09 AM  
MooseBayou

ROTF LMAO
 
2007-05-24 11:08:05 AM  
Isn't someone going to post those old 50's pinup girls with their panties falling down in public?

/Please?
 
2007-05-24 11:09:39 AM  
I subbed this at a different link.

I like my title better too.

"New Victoria's Secret fashion show. Racing stripe theme this year."
 
2007-05-24 11:10:20 AM  
I'm guessing not too many of these women will be looking to reclaim the goods after the case is closed, what with some panty thief having jizzed all over them and all.
 
2007-05-24 11:12:01 AM  
www.homevideos.com
 
2007-05-24 11:12:19 AM  
People still wear underwear?
 
2007-05-24 11:12:27 AM  
There's something fishy about this story.
 
2007-05-24 11:12:39 AM  
Im not wearing underpants so Im getting a kick out of these replies!
 
2007-05-24 11:13:11 AM  
The headline is definately my new line.

/protectyourlimbs - Cindersmella?
 
2007-05-24 11:14:23 AM  
LMAO Dave...them dang Gnomes! you can only trust them as far as you can throw them...when are they gonna share all that profit with us farkers....

////Rick Romero, the President of Iran and a Bevy of Persian beauties approve of this thread
 
2007-05-24 11:14:26 AM  
I hope he stole them BEFORE they were washed.
 
2007-05-24 11:14:50 AM  
Gnomes ?
 
2007-05-24 11:15:20 AM  
So, I'm the only one NOT suprised that this was an asian guy?

Cue the "that's wacist" kid.
 
2007-05-24 11:17:06 AM  
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks

/Giggity
 
2007-05-24 11:18:04 AM  
stolen from the laundry room? So?

I steal mine from the hamper.
 
2007-05-24 11:18:50 AM  
DaisyMay 2007-05-24 11:12:39 AM
Im not wearing underpants so Im getting a kick out of these replies!

You should really get one of those hit counters on your profile before posting that you know ....

/just a suggestion
 
2007-05-24 11:20:40 AM  
"Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear - if they still want it back."

What? Who would want them back after that. Lets say an expensive pair is $20. Is that worth thinking about what the guy did with them every time you put them on?
 
2007-05-24 11:22:03 AM  
A 'friend' of mine asked me to find a link to the police photos. So naturally, I stopped by FARK.com and viola...

/aaaannnyyyy second now...
/anyone?
 
2007-05-24 11:22:21 AM  
Greatest moment in movie dialogue, 1984:

Samantha: "I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."
 
2007-05-24 11:23:20 AM  
Greatest moments in movie dialogue, 1984:

Samantha: "I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."
 
2007-05-24 11:24:51 AM  
Duckbutt59 - We believed you the first time.
 
2007-05-24 11:25:57 AM  
millertrey Reminds me of the time my wife found my stash of her panties. She thought the dryer was "eating" them all. LOL, good thing she didn't ask what I was doing with them....

But *I* will! WTF were you doing stashing your wife's panties?
 
2007-05-24 11:30:28 AM  
millertrey: Reminds me of the time my wife found my stash of her panties. She thought the dryer was "eating" them all. LOL, good thing she didn't ask what I was doing with them....

uhh, so you hoard your wifes panties...when you can has what's in the panties whenever? deviance at it's finest right there...
 
2007-05-24 11:30:44 AM  
Hit daisy's profile
/got nothin
//I mean it-nothin there.For shame.
 
2007-05-24 11:39:13 AM  
Panties!!! Glooorious Panties!!!
 
2007-05-24 11:45:12 AM  
Aw geez, I sure hope there's a panty thread comin'!!!

/crosses fingers
//nevermind
///sorry
 
2007-05-24 11:48:41 AM  
Where da white women at?

/in panties
//I thought there would be 50 pics by now
 
2007-05-24 11:53:58 AM  
Wal-Mart underwaer $5
J.C Penny underwaer $8
Victoria's Secret underwear $20

$6000 dolloars of uesed and dirty underwear priceless...
 
2007-05-24 11:57:35 AM  
I think I remember the article from the bust:

Police were searching his apartment for something like a grocery bag or shoe box full of panties after this guy was caught in the act. The ended up finding something like a dozen trash bags of panties (the 1300 in question). That must have been 2 months ago.

/Pete, meet follow up
 
2007-05-24 11:57:51 AM  
Karma Curmudgeon:Cindersmella?

lmao, nice, wishiathought of it!
 
2007-05-24 12:01:01 PM  
tradskinhead24

$6000 dolloars of uesed and dirty underwear priceless ...

Excess inventory can be exported to Japan to replenish the vending machine stock.
 
2007-05-24 12:03:42 PM  
That line has always worked well for me.
 
2007-05-24 12:04:18 PM  
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
 
2007-05-24 12:11:42 PM  
tradskinhead24
Wal-Mart underwaer $5
J.C Penny underwaer $8
Victoria's Secret underwear $20

$6000 dolloars of uesed and dirty underwear priceless...


It's a little early to be drinkin'
 
2007-05-24 12:16:18 PM  
what, no revenge of the nerds references yet???


darn!!
 
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