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(AZCentral)   Death row convict's final words as he dies: "Go Raiders." Raiders will go, and continue to suck   ( ) divider line 119
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2007-05-22 05:14:55 PM  
A Raiders fan who was a murdering thug? Who woulda thunk it?

2007-05-22 05:34:57 PM  
Be nice to the Raiders. You shouldn't make fun of the elderly.
2007-05-22 05:49:30 PM  
Wait wait topical quote from Dylan Thomas?
2007-05-22 05:50:52 PM  
Was this in Texas, because he sounds retarded.
And we likes killin' retards.
2007-05-22 05:52:17 PM  
Robert Comer? Huh, that's not a Mexican name.

/I kid
//I'm mexican.
/// If he was, he'd have said "farkin Raiders eh!"
2007-05-22 05:52:43 PM  
Wow. He probably had 10 years on death row (didn't rtfa) to come up with something and that's the best he had? If I were the governor I would have given him a second chance.
2007-05-22 05:54:09 PM  
Pretty sad, when that's the most important thing you can think of as you're about to die.
2007-05-22 05:54:28 PM
2007-05-22 05:55:09 PM  
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I- URGH!
2007-05-22 05:56:16 PM  
Name the speaker from his final words: "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something!"

(no googling!)
2007-05-22 05:57:00 PM  
One Raider fan down........
2007-05-22 05:58:24 PM  
FTFA: His last words were "Go Raiders!" and with that, his smile slowly faded until he passed out. His chest stopped moving after the third drug was given to him.
Pretty much every Steeler game against them I done seen that happen with Oakland fans..

Cleveland fans have the best xhit.
2007-05-22 05:58:37 PM  

This is fark. Pancho Villa can't at all be obscure.
2007-05-22 05:58:58 PM  
I'm surprised this isn't more common! Average Raider fan has done time.

Inmate: Go Raiders!
2007-05-22 05:59:04 PM  
What a wast of a breath.
2007-05-22 05:59:24 PM  
...and he wanted to die too, the guy asked to be "put down" for 5 years!
2007-05-22 05:59:42 PM  
Mr_Smartypants: Name the speaker from his final words: "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something!"

(no googling!)

Well, I DID. And now I know who it was!! NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!

2007-05-22 06:00:25 PM  
He said, "French fried potaters."
2007-05-22 06:03:14 PM  
I like these final words most:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

-Union Gen. John Sedgewick, exhorting his troops that Confederate snipers were no danger.
2007-05-22 06:04:02 PM  
Look at the bright side my fellow Farkers, he could have said: "Go Redskins"

/Cowboys fan
2007-05-22 06:05:47 PM  

I'm just glad I didn't use the "/obscure?" tag


Cheater! I did expect at least one yahoo-searcher...
2007-05-22 06:05:54 PM  
Mr_Smartypants: Name the speaker from his final words: "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something!"

Marcel Marceau?

/didn't Google
//isn't dead, either
2007-05-22 06:06:39 PM  
Dirty rotten filthy stinking cheating no good Raiders. I love that Al Davis is their owner; thereby ensuring they will suck for many years to come. Talk about a franchise in chaos.

/AFC West fan (Donkeys)
2007-05-22 06:07:36 PM  
HZS9PK: Look at the bright side my fellow Farkers, he could have said: "Go Redskins"

Better yet, he could have said "Go, Eagles", that would make one less of the "maybe next year" fans.

/America's five time, five time, five time, five time, five time Super Bowl championship team fan.
2007-05-22 06:09:32 PM  
He should have picked the winner of the Stanley cup finals so that we would have something to talk about, if he was right.
2007-05-22 06:09:57 PM  
The Govenor called at the last minute and said,"Good bye @sshole."
2007-05-22 06:15:53 PM  
Death row convict's final words as he dies: "Go Raiders."

several Raiders team members were quoted as saying "what a dumb@ss" and "who?"
2007-05-22 06:17:32 PM  
Not the first time.

"The Raiders are going all the way y'all."

John Albert Burks, 44, 2000-06-14, Texas
2007-05-22 06:18:49 PM  
I just finished reading the article and my first thought was "I bet this is already greenlighted." Nothing more fitting than a Raider fan being a rapist and murderer.
2007-05-22 06:21:24 PM  
what a copy off of that Browns fan.
2007-05-22 06:22:06 PM  
Should have brought him back and killed him again just out of spite.
2007-05-22 06:23:18 PM  
Cowboys, FTW.

/home of the 2011 Super Bowl!
2007-05-22 06:23:58 PM  
I can't help but feel this guy is kind of a bad ass.

"Remember I stuck a gun in the guy's ear and pulled the trigger, scrambled his brains, right? You sentenced me to die. You have that right in this state. I don't see where the big problem is."

His last words are "Go Raiders"? That's like, up there with Marv's "Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all night."
2007-05-22 06:25:37 PM  
Were his other last words "Woo woo?"

/definitely not obscure
2007-05-22 06:29:45 PM  
Well I certainly wasn't expecting him to quote Shakespeare.
2007-05-22 06:30:24 PM  
We lose another soldier of the Raider Nation. :-(


/seriously, I went to one game last season.
//looking around all I could think of was. . .
///glass parking lot
2007-05-22 06:33:10 PM  
Are they sure it was not "GO Rudders" maybe he wanted a dutch rudder?
2007-05-22 06:35:38 PM  
Normally, I would have a comment on the death penalty, but this this makes me think of the earlier thread.
2007-05-22 06:36:01 PM  
He said, "Later gators."
2007-05-22 06:37:11 PM  
Bucky O'neil's last words:

"There isn't a Spanish bullet made that can kill me."

Spanish American war, btw
2007-05-22 06:37:41 PM  
Law abiding Raider fan (like most of them) here...

Told you he was hard core.
2007-05-22 06:38:07 PM  
also, Raiders suck
2007-05-22 06:39:46 PM  
While I do think this guy's an idiot I'm pretty sure my last words will be Yankees suck, Go Red Sox! game starts in 20 minutes
2007-05-22 06:41:38 PM  
I am currently on death row (and a Raiders fan) so I am totally getting a kick out of these replies
2007-05-22 06:43:14 PM  
How does this avoid the obvious tag?

At least I get to post my favorite Raiders pic:
2007-05-22 06:46:56 PM  
hugheric: I'm pretty sure my last words will be Yankees suck, Go Red Sox!

I'll be there with you. And it will be good to have my best friend (Yankee fan) right there with me :) Yes, it's an odd friendship :P
2007-05-22 06:54:26 PM  
I don't know what's funnier...

Watching the Raiders lose...

Or watching Raiders fans watch the Raiders lose.
2007-05-22 06:56:31 PM  
It's funny, you don't see anymore Raiders' stickers on crappy cars with spinning rims.
2007-05-22 07:13:51 PM  
jeezus christ this guys like four oz characters in one!
2007-05-22 07:16:36 PM  
It's hilarious to watch supporters of other teams rush like lemmings into any thread mentioning the Raiders. Just goes to show you, love them or hate them, the Raiders are the only NFL team that anyone cares about with any passion. The other 31 teams are irrelevant.
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