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(TMZ.com)   John Mayer/ Jessica Simpson split. No wonder, considering all the silly faces he makes just while playing guitar   (tmz.com) divider line 27
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rainbow sprinkles
2007-05-19 12:18:36 AM
His regular face is pretty bad too.
 
radioberlin
2007-05-19 12:19:56 AM
John is going to cry into a tub of ice cream and put on his safety sweater.
 
tokyogirl79
2007-05-19 12:38:22 AM
You know, for the longest time my friends & I all believed that John Mayer was mentally challenged. We didn't know whether he just looked insipid on a daily basis or if we should applaud the music industry for letting John Mayer play.
 
Trik
2007-05-19 12:47:20 AM
he got tired of her dads booty calls
 
glave27
2007-05-19 01:06:50 AM
Bah. He probably played 18 holes on her body then actually talked to her. Or, he dropped his pants and it took her this long to stop laughing. Either way, I don't care very much.
 
the_colonel
2007-05-19 01:40:23 AM
This just proves the saying of a wise comedian: no matter how hot a girl is, there always some dude who was tired of putting up with her shiat.
 
cxjohn
2007-05-19 01:57:19 AM
Salute to The colonel!
 
SpiritFire
2007-05-19 02:30:47 AM
It took him this long to figure out how fake she is?!?
 
Bon_Scott
2007-05-19 04:16:42 AM
Everybody on this thread has turned down dates with Jessica Simpson. So, they're in an excellent position to cast judgement.

/The need for self-affirmation is running wild on this thread.

SpiritFire, sorry she was so utterly disappointing to you in REAL life.
 
dramatools [TotalFark]
2007-05-19 10:11:33 AM
Any bets on which top-heavy starlet Mayer hooks up with next?

/Jennifer Love Hewitt
//Jessica Simpson
///Yes, Mayer likes the boobies.
 
oldandwiser
2007-05-19 10:52:29 AM
Is he the guy that mumbles when he sings? I think I saw him in a PBS show.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2007-05-19 10:54:50 AM
dramatools: Any bets on which top-heavy starlet Mayer hooks up with next?

I'm guessing he farks Scarlett Johansson next.
 
Fun Dumpster
2007-05-19 10:56:38 AM
More power to him for nailing the chesty types. Guy seems to have a sense of humor about himself and his place in the crap music scene, and is still hitting up some nice looking women with moderate looks.

/like the guy, not his music
 
caamando
2007-05-19 12:00:01 PM
where the hell are the pics of jessica simpson?
 
IlGreven
2007-05-19 12:25:44 PM
Fun Dumpster, should I lay odds that the only thing you've heard of his is "Your Body Is a Wonderland"?

/He has decent stuff...
//Radio just ain't playin' that...
 
Fun Dumpster
2007-05-19 01:05:28 PM
IlGreven:

I've given his music a listen, it's nothing that really does much for me. I will give credit where credit is due though; his cover of Radiohead's Kid A is farking nice. It's a personal favorite.
 
Rye_
2007-05-19 01:42:42 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
lelio
2007-05-19 02:57:17 PM
John Mayer is on Time's 100 Most Influential list? I weep for humanity.
 
Troublemakers A.C.
2007-05-19 03:09:51 PM
partyends.com
 
Kygz
2007-05-19 03:43:51 PM
God bless the U.S.A.
trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com
/just needed to make this thread a little more interesting.
 
5150cd
2007-05-19 04:27:00 PM
I want to fark her and punch her, so I think I'll just Donkey Punch her.
 
floridian62
2007-05-19 05:09:49 PM
he should hit jessica biel next.

work his way through the jessicas.
 
Blue Amber
2007-05-19 09:29:31 PM
www.thedenverchannel.com


I think they realized what their future offspring would look like and did the world a favor.
 
pblancher
2007-05-19 10:23:39 PM
She probably got sick of his "o" face.
www.armscontrolwonk.com
 
gimmeasammich
2007-05-20 03:31:50 AM
He does seem to prefer the "J" names.

How many of those Duggar kids are of legal age?

/obscure?
//nah, this is Fark!
 
markiedog
2007-05-21 07:51:44 AM
gimmeasammich

LOL You sick bastard.
 
busy chillin'
2007-05-21 12:55:42 PM
That's enough John Mayer
 
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