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(CBS46)   Authorities say the man used pliers, box cutters and etching blades he bought at a hardware store to pull teeth, fill cavities and create dentures   (cbs46.com) divider line 79
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2007-05-17 09:35:25 AM
www.myimagebuddy.com

Now let me just finish up with this um er "test application" and I'll get right to you. Why do I use tooth whitening gel for my sink? I'm guess I just love dentistry that much. I guarantee your teeth will be whiter Ms. Jimenez.

You do know that dentist/patient confidentiality prevents me from telling anyone that I put my caulk in your mouth and thankfully no one at consumer affairs will be able to understand your muffled jabberings.

Anyhew, ABRE LA BOCA!
 
2007-05-17 12:29:25 PM
Why is Frodo caulking a sink?
 
2007-05-17 12:31:26 PM
Why not just go to the dentistry supply store? You can buy ANY tool or filling compound, impression material, anything. And you don't need a license. How do you think all those "grillz" get made?
 
2007-05-17 12:31:40 PM
It must be hard to floss with all of that caulking, brap. It least this guy looks like he got the right color.
 
2007-05-17 12:31:52 PM
Okay that made me feel uneasy all of the sudden.
 
2007-05-17 12:32:21 PM
Don't all dentists do this?
 
2007-05-17 12:33:08 PM
Jesus Casanova? Holy crap, I bet that guy gets a lot of tail.

/ But seriously, the second I read the headline I knew the guy was Hispanic. For some reason, in 'home dental/medical office' stories the perp is always Hispanic.
 
2007-05-17 12:34:00 PM
You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth!

What time is it when you go to the dentist?

2:30 (tooth-hurty).
 
2007-05-17 12:35:19 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
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2007-05-17 12:35:56 PM
reminds me of the old mr. bean episode where he goes to the dentist, ends up knocking the dentist out and he tries to do his own dental work. comedy gold.
 
2007-05-17 12:36:42 PM
maintenance workers entered the apartment to repair a water leak. He says they saw dental equipment and called police.

People need to learn to mind their own business.
 
Ral
2007-05-17 12:37:00 PM
www.musical.it

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2007-05-17 12:39:42 PM
Jesus Urdaneta-Casanova

OH Casanova!
 
2007-05-17 12:41:44 PM
www.thesmokinggun.com

This guy was doing dentistry in his garage.
 
2007-05-17 12:41:55 PM
Thank you Ral, that's exactly what I was thinking.
 
2007-05-17 12:43:53 PM
xtex: Why is Frodo caulking a sink?

Valinor is in Mexico?
 
2007-05-17 12:44:01 PM
What are etching blades?
 
2007-05-17 12:44:26 PM
i9.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-17 12:46:02 PM
What's up with the Botox ad at the top of the page?

You can make the face/eyes move around.

Kinda creepy.
 
2007-05-17 12:46:30 PM
From TFA: Two weeks ago, authorities in west Georgia arrested an illegal immigrant on charges that he ran an unlicensed dental practice out of his home in Carrollton.


See? They even take our dental jorbs.
 
2007-05-17 12:47:03 PM
Authorities say the man used pliers, box cutters and etching blades he bought at a hardware store to pull teeth, fill cavities and create dentures

And the repairers took one look and just knew it was a dental surgery! The mind boggles at what must be normal dentistry to them.
 
2007-05-17 12:47:07 PM
I'm just glad he bought all these tools at a hardware store. It's important to the story. I shudder to think what would have happened had he purchased them from an internet retailer.
 
2007-05-17 12:47:48 PM
xtex: Why is Frodo caulking a sink?

www.ironrealms.com
'cause Frodo loves teh caulk!
 
2007-05-17 12:48:34 PM
www.richardwilsonarchive.com

Thanks for the memory, darth_nick23. I LOL'd. I love Mr. Bean.
 
2007-05-17 12:50:13 PM
img264.imageshack.us
 
2007-05-17 12:52:21 PM
i159.photobucket.com
/approves
 
2007-05-17 12:52:27 PM
i161.photobucket.com

/approves
 
2007-05-17 12:53:27 PM
My *very* competent and excellent Dentist made my temporary (4 month) bridges by hand... free hand, with a pocket knife and some sandpaper.

/Pulled one of my own teeth with a set of needle nose vice grips, but that story is for another day. See profile if you really wanna know.
 
2007-05-17 12:55:46 PM
Hey, at least it wasn't my tax dollars paying for it
 
2007-05-17 12:56:57 PM
lhclubs: 'cause Frodo loves teh caulk!

Wow .. just .. .wow.


double pun.. Beautiful. A+++ would read again.

/even if it is disturbing as hell.
 
2007-05-17 12:58:40 PM
Shadow Blasko

/Pulled one of my own teeth with a set of needle nose vice grips, but that story is for another day. See profile if you really wanna know.

Your profile doesn't explain a whole lot, other than some form of interest in bondage.
 
2007-05-17 12:59:17 PM
Quick, hand me that dog turd.

MacGruber!
 
2007-05-17 01:00:34 PM
Just had a look at your profile - so you're the guy I mis-messaged instead of my significant other the other night. Funny coincidence, that.
 
2007-05-17 01:01:03 PM
Shadow Blasko /Pulled one of my own teeth with a set of needle nose vice grips, but that story is for another day. See profile if you really wanna know.

Once, when I was marooned on this topical island, I had to knock out one of my own teeth with an ice skate.

True story. Very painful.

/ Don't ask me how I got my hands on an ice skate on a tropical island. It's a long story.
 
2007-05-17 01:03:28 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2007-05-17 01:03:47 PM
I'm really surprised no one made a british joke yet. Wasn't there some british guy a while ago who had to fix his own teeth with stuff like that?
 
2007-05-17 01:04:09 PM
Thanks lhclubs, I was waiting for someone to pick up on the 'caulk in your mouth' joke.
 
2007-05-17 01:04:27 PM
I remember being in a plane that crashed in the middle of the ocean. I was the only survivor, and washed up on a deserted island. I had a really badly infected tooth, and had to knock it out with the blade of an ice skate.

4 years later...
 
2007-05-17 01:05:32 PM
MooglyGuy: Your profile doesn't explain a whole lot, other than some form of interest in bondage.

Look for the link to Toothy shiat thread/stories one and two.

Adolf_Hilton: / Don't ask me how I got my hands on an ice skate on a tropical island. It's a long story.

Ha ha. Try doing it when the pain is so bad you think you cant breath anymore... And you have no way to get to a medical facility that can assist. It sucked.

/I got over it.
//Copious amounts of rum (post extraction) were involved.
 
2007-05-17 01:05:46 PM
Adolf_Hilton 2007-05-17 01:01:03 PM

D'OH!
 
2007-05-17 01:06:20 PM
MooglyGuy: Your profile doesn't explain a whole lot, other than some form of interest in bondage.

imageigloo.com

Er, wait a second... I think I read that wrong.
 
2007-05-17 01:06:23 PM
Pliers? Luxury. When I was a youth I'd do a complete heart-lung transplant on meself, with nothing more than a rusty can of beans and some silly putty.
 
2007-05-17 01:08:33 PM
Is he ex-military? Honestly, I grew up in a military family and I can tell you that military dentists are butchers. Absolute butchers. I had one pull all of my baby teeth at once with no novacaine. He said 'the shot will hurt more'. I don't know if you've ever seen baby teeth after they've been pulled, but those suckers have roots that are usually absorbed by the adult tooth underneath (I guess that's where they go). I had problems with one little baby tooth so to avoid future problems, he pulled them ALL.

Heh. There were so many of us in my family, my Mother would take us in two at a time, so my sis was in the room, too. When she snuck up to see what the evil army dentist was doing to me (why am I screaming with two big guys holding a 30 pound girl in the chair), he noticed her slinking up and kicked her! At least I wasn't the only one hurting that day. I was five or six years old at the time, she was a year younger.

/Thank you, Fort Lewis for the lifelong phobia. At 37 I'm still scared spitless.
//ja, my teeth are farked up
///gets IV sedation for teeth cleaning
////bites otherwise
Dentists tremble at the mention of my name!
 
2007-05-17 01:10:30 PM
Y'know, looking at what dentists are supposed to use, it all looks like stuff you could buy from any old hardware store. Hoses, pliers, scraping tools. And that molding crap probably is caulk. Not Frodo's, thank goodness...

So I think they just take a pair of pliers, slap a "Dentist's Tool" tag on it, and up the price. That's just my theory, though.
 
2007-05-17 01:11:11 PM
Shadow Blasko //Copious amounts of rum (post extraction) were involved.
^^^^ Theeerree's your problem.
 
2007-05-17 01:12:37 PM
Adolf_Hilton: ^^^^ Theeerree's your problem.

Don't even begin to think you know what the situation was.

And I very rarely drink. Rum just happened to be the only painkiller available at the time.
 
2007-05-17 01:12:49 PM
Ack! Damn filter.

Shadow Blasko //Copious amounts of rum (post extraction) were involved.
Theeerree's your problem -----------------------^^^^
 
2007-05-17 01:14:23 PM
Anorbius: So I think they just take a pair of pliers, slap a "Dentist's Tool" tag on it, and up the price. That's just my theory, though.

Not far from the truth actually.

Of course certain design changes must be made for smoothness, tolerances, and ability to be easily sterilized.

In fact, the "Robo Grip" pliers that were all the rage a few years ago were designed BY a dentist based on an extraction tool for molars.

So, sometimes the tools that end up in your toolbox started in your doctors surgical tray, and sometimes its the other way around.
 
2007-05-17 01:15:35 PM
Adolf_Hilton: Theeerree's your problem -----------------------^^^^

lol. I still don't get what you meant. But okay.
 
2007-05-17 01:16:02 PM
IS IT SAFE?

/shakes fist at Bulk VanDerHuge
 
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