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(Shreveport Times)   Not news: Two men riding to work. News: One arrested for stabbing the other. It was because he wouldn't stop quickly enough to get a honey bun   ( divider line
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2007-05-22 10:52:12 AM  
For a good, authentic beignet, maybe. Honey buns not so much.

/cue the hypoglycemia defense
2007-05-22 01:15:41 PM  
Buns with honey? Yummy!
2007-05-22 01:15:56 PM  
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2007-05-22 01:16:03 PM  
Never go between a man and his honey bun.
2007-05-22 01:16:05 PM  
I had a friend punch my windshield and put a huge crack in it when I refused to stop at Whataburger for tequitos. Granted he was drunk.
2007-05-22 01:17:37 PM  
/cue the hypoglycemia defense

I came here to troll give you just that, but now you've just made it seem... silly. :(
2007-05-22 01:18:25 PM  
I will kill someone if I don't get my bear claw.
2007-05-22 01:18:29 PM  
After rtfa all I can say is, who did what now with a what?
2007-05-22 01:19:21 PM  
Sounds like something my former roomie would do. What an asshat.

2007-05-22 01:20:25 PM  
If you ever had a Tastycake, you would understand there are some things worth dying for. mmm...krimpets
2007-05-22 01:21:06 PM  
Sounds to me like they were busy honeying each other's buns.
2007-05-22 01:21:19 PM  
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"I love you honey-bunny!"
2007-05-22 01:21:41 PM  
How quickly must one stop in order to get a honey bun?
2007-05-22 01:21:57 PM  
There are well over 6 billion people on this planet.
There are significantly fewer honey buns.

It's simple hubris that allows us to imagine that our life is worth more than a honey bun.
2007-05-22 01:23:24 PM  
I'm not going on the air until I get my danish.
2007-05-22 01:25:05 PM  
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Not stopping for a honey bun, that's a stabbin'.
2007-05-22 01:25:12 PM  
Was it a Hostess honey bun? If so, dude should have been murdered for not stopping.
2007-05-22 01:25:42 PM  
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Seriously, who hasn't gone all stabby for a honey bun?
2007-05-22 01:25:51 PM  

freeloader! pwned :p
2007-05-22 01:26:14 PM  
Hey Richard Nixon,
Stop being a cheapo!

//(vote for the farking guy)
2007-05-22 01:26:41 PM  
Damn, I fail the internets...
2007-05-22 01:27:29 PM  
Well, if Fark allowed you to edit your own posts....

2007-05-22 01:30:08 PM  
Honey buns?

Amatuers. If it'd been a Cinnabon in Texas, there'd be a shooting involved.
2007-05-22 01:30:26 PM  
This had to be some kind of straw that broke the camel's back situation. I once made a scene when some guy said Howard the Duck was a good movie. It wasn't that I hated the movie (although I did), but that guy had been getting on my nerves for years, it was finally time to call him an idiot and break the news that the hot chick he knocked up and married had only been sleeping with him because she needed a good grade in the lab he was teaching.

/Not positive about that, but it was always my theory.
2007-05-22 01:31:41 PM  
I knew a guy who used to bring some ham and mustard to work for lunch. At noon he would buy 2 honey buns and make a sandwich using the honey buns as bread. He was probably the guy in the story.
2007-05-22 01:31:49 PM  
Honeybuns are all well and good, but those Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes...especially if you can find the double filled ones...that's worth stabbing someone over.

Though I am a happily married man, if I have a fantasy girl, it is Little Debbie. Makes me happy. Always leaves me satisfied. Costs less that fiddy cents. Yeah, I'd hit that!
2007-05-22 01:33:14 PM  
Looks like this guy's out of jail and has turned from pancakes to honey buns...
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Gaer Grimsrud: Where is Pancake's House?
Carl Showalter: What?
Gaer Grimsrud: We stop at Pancake's House.
2007-05-22 01:33:19 PM  
Just give me an apple fritter and I'll be happy.
2007-05-22 01:34:27 PM  
Honeybuns are a hell of a snack.
2007-05-22 01:37:56 PM  
Ugh, those Littel Debbie Oatmeal Cakes are disgusting. The "cookie" part is like soggy butter and whatever the fark that cream is all kinds of watery nasty. Damn things give me a headache just thinking about eating one.
2007-05-22 01:41:38 PM  
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2007-05-22 01:42:54 PM  
Swiss Cake Rolls. Now THOSE are worth a stabbin'.
2007-05-22 01:43:57 PM  
mmmm nutritious breakfast,
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2007-05-22 01:44:00 PM  
I thnik I'm getting old. I used to PUNISH a box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Man, get me a big cup of ice cold milk and something good on tv...
2007-05-22 01:44:28 PM  
It was probably not the Honey Bun so much as the Sun Drop he needed to go with it.
2007-05-22 01:48:09 PM  
The brawl started in the vehicle as the two men were on Highway 3132 heading to a job

I hope someone called the local Rotary Club to notify them that these prominent businessmen might not be at their posts today. I'm sure that their respective clerks and secretaries will have to manage things for a while.
2007-05-22 01:49:24 PM  
If they were out of honey bunns, would he settle for a box of crazed weasels?
2007-05-22 01:52:14 PM  
Carpool of blood.
2007-05-22 01:59:38 PM  
McDonald's slogan for their new honey buns:

"I'm Stabbin' It!"
2007-05-22 02:03:08 PM  
Sounds like mitigating circumstances to me.
2007-05-22 02:07:24 PM  
i beleive the passanger in this case was totally justifiable. Those things are quite delicious when warmed up. Mmmmmmmm
2007-05-22 02:14:23 PM  
Have a Maple Bar, brother. They're Fresh
\I'm oooooold
2007-05-22 02:15:36 PM  
No jury in the world would convict this man.
2007-05-22 02:15:53 PM  
no stopping for honey buns?

/thats a stabbing.
2007-05-22 02:19:12 PM  
It was Shreveport. 'Nuff said.

And read the other story in the article about the drunk guy who got his face slashed with a boxcutter because he didn't have gas money for the couple that picked him up on the highway.
2007-05-22 02:24:51 PM  
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Are these the honeybuns they were look for?
2007-05-22 02:39:03 PM  
Sasuke, I must admit I didn't expect to see an Albuquerque reference on fark when I woke up this morning.

Well played, I say. Well played.
2007-05-22 02:50:14 PM  
Who makes those chocolate filled ones with icing on them? They're about the same size as honey buns..

Now those were worth a stabbing.
2007-05-22 03:07:48 PM  
THis made me think of the simpsons last night "I'm not a stabbin hobo, I'm a singing hobo"
2007-05-22 03:51:34 PM  
For stabbing someone over honey buns, the defendant might just end up with cream-filled sticky buns once the prison system is done with him.

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