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(Wired)   Plastic shield protects expensive TVs from flying Wii remotes, sneezing viewers   ( divider line
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9428 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2007 at 12:13 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-05-23 10:34:00 AM  
Yes...yesssss.... Buy more things you stupid humans. After all, you can always take it with you!

*evil laugh*
2007-05-23 10:42:11 AM  
I claim asinine tag abuse.

it's not the worst idea ever, I doubt subby would like to shell out the money for a new tv if their spawn broke one.
2007-05-23 10:47:42 AM  
chrisfrap: I claim asinine tag abuse.

Yes. This is much more 'dumbass' than 'asinine'.
2007-05-23 12:18:29 PM  
Way better than a Pee Wii
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\\\\ I kid, I Kid
2007-05-23 12:18:31 PM  

/Loves me Wii
2007-05-23 12:18:45 PM  
Wii RULES!!!
XBox is OK!!!
2007-05-23 12:19:51 PM  

That setup is awesome on many different levels!
2007-05-23 12:19:57 PM  
Actually, it's do-moss.
2007-05-23 12:20:10 PM  
Farking wiitards...
2007-05-23 12:20:14 PM  

What is the name of that thing? And where can I get one?
2007-05-23 12:21:02 PM  

looks like the dreamcast is hitting a new low eh?
2007-05-23 12:22:05 PM  
If you need one of these, you're doing it wrong!

2007-05-23 12:22:32 PM  
Cotton Rinkenbolts 2007-05-23 12:20:14 PM

What is the name of that thing? And where can I get one?

That's a Chuck E Cheese stuffed doll, and you can get one at your local Chuck E Cheese restaurant.
2007-05-23 12:22:58 PM  
somebody say Shield?
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2007-05-23 12:24:34 PM  
Yeah this post R stupid. Any stoner with greasy fingers and a Wii should own at least one of these...
2007-05-23 12:25:42 PM  
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Somebody hadda dooit
2007-05-23 12:28:06 PM  
You know, after spending over 2 grand on my Sony DLP, I think I have warrant to make sure my Wii remote doesn't go flying into it.
2007-05-23 12:28:41 PM  
i'm declaring shenanigans on this use of the asinine tag.
2007-05-23 12:30:40 PM  
I've had a Mighty Shield installed for about 5 years now. It's great and saved my screen from a toddler many times. Definitely worth the money.
2007-05-23 12:31:23 PM  
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2007-05-23 12:32:03 PM  
Now, someone post the pic of the paint-covered kids...
2007-05-23 12:32:16 PM  
I'm declaring the Wii to be a turd. Asshats who throw remotes is just another reason not to get one.

/loves my PS3
//PS3 sold 50,000 more units than the xbox360 it's first 6 months on the market.
2007-05-23 12:33:39 PM  

Uh, dunno what asshole you pulled that pile of shiat from but no, it didn't. Try again.
2007-05-23 12:34:13 PM  
I have something that protects not only my TV, but many of my possessions from accidental damage.

It's called 'sensible', go get it assholes.
2007-05-23 12:37:02 PM  

2007-05-23 12:39:25 PM  
This deserved a STUPID tag.
2007-05-23 12:40:00 PM  
Umm, yeah, it did.

Compare the PS3 sales for it's first 6 months on the market to the Xbox360's first 6 months on the market. 50,000 more units.

Can't link to the site from work due to the filter, but it was in the Gameinformer magazine.
2007-05-23 12:40:54 PM  
And check out the original...

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2007-05-23 12:44:13 PM  
Hey PoopsMcGhee 75% of all statistics are made up.

/I'll be getting a PS3 eventually
2007-05-23 12:44:52 PM  
Meh... been there, done that...

didn't they make the same thing for big screen tvs?
2007-05-23 12:47:14 PM  
Godfather827 2007-05-23 12:18:29 PM

is it me or does that look like a dreamcast controller
2007-05-23 12:48:43 PM  
People are retarded. I have been falling down drunk and still managed to not throw the Wiimote through the TV, or even let go of it. Maybe they should attach razor blades to the Wiimote. Then when it goes flying there is a better chance of Darwination happening.
2007-05-23 12:51:26 PM  
PoopsMcGhee: Compare the PS3 sales for it's first 6 months on the market to the Xbox360's first 6 months on the market. 50,000 more units.

Every time Sony reported PS3 sales numbers, it was the amount "sold into the retail channel," as in sold to stores, not the amount the stores actually sold to consumers. That alone makes any sales numbers meaningless. (I'm not just calling out Sony here; all the companies pull crap like that.)

Of course, in the end the consoles are only as good as their games. PS3/360 have had almost nothing that interest me so far (though PS3 has a few cool things on the horizon); Wii has had Twilight Princess/Super Paper Mario, but Nintendo had better get off their asses and start putting out a wider variety of good games quickly. In the end, my PS2 ends up getting the biggest workout, on those rare occasions I actually have the spare time to play games.
2007-05-23 12:51:54 PM  
Well, MSNBC seems to think that the little Wii is playing stompie, stopmie on the PS3.

And this link seems to think that the sales data is so depressing that Sony Exces are starting to turn Emo:​214864.p hp

Now this one does say that the PS3 out sold the 360, but it says M$ can't ship enough units.

Gee, the only thing I don't see is people complaining about availablity of the PS3. I know GameStops in my area have them stacked up and have started offering $100 off if you trade in any console. I heard they were even giving the $100 for trading in a DreamCast. Sad really.
2007-05-23 12:53:37 PM  
Reminds me of those large magnifying glasses people would put in front of their TV sets to make a 9 inch into a 14 inch TV:
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The lens itself was often not solid was actually filled with transparent mineral oil!

And it looks like the idea is STILL around....
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It's probably a fresnell leans and looks like hell...
2007-05-23 12:54:22 PM  
I admit it. The worst part for me is that I didn't think of this first.

When you think about it, the target market is people with a lot of money and no common sense. It's perfect!
2007-05-23 12:54:42 PM  
I like my PS3, it's heavy. I think it would probably make a good defensive weapon if we get intruders in the house.

Actually, I loved "Resistance" on the PS3, and I'm quite liking the sixaxis control in "Blazing Angels", but some more decent games would be nice.

/waiting for sixaxis controlled Katamari
2007-05-23 12:59:05 PM  
why are not expensive tv makers thinking of accidental things like little toddlers and flying sneezes. But also why on earth would people that buy expensive toys put them in harm's way.

IDIOT ALERT for those that failed to think expensive toy could break before they threw the wii into tv. Anyone ever remember the old rule of telling children NOT to get TOO CLOSE to the tv???? Really with WII and expensive tv sets - is it really necessary for your children to stand 2 inches away from screen?

2007-05-23 01:06:38 PM  
Wii Owner here.

My household has never had a problem with the straps or with flying controllers. We followed the EASILY TO READ FARKING INSTRUCTIONS prior to each Wii Sports and WiiPlay game, and use apply the straps PRIOR to playing.

Our 42 Inch projection and my 20 inch Widescreen HDTV are safe....CAUSE WE FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES.
2007-05-23 01:25:10 PM  
HAHA GET IT? I said "Wiitard." Like "Retard."

This thread is not erupting in awe at my comment like it should have been. What is wrong?
2007-05-23 01:30:30 PM  
Wii owner. WTF are people doing to break a TV?
I've never even come close to dropping it.
/Uses the strap very rarely.

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2007-05-23 01:34:46 PM  
This thread is not erupting in awe at my comment like it should have been. What is wrong?

Playin Wii boxing has given them all Parkinson's and they are distracted trying to defend themselves from Rush Limbaugh.
2007-05-23 01:35:20 PM  
PoopsMcGhee: Compare the PS3 sales for it's first 6 months on the market to the Xbox360's first 6 months on the market. 50,000 more units.

How many of those people also bought a game at the same time? A fair amount, as I call. That implies that a great many of the initial PS3s sold were immediately put up on eBay in a predatory display of asshattery.

And I bet at least one person paid the full $600 for what the auction CLEARLY stated was an EMPTY BOX.
2007-05-23 01:50:33 PM  
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2007-05-23 02:01:10 PM  
My big LCD screen seems to always gain Mini Me prints (I'm sure others with kids can relate to this), so the idea is good, but the implementation looks terrible. And claiming it's specifically for Wii-related damage makes it downright silly.
2007-05-23 02:02:07 PM  
Who's gonna invent something to protect Wii controllers from Cheeto covered fat fingers?
2007-05-23 02:05:18 PM  
Whatever asshat is stupid enough to spend 2 grand on a t.v in the first place deserves what happens to it.

That said, I don't think the shield is asinine, considering if you get sweaty and let Wii remotes go flying. I've never played on a Wii so I don't know how easy it is to launch a controller.
2007-05-23 02:09:00 PM  
are there Nintendo branded helmets for the wii yet? I'm holding out for those before I get a wii, just in case.
2007-05-23 02:29:25 PM  
whats wrong with spending 2k on a tv?

nothing is better than discovery hd theatre on a 42 inch 1080 hdtv booyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-05-23 02:51:49 PM  
I've actually been trying to find a way to make lexan/plexiglass/etc non-glare, as I'd like to make a shield for our 32" lcd. We have a wii, and a 5 year old son, and while we have never had any problems, after spending $1400 on a tv, I don't think spending $30 (max cost of my design)is unreasonable. Even in the most careful, orderly of homes, accidents can happen. Why is it so stupid to want to add a little inexpensive insurance?
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