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		Woman -- who's been shot at, mugged, struck by lightning twice; has fallen into a manhole and off a cruise ship; was strangled; helped Fred Rogers get naked -- explains she won't walk under ladders because it's bad luck (pic) (bangordailynews.com)		89
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Bob Down		2007-05-21 10:58:06 AM

Unbreakable

Kyosuke		2007-05-21 11:03:53 AM

Yeah...that's the ticket.

Shut........UP		2007-05-21 11:12:33 AM

"she does believe she has an angel perched on her shoulder"

Sounds to me like her angel wants her dead but is just really incompetent.

My Liver Hurts		2007-05-21 11:38:30 AM

I think that if I were her I'd be looking for any little bit of good luck I could find, short of shoving an entire horse shoe up my arse.

Unright		2007-05-21 11:39:12 AM

People think I'm a little paranoid when I walk a mile to avoid a manhole

It's not at all paranoid to image that a tentacle just short of a mile long will reach out of a manhole to grab you. You're just being cautious.

NikolaiFarkoff		2007-05-21 11:51:42 AM

Yeah, she "fell" into that manhole. She wasn't stopping by on a booty call or anything.

/sincerely, chud

DaCricket		2007-05-21 12:26:40 PM

submitter: she won't walk under ladders as it's bad luck

I wouldn't either in her place.

gallo caldo		2007-05-21 12:54:42 PM

That's one wacky story. I doubt the whole "unwitting" thing about pantsing Mr. Rogers, though. Women were aching for a bit of fun with him for years and years. She just had the moxie to do it.

Phil McKraken		2007-05-21 01:35:05 PM

Sounds like she knows what she's talking about.

dudeirock5		2007-05-21 01:36:59 PM

Attention whore!!

MooseBayou		2007-05-21 01:37:04 PM

Sometimes I feel that way, too.

Shot at and missed,
shiat at and hit.

Three legged dog		2007-05-21 01:37:43 PM

Why do these people always have to be ugly/crazy cat lady types.

For once I would like to see a hottie in a story like this.

You know they type that has to get laid every 2 hours or its bad luck? Where is she at?

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson		2007-05-21 01:37:49 PM

I would not hit the Pixie.

Richard_M_Nixon		2007-05-21 01:38:04 PM

gallo caldo
She just had the moxie to do it.

23-skidoo?

falkensmaze		2007-05-21 01:38:10 PM

If she didn't have bad luck, she'd have no luck at all.

dionysusaur		2007-05-21 01:38:25 PM

TA-DA!?

/ The Aristocrats!

TheMadDefenestrator		2007-05-21 01:39:34 PM

Subby gypped me! there wasn't a pic of a naked Fred Rogers anywhere in that article!

RabidCanary		2007-05-21 01:40:26 PM

I know that lady very well. As a matter of fact, this weekend we are going for a hot air baloon ride over the gator farm.

Calli		2007-05-21 01:40:28 PM

See? Proof that there is a God up there watching over us.

And that he's an evil prick.

IntelligenceDeficitDisorder		2007-05-21 01:40:35 PM

"Dying doesn't scare me, but living scares the crap out of me," Rogers said.

Ha!

Denial_of_Death		2007-05-21 01:40:53 PM

Shut........UP: Sounds to me like her angel wants her dead but is just really incompetent.

Wanted for questioning:

i15.photobucket.com

/You're a mean drunk, Clarence.

greaser_77		2007-05-21 01:41:23 PM

WTF??? That biotch needs to stay in the kitchen where she belongs.

spleef420		2007-05-21 01:42:26 PM

My Liver Hurts: I think that if I were her I'd be looking for any little bit of good luck I could find, short of shoving an entire horse shoe up my arse.

with luck that bad you might need the whole horse...and a couple of rabbits.

toonz		2007-05-21 01:45:17 PM

She saw his Big Bird.

www.medaloffreedom.com

/apologies to Fred, RIP

millertrey		2007-05-21 01:45:17 PM

She forgot to mention the very FIRST bit of bad fortune she ever had...God made her ugly as shiat.

radioshack		2007-05-21 01:46:13 PM

I'm a dehydrated bat, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.....

/got nothing.

eek!		2007-05-21 01:46:34 PM

FTFA:
"living scares the crap out of me."

ASSHAT

gorgor		2007-05-21 01:47:12 PM

Does she do anal?

MrkMiddle		2007-05-21 01:48:04 PM

Stuck in a manhole is more like it...

GizmoMkI		2007-05-21 01:48:39 PM

The Dover-Foxcroft woman said she knows there is a purpose for her life, aside from undressing a television star and serving as a target for other humans and Mother Nature, she's just not sure what it is.

It's obvious, her purpose in life is to increase insurance rates.

MrStench		2007-05-21 01:48:59 PM

Wow, she pulled down Mr. Roger's trunks and exposed his land of make-believe?

Incredulous		2007-05-21 01:49:54 PM

Rasputin probably wouldn't walk under ladders, either.

GreatNOD		2007-05-21 01:50:06 PM

She's "That girl"

shipofthesun		2007-05-21 01:50:33 PM

So this children's television fluffer is being interviewed about her bad luck? And she walks a mile to avoid manholes? What is wrong with this picture?

fappomatic		2007-05-21 01:51:50 PM

As I RTFA I realized no one would post a comment that could make the truth funnier. Even Johnny Knoxville would have a hard time keeping up with the ol' girl. Her life is comedy gold.

/and then I read gorgor's comment.

FTW!

idrow		2007-05-21 01:51:50 PM

Sounds like she's a real life 'Final Destination' character.

millertrey		2007-05-21 01:53:06 PM

I bet she DOES do anal! Now that I know that....would definitely hit it!

THE HouseCat		2007-05-21 01:53:41 PM

GreatNOD		2007-05-21 01:54:50 PM

Her dad was unvailable for comment

tortilla burger		2007-05-21 01:54:55 PM

I'd hit it...with a falling anvil. Or maybe a piano.

toonz		2007-05-21 01:55:30 PM

MrStench Wow, she pulled down Mr. Roger's trunks and exposed his land of make-believe?

nope, just his trolley.

JAMBO!!!		2007-05-21 01:56:51 PM

At what point did she trip and stub her face?

sdtangler		2007-05-21 01:57:15 PM

Sounds to me like she has an acute lack of situational awareness. Every single tragedy she's experienced was avoidable, had she recognized the signs of impending disaster.

RenegadJew		2007-05-21 01:57:15 PM

/Unavailable for comment

Oznog		2007-05-21 02:00:18 PM

Answers to the name of "Lucky".

ishot2pac		2007-05-21 02:02:57 PM

She's a witch! Burn her!

J/K

trippdogg		2007-05-21 02:03:03 PM

sdtangler

Agreed. A clear case of DCS (Dumb Coont Syndrome)

Badoozie		2007-05-21 02:03:14 PM

thelordofcheese		2007-05-21 02:03:39 PM

/approves

rufus-t-firefly		2007-05-21 02:05:12 PM

Putting "helped Fred Rogers get naked" in the headline is not fair. How can anyone pass up reading that kind of article?

Again - Mr Rogers was a cool dude. Apologized for her exposing him. Outstanding.

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