Can't the boyscouts ask PETA to remove themselves?
Oh, and while they're at it, let's remove the boyscouts too.

Hey, Jubei - you jackass! After yesterday's tirade, my wife and I went out and had veal for dinner! It was so goooood - Yum!

I've got 6 sacks of potatoes here for someone to start knocking off PETA folks. I'll be out at Burger King enjoying a nice meal. Buncha freaks :P

Just when you think they can't get any more ridiculous...

That reminds me - I'm going fishing this weekend. Woo-hoo!

I'll think I'll go fishing and instead of eating the fish, I'll just stomp them to death!! Woohoo!!

The Boy Scouts of American had this to say, "PETA: Fark you. That is all."

I feel another PETA knocking session. Can't we just end it right here? PETA is crazy, PETA is psycho. Fuck PETA, etc.

Seems like every week there is a PETA posting as well as a scientology link that starts everyone's rambling engines.

- he who stacks dollars

omg! wtf will these PETA freaks think of next!?@ i am tired of hearing them biatch about this or that but trying to stop people from fishing?? give me a break already... there are many more serious issues( fishhing is a non issue in almost all respects ) which could use some attention. how about they fight to end suffering in 3rd world countries where the poeple dont have any friggen food to feed themselves? On second thought the airdrops of tofu would do nothing but infuriate the population and bring around more conflicts.

Please, I am going to ask nicely: crawl under a rock and die already PETA! ;0

How about a P.E.T.A. badge?

I, in turn, demand that PETA put an end to its vicious campaign of murdering, flaying and devouring millions of innocent fruits and vegetables! Their screams of agony may be too faint to hear, but every living thing deserves a chance, and these butchers are exterminating them!!!! How would THEY like it if some ten-foot tall carrot plucked them from their futons and espresso stands, chopped their heads off and shredded them into a people salad?!

PETA BARBARIANS, GET CIVILIZED AND END THE KILLING NOW!!!!!!

"Aligata, who owns two cats and a goldfish, has his own ideas about fun."
This put all kinds of visuals in my head. I am thinking of calling the ACLU and pressing a slavery suit against this goob for forcing animals to live in captivity to be used for his every whim.

Oh hell!.. I am surprised the leftist commies haven't tried to take away the archery or riflery merit badges. That would be a sure sign the kid was a good shot and could possibly whack his fellow scouts.

I guess if PETA could put its hooves into the boyscouts they would be getting HEMP merit badges.

PETA probably wants the Boy Scouts to demolish the bird watching badge. Bird watching is stealing the privacy of our feathered friends of the sky. Then they'll want to abolish hiking...because "how would you like it if some people just started walking all over your home..and lighting fires on your floor? Huh? Huh!!??!!" Give it up. Animals are going to die, and there's nothing you can do about it! Now if you excuse me, I need to take my hourly bath in sperm whale blood. Good day.

"What fish feel as they're reeled in isn't fully known by ichthyologists....."

Well trust me...it's not half as painful as when I drop their little arses into my Fry Daddy and then pop the golden brown morsels into my mouth! And just in case anyone is interested, here's a really good recipe:

Crispy Flounder

2 tablespoons skim milk
1 tablespoon low-sodium soy sauce
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1 egg white, lightly beaten
4 (4-ounce) skinned flounder fillets
1/3 cup fine, dry bread crumbs
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
divided lemon wedges

Another recent PETA commercial (RealPlayer)
I submitted this aready but it didn't make the cut I guess...
These people at PETA are farking morons
NOT SAFE FOR CATS AT WORK but, it is safe if you're not a cat.

I've seen this one before. I find it hilarious. Actually it kinda got me hot.

Isn't it funny that most PETA activists are also vehemently pro-choice.

I say, pick one view and go with it.

I'm having catfish for dinner tomorrow..and fried chicken.

buwahahaha!

Next thing they will be asking them to get rid of the "I went down on my Scoutmaster badge" After all that is eating meat as well............

"Aligata, who owns two cats and a goldfish, has his own ideas about fun."

How about that name...

Al-E-Gata! Alligator! Get it?

Well, since the rest of the story is so farking pathetic and sad, that was the only "humorous" thing I saw.

Whatever.

Dear PETA.
The Boy Scouts of America will agree to your demands on one condition.
We, The Boy Scouts of America, agree to eliminate the Fishing Merit Badge if you, (PETA) agree to stop beating off all day.

BAD KITTY

...promoting beer as a substitute for a dairy product.


Tonight, on THUNDERDOME! They love their animals and they'll press charges if you look at one crosseyed...Please welcome members of PETA!!

Now, please welcome your favorite angry matriarchal figures...members of MADD
TWO GROUPS ENTER...ONE GROUP LEAVES...

Jesus, what an ASS

Jubei, if you're going to insult Americans, at least spell it right..

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Where is Flux when you need him. DELETE HIS POSTS!!

Jubei,
I hope you get eaten by a shark.

P.E.T.A. are whacked out,that is for sure.
I am an animal lover,too.

People at my work thought that Fixcat ad was pretty safe.

I hope a farking shark eats you, jackass...

Slayer beat me by 45 seconds - oh well

I'm not going to comment on Jubei. He's just trying to get attention. Oops, guess I did. Anyway, fark PETA. One of the reasons we're such an advanced species is that we ate the flesh of out beastly brethren. We evolved this way, and despite what anyone says being a vegan is not healthy no matter what kinds of supplements you take. It can cause dementia and a host of other problems. You know, I wonder how many of these dumbasses are Christian. They should know that it would be defying god to not eat meat, because that's how we were made.

Oh no! Can you not get around the filter anymore? fark
fark

Oh well.

the filter. Where there is a ing will, there is a way.

Suck my PETA

Why do those PETA people always have to be cantankerous wankers? Can't they just leave us alone? For the love of God. Let me eat my halabit in peace.

Flux that's pretty fucking cool. Thanks. I learn something from you every time.

Just view the fucking source, bizarre.

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Nicholas Cage, Bizarre?

Thank you Fluxfor getting rid of Jubei's comments. If you don't mind, could you delete my three fυck tries?
(My apologies to all)

I still want to fling meat at their headquarters. Run hippies run!

You brought your comouter to the beach so you can continue harassing us? Boy, you really are a loser Jubei

fuking a. lets all do it now

better yet, lets learn to farking spell

Well I guess I was fucking doing it wrong. Hmm.

"'Most kids my age are at home watching video,' he said. 'I'm out here making a difference.'"

No. Actually, you're not. I love the arrogance these people carry. And I'm not just talking about their assumption that not eating meat is going to make this any less of a zero-sum game (hellooooooo Third Law of Thermodynamics!), I'm talking about how they automatically assume that their self-righteousness makes them better than everyone else.

I had an eight-hour long argument with a vegan at one point. It basically came down to "Well, I believe that any little bit less suffering makes for a better world." There's no real scientific basis, there's no unassailable moral viewpoint. If you're a vegan or a vegetarian for political or moral reasons beyond your own personal life, you're getting to the "my right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins" area. Back off, wegeble-king.


(Er ... sorry, a few years ago Wegman's supermarkets ran a series of radio ads featuring Jim Kelly, former quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, where Jim said "When I wuzza boy, my mamma always sed 'eat them wegables, eat them wegables' and now Wegmans makes it easy..." Jim Kelly briefly became Wegeble King, which I've since occasionally used to describe really stupid people ranting about vegetables.)