ITS WORLD WAR III EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!

Of course it'd have to be sushi.

I hear polonium goes real well with nori.

This didn't get the obvious tag because.....?

I love it when people say plutonium 210.

at least it wasn't ice-9

submitter: Russia says that they won't do this, but will send over some sushiato show there's no hard feelings

Polonium roll?

Wasn't there an article up yesterday about Russians biatching about people still viewing them as if the Cold War was still going on? Well, quit being asshats like this and that might stop.

/just sayin'....

Good to know Russians can travel the world, commit crimes, and then escape to the non-extraditing arms of their mother land.



Very Impressed

IXI Jim IXI

if ever there was a thread i was going to summon you into :D

I loved it when Fox news made a big thing about being able to buy polonium 210 over the internet (for a million dollars). There are surely cheaper ways to kill someone.

James Bond needs to get his arse over to Russia and drop some polonium in that guy's coffee/tea/whateverthehelltheydrinkoverthereinRussia.

I want Fugu!

infantry: if ever there was a thread i was going to summon you into :D

Great...this is my legacy...being summoned to Polonium threads and bestiality threads...

Heh...not sure which way to take the sushi reference.

Poisoned food, or
"sleeps with the fishes" symbolism?

Either way, nicely played.

Smellvin: James Bond needs to get his arse over to Russia and drop some polonium in that guy's coffee/tea/whateverthehelltheydrinkoverthereinRussia.

Vodka?

Or so I've heard.

James Bond needs to get his arse over to Russia and drop some polonium in that guy's coffee/tea/whateverthehelltheydrinkoverthereinRussia.

Vodka, I believe the answer we were looking for was Vodka.

IXI Jim IXI: Great...this is my legacy...being summoned to Polonium threads and bestiality threads...

You've reached the pinnacle of Fark greatness, it's all downhill from here. Next thing you know, you'll be summoned into teacher farking student and paint huffing threads.

I love this one: two useless, worthless nations going at one another. Fight on!

Vodka, I believe the answer we were looking for was Vodka.

But can the poison survive in vodak?

La La La La La
Linoleum

IXI Jim IXI

Great...this is my legacy...being summoned to Polonium threads and bestiality threads...

bestiality huh? figure you were more along the lines of barely legal teens. never pegged you for a sicko :D

in any case, i need a $20 sack of polonium. its not for me though... ;)

MadAsshatter: You've reached the pinnacle of Fark greatness, it's all downhill from here. Next thing you know, you'll be summoned into teacher farking student and paint huffing threads.

well...the teacher farking student ones aren't so bad...depending on the teacher and the student.

infantry

You missed the dead dog farking in front of daycare thread didn't you?

Alucard1191: But can the poison survive in vodak?

Vodak + polonium = superpowers.

I may not be as learned as all of you. When learning Chemistry I had to rely on the Kraft Table of Elements.

/Alls I know is atomic weight of Bolognium is delicious

IXI Jim IXI: Polonuim roll?

Maybe a Californium roll?

infantry: bestiality huh? figure you were more along the lines of barely legal teens. never pegged you for a sicko :D

Never pegged me as a...have you been paying attention, dammit?! :D

And I'm merely a reader, not a participant. :D

MadAsshatter: You've reached the pinnacle of Fark greatness, it's all downhill from here. Next thing you know, you'll be summoned into teacher farking student and paint huffing threads.

He needs a card from elchip.

Something something, hilarity ensues.

A secret agent from Pianosa once poisoned me with Catch-22, which, strangely, isn't a poisonous substance.

IXI Jim IXI

Never pegged me as a...have you been paying attention, dammit?!

that i didnt peg you as a sicko before makes me wonder about myself

And I'm merely a reader, not a participant

heh, thats not what i heard from that guy over ther in the alley way

I don't get the headline. The Russians want to send the Brits a leathal dose of mercury?

Busted!
Lets use polonium for the perfect crime.
Trail of Breadcrumbs, with passport verification of passengers changing between flights, added to hotels, etc. Idiots used the most tracable and trail like substance since hansel and gretal.

Hmm, disident critising the Russian president Putin says own death, down to Russian state activities.

Plausible deniablity out of the window when state denies extradition of suspects.

Answer, prosecute in their absence, register them with interpol and wait.

Tum tee tum.

Think the simpson - Russia - flag for USSR popping up trick appropriate.

infantry: heh, thats not what i heard from that guy over ther in the alley way

You can't take the word of a man who angrily mutters to himself...

Alucard1911: But can the poison survive in vodak?

It can destroy the radioactivity of polonium 210?!

Vodka! Is there anything it cannot do?

Christ, just give them the component!!

IXI Jim IXI

You can't take the word of a man who angrily mutters to himself...

i cant take your word?

pagansexgod: I loved it when Fox news made a big thing about being able to buy polonium 210 over the internet (for a million dollars).

A million dollars? You can get 0.5 mCi for $36.58.

Sushi? They should send them an umbrella instead, to make a point . . .

/obscure?

In Russia, extradition treaty ignores you.

/disapproves

You forgot Polonium.


gorgor

Congratulations! You win the Internet of your choice, and this lovely Litvinenko doll!

No KGB assassin. Not yours.