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2007-05-21 03:24:21 PM
"It is taking acid and X at the same time."

You learn something new every day.

Sounds like a bizarre combination...
 
2007-05-21 03:24:54 PM
candy flipping is mixing e and acid.
 
2007-05-21 03:26:04 PM
Mr_Fabulous

I'll second that, but the poster whom you quoted also fails:

This seems to have been written by someone who has neither done drugs or had sex.

/neither-nor
//either-or
///let's call the whole thing off
 
2007-05-21 03:26:32 PM
I started a thread about candy flipping? Go figure.

/I just heard on NPR on Friday that based on supply and market costs... ecstasy is considered "dead".

Just, you know.. because they said so.
 
2007-05-21 03:28:24 PM
Bhopper: Incidentally, I do not believe it is even possible to have sex while candy flipping. Maybe at the end, but certainly not in th thick of things...

Perhaps my brain is wired differently.. (well.. I KNOW it is... but that is another thread) but I don't see how you could NOT have sex while candy flipping.

/At least, thats what I read. I don't know anything about it personally.
 
2007-05-21 03:32:00 PM
Mouserue
Nothing more pathetic than hearing aging liberals talk about their "wild years".

So what did conservatives do, read books and build model cars every Sunday after church?
 
2007-05-21 03:33:04 PM
Shadow Blasko: but I don't see how you could NOT have sex while candy flipping.

The other two girls at the party are ~350 lbs.

Unless you plan on making a sandwich ;)
 
2007-05-21 03:34:14 PM
I've had sex on a lot of different drugs, with a lot of different type of women. X, coke, pot, alcohol, speed...etc, etc.

X: Intense sex, but neither side could achieve the big 'O'. But the sex was so good we didn't care at that point.

But the best, by far, has to be smoke a little pot, take a couple Alleve...and you are turned into a porn star (at least for me). Go as long as you want, do what you want. Your gf will love it. You get VERY relaxed, but are still conscious of everything, and everything just seems easier. And you aren't worried/stressed about anything else. And the sex is the best...from the start to the finish.

And they are right...normal sex afterwards just isn't as intense.
 
2007-05-21 03:35:35 PM
WTF?!? that was the dumbest article i have ever read. most drugs combine quite nicely with sex. allow me to elaborate...

weed: enhances and slows things down a bit. great way to start the foreplay as well. (plus smoking is teh sexay)

extacy: fantastic sex drug. guys should be careful not to do too much though or you may experience performance issues. made my wife orgasm without even touching her kitty while on x.

cocaine: if you like it hotter, harder, faster and longer this is for you. also a great way to get that girl outta the bar and back to your apartment. (why is it so many girls go gaga over the stuff?) again guys, too much causes performance issues. especially when combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

painkillers: great if you want to give her teh buttsecks. sometimes difficult to reach orgasm.

avoid acid, mushrooms and heroin. acid/shrooms sex usually ends up in laughter or we get distracted and go back to xbox. heroin just feels so good by itself you won't need sex.

/just call me dr. feelgood
 
2007-05-21 03:36:43 PM
If sex on drugs is fantastic you would like to repeat it. Normal sex will never be the same again. You start chasing the next ultimate experience and before you know it you are unable to have an old-fashioned intercourse!


LIES! Normal sex is wonderful, but I still to this day remember very fondly my last 6 hour drug-induced blow my mind fark fest.
 
2007-05-21 03:40:18 PM
I've had sex on X. While it was the most mind blowing marathon experience Ive had the pleasure to well, um... experience. I wouldn't say that it has ruined sex for me. Sex is still good no matter what state of mind you might be visiting. In my experience the sex ruined the drugs, because now all I want to do is fark when Im high on anything.

/ Doesn't happen nearly as often as I would like.
// The sex part that is.
/// Actually, dont do much of either anymore :(
 
2007-05-21 03:45:17 PM
I tried ecstasy with the full intention of having sex on it- but unfotunately had bad results. I never made it to the sex. I ended up feeling like my heart was going to beat out of my chest and being really panicky. I felt kind of faint/nauseous and had to hold really still and have reassurance from my boyfriend the whole time. He also didn't find it that great. WTF. Am I doing it wrong? LOL.
 
2007-05-21 03:51:16 PM
Is it just me, or is there something INCREDIBLY hot about naked girls doing bong hits? If it's wrong, I don't want to be right...

/probably smokes too much ganja...
 
2007-05-21 03:52:33 PM
My woman is always under the influence when we have sex. Nothing lame like coke though. Roofies all the way.
 
2007-05-21 03:52:48 PM
lilplatinum
Shadow Blasko

Its been a while but I recall not really having the attention span for sex while candy flipping.


Sex was the LAST thing on my mind when I candy flipped. Of course though, that could have been cause I was at my first warehouse rave in Baltimore, I was only 16, I got seperated from my friends and was WIGGED out of my mind
 
2007-05-21 03:53:24 PM
I tried to have sex on ecstasy once. I ended up just dancing like a villain all night.
 
2007-05-21 03:54:19 PM
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2007-05-21 03:54:49 PM
farky fark

...pretty much sums things up for me, too.

I think whoever wrote this article is just jealous cause, a) he/she is too much a tight-wad to do drugs, and b) other people are having it so good.
 
2007-05-21 03:55:05 PM
Ecstacy, Foreplay, Full Body Massage.

You haven't had Mind Boggling, Toe Curling, Multi-Orgasmic Sex until you've tried it with the happy hormone.


//So I've heard.
 
2007-05-21 03:57:30 PM
Gldm

Oh and for all you uninformed people, candy flipping is ecstasy + LSD. Not really my idea of fun, as I've had a bad run-in with LSD before and have decided to stay away. My other half likes it sometimes though. Weed I find makes me too distracted to enjoy things usually so I'm not amazingly fond of that either though a little bit can be good for relaxing. For real fun you want 2C-B + a little bit of MDMA/MDA + some amyl/isobutyl nitrite. :)

foxy and x went really well for me.
 
2007-05-21 03:59:33 PM
MasterThief: Or you end up with something else that keeps you up nights, has to be fed for 18 years, and takes most of your salary...

well um there are these things called abortions
 
2007-05-21 04:03:46 PM
one.evil.mofo
Is it just me, or is there something INCREDIBLY hot about naked girls doing bong hits? If it's wrong, I don't want to be right...


From one mofo to another, I hear ya buddy. Unfortunately, my g/f doesn't smoke...

/she's not a nag about me smoking though, so, cool.
 
2007-05-21 04:05:48 PM
I think the author of the article is a slut.
 
2007-05-21 04:14:57 PM
Here in central floirda, x and acid together is called "trolling". The more you know.
 
2007-05-21 04:20:23 PM
...because after you've done it on drugs long enough it ceases to be fun without them.
 
2007-05-21 04:21:59 PM
submitter: Five reasons to not have sex on drugs


WTF is this crap.
Ive had some great sex on drugs.
Ive had some great sex off drugs.
Ive had some great drugs.

This artical is bullshiat for pre-teens.
 
2007-05-21 04:24:05 PM
Because you'll get pills stuck in your butt crack?
 
2007-05-21 04:24:29 PM
Try the party pack

lsd + ecstasy + Ketamine


WHOOOOOO
 
2007-05-21 04:24:50 PM
pvd021 2007-05-21 03:55:05 PM

Ecstacy, Foreplay, Full Body Massage.

I'll have what they're having please!!!

/ Ah memories from the good ol days of techno, dancing, and drugs...
 
2007-05-21 04:24:55 PM
Ha! See I was always a Desginated Driver in College. Most of the guys had no idea why. See they would drink and drop and toke while little old me would be as sober as anything. I'd drive everyone home with what ever they picked up and then as everyone kept doing their deal I would quitely watch and well, I think you farkers know where this is going. Good ol'John would have the limpit problem or Ricky would start puking and I was there to service those lovely tramps. Mmm, I got some good threesomes that way. And somehow at the same time was known as pretty straitlaced and squeaky clean, not interested in fooling around.

My whole reputation made it easy as pie to cook acid in my dorm room. I was one of the chemistry lab asst. so I had access to the best equipment. I bought a new Harley in 1990 for cash with what I made off of selling acid in college, I wish I had bought a car instead.
 
2007-05-21 04:25:40 PM
MasterThief: Or you end up with something else that keeps you up nights, has to be fed for 18 years, and takes most of your salary...

West_Side_Charlie:A trophy wife?

XD

marylander: well um there are these things called abortions

Not if you're a) the guy and b) she doesn't say anything until you come back from Basic Training and she's already six months along.

/Yes, that is how it happened. They had actually broken up a few months before Basic Training, and then she shows up at his welcome home party visibly pregnant. Hell of a thing to come home to...
 
2007-05-21 04:26:06 PM
farky fark

avoid ... mushrooms ..

I dunno. My gf and I had a go while on shrooms.. before we knew it, it was three hours later. Neither of us 'finished', but the feeling of melting into each other was fantastic. Had to keep my eyes open, though, as closing them was far too distracting.
 
2007-05-21 04:27:13 PM
ErikShocker said it best:

Just don't have sex on speed.

/really
//ruined the excitement of regular sex for me for a year
///aside from that I really don't see the harm in anything else
 
2007-05-21 04:36:38 PM
IdBeCrazyIf - There is a reason most swing people are drug free. ;)

In my experience that's not true at all. I never even have to bring it up, it just always does. A little drinky drinky smoky smoky does get everyone in the groove.
 
2007-05-21 04:41:03 PM
Yea, I agree with k00k, most all of the swingers I know claim D&D free but the smoke the weed freely.

Weed will make you sex someone you might not normally sex with. In my case it was a 45 yo woman, good body, great sex, butter face. I did her a couple more times just to see if the sex was really that good. It was, of course I was just 23 at the time.
 
2007-05-21 04:41:08 PM
That read like it was written by a high schooler. A very uninformed high schooler.
 
2007-05-21 04:46:42 PM
Let's see...Viagra is a drug, right?
 
2007-05-21 04:48:38 PM
Reason #1 - This looked good to you when you were on drugs:

i113.photobucket.com

/ you sick bastard
 
2007-05-21 04:52:05 PM
This reminds me of the time I told the Students for Abstinence in college that if they wanted kids to abstain from sex they should save the cash spent on pamphlets and meetings and just give out whiskey at parties.

/whiskey dick = it could happen to YOU!
 
2007-05-21 04:52:05 PM
k00k: In my experience that's not true at all. I never even have to bring it up, it just always does. A little drinky drinky smoky smoky does get everyone in the groove.

Most every profile is going to be DnD free, and having anything or being under the influence will get you kicked from most of the clubs.

I mean do what you want, just saying. Being clear headed lets you go longer and generally speaking focus better on the act at hand.
 
2007-05-21 04:53:41 PM
I prefer to share needles with women I just met before having unprotected sex. It's just....magical.
 
2007-05-21 04:55:04 PM
It's really great how all you farktards are promoting drugs to every single insecure teen reading this thread.

While the original article might be a bit on the fear-mongering side, you guys might as well hand out X at the school entry...

/drugs are bad, mkay? :P
 
2007-05-21 05:00:06 PM
1/8 tab of Viagra, half hour of nipple message, and the personal relaxation device with boyfriend helping = rocking, rolling orgasms!
//Viagra works for the ladies, too. He'd take some, I'd take some. Pot free for 26 years, alcohol free for 19 years, and still have fun. Quit doing other drugs a long time ago. Life is wierd enough being straight.
 
2007-05-21 05:01:41 PM
infantry: foxy and x went really well for me.

Foxy = 5MeO-DiPT. Tried it, messed with my time sense a lot. By a lot I mean when mixed with 2C-B newyears eve was about 2 weeks long.

2C-B = Nexus. Main reason I do that is well, it's all I can get around here. Mostly with MD(M)A in the mix according to testing but sometimes just by itself. If I had to put them on a scale, MDMA is more empathogen, 2C-B is a bit more halucinogen but you'll have more drive and less performance problems, and Foxy makes you want to do it all night but isn't as warm and fuzzy as the others. At least in my experience.

Want some real fun? MDA + Zolpidem (Ambien/Stilnox). At least, I think it was fun. It tends to wipe the memory of the evening but I'm told it was a great time. ;)

Just avoid meth, it will eat you. Personally I'm saving heroin for one time only when I've got something terminal. If I'm going out it's going to be fun and at a time of my choosing.
 
2007-05-21 05:06:12 PM
On speed I can't get it up and too busy chatting anyway, on acid/mushrooms I'm too busy smelling colours/talking to trees, but everything else seems to work ok. Best bj ever was on extasy - she took hours and hours. Coke does dehidrate as someone above mentioned, so keep water bottles handy. It does go on quite a bit, and sometimes you just stop out of sheer exhaustion.

/two cents
//artical writer is an eediot
 
2007-05-21 05:08:47 PM
I've never had sex on drugs. I've had to jack off like it was going out of style though. :(

/:(
 
2007-05-21 05:09:34 PM
Yeah, but don't forget about the reason for having sex on drugs.

(Hint: there's only one!)

Bukharin lays it down, thumpety-thump, like it is. Time to ditch this pre-teen gathering....
 
2007-05-21 05:11:32 PM
X and Sex is the most amazing experience ever...........Is like your bodies become one........touching feels electric.......Lets Blow Up!!!!!!
 
2007-05-21 05:16:22 PM
expand your mind, square!
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2007-05-21 05:21:23 PM
{bighed213 2007-05-21 03:32:00 PM
Mouserue
Nothing more pathetic than hearing aging liberals talk about their "wild years".

So what did conservatives do, read books and build model cars every Sunday after church?}

Conservatives go without.
 
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