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(Washington Post)   Robbers give notice of impending robbery   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 29
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2576 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2001 at 3:30 PM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-07-12 03:38:21 PM  
Ok, so I know this is imature... but hey it's a chance for a boobies. BOOBIES!
 
2001-07-12 03:41:54 PM  
Not sure about everyone else, but it'll be a day or two before I complain about my town again.....
 
2001-07-12 03:42:20 PM  
--"I can't move, i can't afford it"

Dude!...You can't afford NOT to move! Get the fark outta that hellhole!
 
2001-07-12 03:43:44 PM  
And I though New Jersy was worthless...
 
2001-07-12 03:45:28 PM  
By "LAGOS, Nigeria" do they really mean "CLEVELAND"?
 
2001-07-12 03:46:23 PM  
I called my girlfriend and said i would be there in a half an hour to rape her.
 
2001-07-12 03:46:37 PM  
"Since January, 183 robbers, 41 civilians and 14 police officers have been killed in Lagos"
183 robbers vs. 56 civilians and officers? Sounds like the wrong place to be robbing people.
 
2001-07-12 04:00:50 PM  
(Note to self: Stay the fark away from Lagos!!!)
 
2001-07-12 04:03:11 PM  
Didn't I see something the other day about Nigeria starting their own space program. Fark if they cant even afford to police the shiathole how are they gonna build a rocket.
 
kgf
2001-07-12 04:03:20 PM  
Chemmie, me too! See ya there!
 
2001-07-12 04:23:24 PM  
"Robbers frequently operate in groups of 50 or more, hitting not just single houses but entire streets."

It's like Halloween. Every night! Trick or treat, farkers! Give up the goods! don't play stupid, you know what time it is...
Here's an idea, let's surrender all our personal firearms and depend on police to enforce order.
 
2001-07-12 05:13:22 PM  
Farking_authority - Stop being a dumbass
 
2001-07-12 05:22:22 PM  
Cabrini Green.
 
2001-07-12 05:27:17 PM  
Man, that's farked! All the cops did was "chase them away". farking sissy-ass law enforcement!!!

-he who stacks pork
 
2001-07-12 05:37:50 PM  
The carjacker they set on fire was a nice touch. Sounds like all the criminals have is numbers, not smarts. Although in a city where the cop/civilian ratio is about 1/1100, there's not a lot of pressure on criminals to be smart....
 
2001-07-12 06:30:58 PM  
like packs of wolves no independance...
 
2001-07-12 06:35:30 PM  
shouldn't this be labeled sad?
 
2001-07-12 06:47:42 PM  
Maybe our police force isn't so bad after all.
 
2001-07-12 07:23:03 PM  
holy shiat man - i should move there and make some mad loot as a state sanctioned Soldier Of Fortune.

Sdystyk: "hello, mr prime minister... yes, i'm gonna need some more .50 caliber HMG rounds and 100 more AP Frags... and a flame thrower for my hummvee - when you see smoke, expect a bill."

goddamn! PARTY IN THE 3RD WORLD!
 
2001-07-12 07:47:46 PM  
JUST TRYING OUT SOME HTML TAGS SORRY
 
Rei
2001-07-12 08:17:25 PM  
Sure, I think I'll try out some HTML too ;)

-= rei =-


07-12-01 07:23:03 PM
Drew


(still testing)
 
Rei
2001-07-12 08:20:39 PM  
Awww.. guess they do filter out a lot of tags ;) Oh well, no fake posting ;) Well, it could be done, but it'd take too much work ;)

-= rei =-
 
2001-07-12 08:21:25 PM  
boobies fark shiat coont
 
2001-07-13 12:20:59 AM  
Damn, Sdystyk, that'd be sweet.

"Yeah, I'm probably going to need some fragmentation/incendiary grenades, a large cache of AKMS', H&K MP5 and 10's, about 10,000 rounds of mixed ammo, and better throw in an SA-7 surface to air missle or 4 while you're at it..... and boobies... lots and lots of boobies....."
 
2001-07-13 12:35:49 AM  
Makes you want to hug an american cop,or at least buy them a donut
 
2001-07-13 12:37:41 AM  
"It's jungle justice!"
 
2001-07-13 02:12:15 AM  
Are they stupid? I woulda grabbed my dad's .357 Magnum and waited for the SOBs! That's just pathetic!
 
2001-07-13 03:45:57 AM  
yeah, rei. people were doing that for a while. it was annoying, but it was never too convincing.
 
fph
2001-07-13 05:46:11 AM  
LadyAlexa: Like it said, they operate in large groups. You wouldn't have stood a chance.
 
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