Unbreakable

Yeah...that's the ticket.

"she does believe she has an angel perched on her shoulder"

Sounds to me like her angel wants her dead but is just really incompetent.

I think that if I were her I'd be looking for any little bit of good luck I could find, short of shoving an entire horse shoe up my arse.

People think I'm a little paranoid when I walk a mile to avoid a manhole

It's not at all paranoid to image that a tentacle just short of a mile long will reach out of a manhole to grab you. You're just being cautious.

That's one wacky story. I doubt the whole "unwitting" thing about pantsing Mr. Rogers, though. Women were aching for a bit of fun with him for years and years. She just had the moxie to do it.

Sounds like she knows what she's talking about.

Attention whore!!

Sometimes I feel that way, too.

Shot at and missed,
shiat at and hit.

Why do these people always have to be ugly/crazy cat lady types.

For once I would like to see a hottie in a story like this.

You know they type that has to get laid every 2 hours or its bad luck? Where is she at?

I would not hit the Pixie.

gallo caldo
She just had the moxie to do it.

23-skidoo?

TA-DA!?

/ The Aristocrats!

I know that lady very well. As a matter of fact, this weekend we are going for a hot air baloon ride over the gator farm.

See? Proof that there is a God up there watching over us.


And that he's an evil prick.

"Dying doesn't scare me, but living scares the crap out of me," Rogers said.

Ha!

Shut........UP: Sounds to me like her angel wants her dead but is just really incompetent.


Wanted for questioning:



/You're a mean drunk, Clarence.

WTF??? That biotch needs to stay in the kitchen where she belongs.

My Liver Hurts: I think that if I were her I'd be looking for any little bit of good luck I could find, short of shoving an entire horse shoe up my arse.

with luck that bad you might need the whole horse...and a couple of rabbits.

She saw his Big Bird.



/apologies to Fred, RIP

She forgot to mention the very FIRST bit of bad fortune she ever had...God made her ugly as shiat.

I'm a dehydrated bat, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.....



/got nothing.

FTFA:
"living scares the crap out of me."

ASSHAT

Does she do anal?

Stuck in a manhole is more like it...

The Dover-Foxcroft woman said she knows there is a purpose for her life, aside from undressing a television star and serving as a target for other humans and Mother Nature, she's just not sure what it is.

It's obvious, her purpose in life is to increase insurance rates.

Wow, she pulled down Mr. Roger's trunks and exposed his land of make-believe?

So this children's television fluffer is being interviewed about her bad luck? And she walks a mile to avoid manholes? What is wrong with this picture?

As I RTFA I realized no one would post a comment that could make the truth funnier. Even Johnny Knoxville would have a hard time keeping up with the ol' girl. Her life is comedy gold.

/and then I read gorgor's comment.

FTW!

Sounds like she's a real life 'Final Destination' character.

I bet she DOES do anal! Now that I know that....would definitely hit it!

I'd hit it...with a falling anvil. Or maybe a piano.

MrStench Wow, she pulled down Mr. Roger's trunks and exposed his land of make-believe?

nope, just his trolley.

At what point did she trip and stub her face?

Sounds to me like she has an acute lack of situational awareness. Every single tragedy she's experienced was avoidable, had she recognized the signs of impending disaster.

/Unavailable for comment

Answers to the name of "Lucky".

She's a witch! Burn her!


J/K

sdtangler

Agreed. A clear case of DCS (Dumb Coont Syndrome)

/approves

Putting "helped Fred Rogers get naked" in the headline is not fair. How can anyone pass up reading that kind of article?

Again - Mr Rogers was a cool dude. Apologized for her exposing him. Outstanding.

Why did they leave out "...and also a victim of having a truck load of ugly trees roll over her..." from the story?

Tada!

Yea, but is she hot?

/yea, now I'll go back and read the thread.

Darwin, cleanup in Aisle 7.

Cleanup in Aisle 7

I'm down with that.

Ok, I RTFA and RTFT. I even looked at her pic, meh, I've hit worse at least she has been with Mr. Rogers. I'd hit it and then ask her how it was compaired to Fred.

/I heard he was a Navy Seal, is that true?
//RIP Good Sir, you had class.

she's probably down to seeds and stems too

But you've gotta admire that reporter. I wouldn't go near this jinxed dumbo. My hat is off to Diana Bowley.

the bats were prolly looking for a place to nest

ftfa: "Dying doesn't scare me, but living scares the crap out of me," Rogers said.

Aaaaand stolen for future sig use.

subby You forgot the part where she took a severe beating by the ugly stick.

Wasn't she also Vigo the Butch?

saw the pic...now i know why god wants her dead

Egon: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.

Peter Venkman: 105 years old, he hung in there, didn't he?

Ray: He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.

Peter Venkman: Ouch.

Winston: Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?

Egon: No, not exactly a man of the people. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.

Peter Venkman: Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?

Ray: And dig this, there was a prophecy. Just before his head died, his last words were "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back."

/She's obviously Vigo reborn, in female form

A bushy mass of long, reddish curls frame Rogers' round, cherubic face. A floor-length broomstick skirt and a billowy blouse cover her short frame. Her arms, neck and fingers are adorned with silver. "I'm like a magpie. I go for anything shiny,' she explained.

one minute it's all pretty hair and shiny bracelets, the next you've got a pissing bat all up ons and a lightning bolt attracted by your cheap gold-plated bangle.

/You'd better not be back there j*cking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God...

At least a couple of her "bad luck" incidents were attempts at self-Darwination. Plus she's ugly, so my sympathy level is actually negative.

I think her guardian angel wants her to keep eating all those Wendy's Bacon Cheezeburgers. That face is anything but cherubic.

specialk111
Sorry bud, I got there first.

Kudos for posting the whole exchange though.

/not myspace kudos.

Damn, lady needs to learn how to pay attention. She has "inattentive spacecase" written all over her. You know nobody has that many accidents unless they are perpetually Lost In Space.

Sure, she saw King Friday, but did she then try to cop a McFeeley?

/speedy delivery!

Two years later, a metal bangle bracelet on her arm attracted a bolt of lightning, but her injuries were much less severe, Rogers noted.


...what? since when is lightning attracted to large, tacky jewelry? That's such crap.

TFA: . Each time they screamed, the frightened bat dug its claws into her scalp and urinated

This is one of those things that would be horrible if it happened to me. But, since it happened to someone else, it's hilarious.

/Window seat.

"I can only save you so many times."

Bangor?
Nah not even with yours.

Too bad she won't have a house full of broken mirrors. She needs them.

FTA: [Rogers] does believe she has an angel perched on her shoulder.

Yeah...a mean, bitter, sadistic angel that wants her dead.

I'd hit it....


with a train!

I doubt much of that was actually true.

Attention Lady ; God hates you. That is all.

This woman has 40# balls of silver for taking all this trouble and saying, Dying doesn’t scare me, but living scares the crap out of me."

At least she didn't fall on hard ground, but instead on some delicious, creamy nougat.

I used to think the "Murder She Wrote" lady would be someone to run from, but I think this gal would bring worse luck to anyone around her.

just end it now. Someone. Plees?