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(NY Post)   Ex-Menudo singer sues Sharper Image for massage chair mishap   ( ) divider line 19
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2001-07-12 10:56:05 AM  
Hmmmmm 12 million sure is a lot of cash.

Oooh, smuggling marijuana in the crotch of your pants? "Hey this joint tastes extra tangy for some reason."
2001-07-12 11:00:55 AM  
I have no idea why, but there are all kinds of German websites dedicated to this guy.

[image from too old to be available]

Apparently he is equivalent to France's love for Jerry Lewis and all things German.

France Surrenders.
2001-07-12 11:01:23 AM  
2001-07-12 11:01:26 AM  
Maybe the injury was a sign from God. God took it that there was going to be another Ricky Martin wantabe and pushed the boxes over thus sparing us the awful mucis that we were bound to hear.
2001-07-12 11:06:00 AM  
that would be music
2001-07-12 11:20:28 AM  
AMEN,brother !!!
2001-07-12 11:35:11 AM  
Menudo. Isn't that cow intestines?
2001-07-12 12:05:48 PM  
"'His whole career was pushed back because of this injury,' said his lawyer," Pam Liapakis.'

Truely, a loss to the entertainment industry. (Sheesh!)
2001-07-12 12:29:37 PM  
How can a career that's shiat be pushed back any further?
2001-07-12 12:30:34 PM  
Has anyone else seen that sharper image massager that looks like a pair of boobies.
2001-07-12 12:40:37 PM  
I want 12 million too, now you might ask why but I was really waiting for and hoping to get his new solo album but now because of that devil spurned chair, I have to wait. This is almost as painfull as the Beatles break up. (Which happened before I was born, but really hurt me when I found out).
2001-07-12 01:36:36 PM  
Someone has to say it...

"Get the comfy chair!"
2001-07-12 02:31:10 PM  
What a crock of shiat!! This has-been just wants money because he blew all of his on crack and cheap hookers. Celebrities pull stupid shiat like this when they are no longer famous just to try to make money. Pathetic.

-he who stacks pork
2001-07-12 05:19:13 PM  
You know, this was a really tough break for this guy. Imagine, that single fateful incident being responsible for holding him back from a career of certain fame and stardom the likes of which we may now never get to see. You know, I think we should all sue Sharper Image for depriving us of the best musical influence we would ever have known.

*sigh* I guess I'll just have to be content with John Tesh for now...
2001-07-12 05:31:37 PM  
Menudo is OK but I like greasy grimey gopher guts, chopped up monkey meat, burped up birdy seed...
2001-07-12 06:08:10 PM  
"Menudo: Breakfast Of Champions."
2001-07-12 07:00:39 PM  
this was truly an act of god.
2001-07-12 07:35:30 PM  
I suppose the "double vision" has nothing to do with his use of pot.
2001-07-13 05:41:25 AM  
Read down to the next article about the judge ordering someone to NOT have sex until they are married.
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