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(Yahoo)   Police keep eye out for naked man in Chicago (via drudge report)   ( divider line
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765 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2001 at 8:32 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-13 08:53:40 AM  
Be thankful he wasn't a Jehova Witness...
2001-07-13 09:05:41 AM  
Dammit! the shirt was SALMON, not pink... and I DON'T have grey hair!... uh.. nevermind...
2001-07-13 09:10:08 AM  
Black hat and dark shades in Chicago? Sounds like one of the Blues Brothers
2001-07-13 09:33:34 AM  
"He was described as... being clean shaven"
Ugh. Too... much... information...
2001-07-13 10:37:09 AM  
I'm laughing my ass off because Naperville is supposed to be one of the top 5 places in the U.S. to raise a family.
2001-07-13 10:44:39 AM  
I actually used to live there, and I just think that there is something in the water there....
2001-07-13 11:15:47 AM  
"He was described as having a slim build, being clean shaven and possibly having graying hair."

Oh yeah, and his dick is hanging out. Keep an eye out for that.
2001-07-20 01:20:54 PM  
TEST jeebus
2001-07-20 01:39:44 PM  
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