bad spin. please go back three internets.

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now THAT is how you write a headline.

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Just install the lasers already.

Can we just send in the Japanese whaling fleet and have done with this story.

Jeez, its getting nearly as bad the Anna Nicole Smith death story - just with less blubber

Yeah, cetaceans are SOOOOO friggin' smart. This is like getting lost in a hallway.

/Hot dog?

We must evacuate all of California to save these majestic animals.

NikolaiFarkoff - which one are you here?

/I'm kidding :)

This is the most important thing going on right now? 2 wandering whales?

Last year, I spotted a humpback at the south end of Puget Sound while I was visiting my parents near Olympia. Nobody believed me at first, but then they saw it spouting. It was in the newspaper the next day.

Aren't the whales pretty tired by now? Being chased for days by boats and hippies banging on tubes? I hope one dies of exhaustion. And in true environmentalist fashion, they'll have completely shiat on the very object they're trying to save...and have no idea how it happened.

That was an awesome headline.

Goddamn those bastards are easy to hunt.

/No wonder you're extinct! I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.

Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

/great headline BTW

We should drop them on Iraq. It's worth a try.

Would it be considered overly cruel to just tow the stupid things out of there?

Captain_Cool 2007-05-22 02:29:16 PM
Aren't the whales pretty tired by now? Being chased for days by boats and hippies banging on tubes? I hope one dies of exhaustion. And in true environmentalist fashion, they'll have completely shiat on the very object they're trying to save...and have no idea how it happened.

Dies of exhaustion? From all that....swimming? I think the whales can handle it. Don't they swim like 10,000 miles every year?

hey....where's the crew off the U.S.S. Enterprise when you need them? I mean, they needed whales, right? here's two of them! Reckon one's preggers?

payback's a biatch. I know I've f*cked a few whales in my time so I'm glad I'm far away from there.

...cue the pics of the "Pittsburgh Whale"

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Outstanding headlinemanship.

where is george castanza when you need him?

Has Marlin found Nemo yet?

UontaG

Doesn't the sign on that ship rely on whales not only being able to read, but being able to read English?

On the other hand, it certainly seemed to have the intended effect.

Other signs coming soon:

"Ignore the rotating blades of death."
"Harpoons tickle!"
"To serve cetacean."

They're just trying to get back to their family on the moon.

O**icial: "At this point, we believe the whales are just *ucking with us"

Sounds like my ex-boyfriend...places hand up to the cheek to whisper...bipolar.

kimwim Has anyone spotted the potted petunia yet?

Well done! You beat me to the draw

Those smug ass whales swimming inland to pick up iphones

They named the whales Delta and Dawn. OK, I get the Delta Burke reference, but who's this fat chick, Dawn?

/Yeah, yeah. I get the musical reference.
//The flower wasn't a rose, it was a petunia.
///Helen Reddy meets Douglas Adams? Improbable!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Doctor Funkenstein

There's two. If we eat one of them, the other one will know who the boss is and tell the others about it when it gets TFO. Bam! No more whales farking with us.

I use the same philosophy when I kill a cockroach in my apartment. Leave the carcass there, as a lesson for the other nasty farkers.

They drew up the drawbridge to stop traffic because "vibrations" were scaring the whales.

They stopped a slew of traffic to get this effect.

I'd be farking pissed if I was stopped for a couple hours because some hippies decided that two whales that can't figure out a canal have priority over my driving. They aren't exactly the brightest of their species.

Great headline.

I wish they'd leave, they're screwing up traffic here.

Unpossible! Whale *ucking is sport, not news. Where are the *ark admins when you need them. We need a boobie thread, whale boobies!

/yes boobies, no whale boobies.

Whales seen taking photographs of prominent US landmarks.

Whales: "Someone told us there was a Wal-Mart around here?"

Humans: ... *resume banging metal pipes and cheering*

Whales: "Stupid hippies..."

Delta and Dawn...

cosmos_31: Whales: "Someone told us there was a WalWhale-Mart around here?"

Fixed that for you.