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(Stuff.co.nz)   That incredible entertainer R Kelly has declared himself "the greatest black man alive." In other news, Paris Hilton declares herself "shy, withdrawn and living hand to mouth"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 31
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2007-05-17 12:03:25 AM
Stupid f*cking idiot. When did Nelson Mandela die and let the title fall into the hands of this pedo?
 
2007-05-17 12:10:55 AM
submitter: Paris Hilton declares herself as "shy, withdrawn and living hand to mouth"

hand to mouth? close.
 
2007-05-17 12:11:39 AM
Trapped in the Closet and its dvd commentary were masterpieces.

/Of human stupidity.
 
2007-05-17 12:15:11 AM
Greatest. Black. Man. Ever.
 
2007-05-17 12:40:36 AM
Well I hope he and Kanya West have a good slap fight about it.
 
2007-05-17 02:25:29 AM
No, greatest black man alive is Bubb Rubb.

/woo WOO!
 
2007-05-17 03:27:30 AM
Lucky for him that Michael Jackson isn't black any more, isn't it?

/yeah, I know
 
2007-05-17 04:31:16 AM
call on line one from the dillusional police, mr kelly pick up line one.
 
2007-05-17 06:36:20 AM
In all fairness, he did write Ignition(remix).....
 
2007-05-17 06:53:20 AM
What is it about black entertainers all thinking they are the shiat?
 
2007-05-17 07:03:40 AM
What's he wearing? A piss-deflection mask?

//Gonna pee on yo momma!
 
2007-05-17 08:16:42 AM
more like ass to mouth

/it's never MY idea!
 
2007-05-17 08:21:22 AM
Not exactly a high bar to jump.
 
2007-05-17 09:12:21 AM
Look at that pic in the TFA...LOL

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2007-05-17 09:16:53 AM
www.stuff.co.nz

www.aspiritedlife.com

batman.ugo.com
 
2007-05-17 09:26:25 AM
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2007-05-17 10:09:24 AM
I HATE the people that pass for famous these days.
 
2007-05-17 10:45:34 AM
"I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us."

First of all..No, Wrong.. You have done nothing but churn out crappy music and diddle youngun's..
Please get convicted and find out how great you are in the joint.. Would you like Ranch or Blue Cheese..
 
2007-05-17 10:50:50 AM
"unlikely tag" on vacation?
 
2007-05-17 11:18:50 AM
This guy seriously needs to DIAF.
 
2007-05-17 12:00:09 PM
Hey, what about King Black Man?

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2007-05-17 12:38:00 PM
Let me know when he says he's the new R Budd Dwyer.
 
2007-05-17 01:07:00 PM
R Kelly? Please. Everyone knows it's Omarion.

/Pray
 
2007-05-17 01:44:23 PM
Wait? He didn't get the memo.
I am the greatest!

OK.. not really but if this ******* can claim, so can I
 
2007-05-17 01:50:47 PM
He's the Bobby Brown of our generation.
 
2007-05-17 02:39:15 PM
What a gigantic douche. He needs to DIAF.

Now I'm lighting a fire
now he's jumping in fire
now he's catching on fire
now he's dying by fire
 
2007-05-17 03:00:39 PM
Does that count as racist? Couldn't he have just said the greatest MAN alive?
 
2007-05-17 03:16:52 PM
That's still pretty low compared to a white or asian man.
 
2007-05-17 04:34:13 PM
The only thing that makes my life complete,
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat...
 
2007-05-17 05:31:09 PM
My sixth grade teach, Ivy Jones, deserves the title of "greatest black man alive" a hell of a lot more than he does.

And she's a woman.

Sidenote: I thought the headline said "...declared himself 'the gayest black man alive.'" I was like, "You go girl!"
 
2007-05-17 06:46:01 PM
Moose Right of Way

Every funny picture I've seen in a Fark thread has belonged to you today.

If you are selling a coffee table book, I would like to buy.
 
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