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3720 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2001 at 9:08 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-12 09:11:45 AM  
At least he can admit it.
2001-07-12 09:13:30 AM  
That guy is such an utter CVNT. I can't WAIT until his funeral.
2001-07-12 09:19:13 AM  
conjugate, conjugate, conjugate

P.Diddy was a joke
Puff Daddy is a joke
Sean Combs will always be a joke
2001-07-12 09:19:43 AM  
Dumb asshole
2001-07-12 09:20:58 AM  
"Umm yeah. I was just kidding, guys. Honestly. Yeah, I planned it the whole time..."
2001-07-12 09:21:10 AM  
PsiDefect: Puffy's music is a joke
2001-07-12 09:22:53 AM  
"Seany Poo" should be the name that sticks. If only we had the power to make that happen.
2001-07-12 09:32:12 AM  
You know I was bumping around downtown last night and saw about 49751168616 posters for some cat named P.Diddy's new album. If this was a joke why did I have to see all that non-sense. And if the name isn't sticking I'm running down and snaggin a ton of those posters for ebay dammit! He should just continue with his highly anticipated acting career. Thanking you farkers in advance for a well thought post.
2001-07-12 09:38:33 AM  
Sean Darling.


Can I call you "Sweetie"?

2001-07-12 09:54:56 AM  
This moron (add other of his ilk) simply blow. No talent. No character. They spend their whole carrers in self-promotion deluded by the praise and accolades heaped upon them by their sycophant staff.
2001-07-12 09:59:53 AM  
Yes, a "joke." Such a big joke, infact, that he made a C.D. under his "joke" name, that idiots buy.
2001-07-12 10:23:03 AM  
Combs: P Diddy IS a joke
2001-07-12 10:34:07 AM  
If only standfast execution was legal sometimes... It's a cruel world we live in.
2001-07-12 10:38:05 AM  
May he go the way of the name changing MC Hammer. Broke and forever kicking himself in the ass.
2001-07-12 10:42:01 AM  
I remember back in highschool when I got my haircut a certain way just because one cute girl had said it would look good on me. Unfortunately, the girl was a farking idiot and I looked like ass. Long story short, I changed it pretty quickly after a severe mocking by my friends. My only question is why it took him so long to listen to not only his friends, but his coworkers, the media, his mom, your mom, and everybody else and change his name. It's reasons like this that prevent me from putting any faith in Natural Selection.
2001-07-12 10:43:00 AM  
I don't even care what he does. He's screwing himself ten times over by pulling this crap, though.
2001-07-12 10:55:13 AM  
"HA HA! P. Diddy was just a joke. But seriously...PLEASE call me 'Puffy'. 'Puffy' is much more respectable than 'P. Diddy'...sheesh. Who would call themself such an asinine name? 'P. Diddy'...hehe. Dumb..."
2001-07-12 11:04:08 AM  
You took the words right out of my mouth.
I still can't believe Jimmy Page appeared with this dickhead on "S.N.L.",letting him screw-up "Kashmir"!
2001-07-12 11:05:22 AM  
Psi: Calling Puffy's crap "music" is a joke.
2001-07-12 11:07:03 AM  
Thats why you stick with Primus, Slayer. No rapper in his/her right mind would try to steal a song by them. Its impossible. It has no beat.
2001-07-12 11:08:08 AM  
Yeah, unless he starts playing an instrument, he isn't making any form of music. Its talking fast about how oppressed he and his money, are.
2001-07-12 11:08:27 AM  
My guess is the fellow on the right, can't wait to get out of prison and take care of Seany Poo.

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2001-07-12 11:09:06 AM  
"but I'm rich, famous, and black! i can witness tamper and do drive bys... and if you say anything else -- you are a racist!" :P thats basically what I got from the trial :)
2001-07-12 11:10:18 AM  
caption: here homie, get your prints on this....

and so ends my posting rein of terror.
2001-07-12 11:23:55 AM  
for know on we should call him 'Seany Poo'. Maybe he will get tired of it and jump off a bridge.
2001-07-12 11:29:42 AM  
I think he participated in the same "University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol" as Ned Flanders. P-diddly-dork!
2001-07-12 11:59:22 AM  
It's called, "I was serious about it, but then everyone made fun of me for it so now it's a joke."

Dumbass, and still a joke.

I'm just jealous his puffy ass shagged Lopez.
2001-07-12 12:07:38 PM  
puff diddley-do dang-doofus.
2001-07-12 12:47:24 PM  
Nazzerov - I think somebody someday will sample primus for a rap song. Imagine the drum intro to 'My name is Mud'..

bubitty bubitty bubitty bubitty bubitty bup
bubitty bubitty bubitty bubitty bubitty bup

My name is Puff... hahaha
2001-07-12 12:49:03 PM  
DAMN look how BIG Suge Knight is! Wow
2001-07-12 01:26:39 PM  
With apologies to Gertrude Stein...

A Puff
Is a P. Diddy
Is a Dickhead
2001-07-12 01:37:07 PM  
i always thought that P.Diddy sounded kinda funny...
2001-07-12 02:04:42 PM  
Gimme an N!
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-07-12 02:07:27 PM  
H. P. Ziddy: Puff Daddy is a joke.
2001-07-12 02:29:51 PM  
<sarcasm> I'm sorry but Sean "Puffy" Combs is a visonary of our time. He is one of the true geniuses of our time. If you think its so easy to repackage other peoples music with lyrics created by throwing shiat at a dart board let me see you do it. In the mean time please resepect father diddy, he is the lifeblood of our youth today. </sarcasm>

Heh but in all seriousness you have to respect the fact that he took ZERO talent, made a shiatload of money, and farked the shiat out of Jennifer Lopez.
2001-07-12 02:58:34 PM  
yeah, SLAYERSWINE, that was a dark day. i just shut the set off and popped in my led zep remasters instead.

"seany poo"? i guess regis discovered once you go black you'll never go back...
2001-07-12 03:26:13 PM  
Every time I look at that mouth of his that hangs open all the time I think of that bass I caught at echo lake.
2001-07-12 04:23:56 PM  
If that's true, that's pretty hilarious. And the fact that he can make millions off of his blunder is pretty funny too.
2001-07-12 04:28:12 PM  
Combs: P. Diddy Was A Joke
And in other news that no one give a rat's ass about...
2001-07-12 05:47:33 PM  
Did you know that when he has to do any paperwork where its his last name first, followed by his first name it will be:

Diddy P

2001-07-12 07:34:33 PM  
i'll just call him stupid. it has a nice ring to it.
2001-07-12 08:48:25 PM  
You all are just jealous.

Admit it, and then we can put all this nasty business behind us.

Jealous, I say.

From now on, I'm going to call everyone I know P. Diddy. I don't know why.
2001-07-12 08:57:30 PM  
How long til Suge Knight gets out of jail?
2001-07-12 09:42:24 PM  
Suge Knight is already outta jail.

Free Mandella!

Yeah and anybody can drip paint on a canvas and call it art.

It's funny. A rube making a rube out of rubes.

"It's not art unless it sells." --- Rauchenberg.

You're turning into your parents.

I'd invest in him in the same way I'd invest in Big Tobacco.
2001-07-12 10:16:10 PM  
"Heh but in all seriousness you have to respect the fact that he took ZERO talent, made a shiatload of money, and farked the shiat out of Jennifer Lopez."

No, its luck. All voodoo luck.

Rappers have no talent. I prefer bands that, you know, put time and effort into their music. Ones that know how to play instruments. The voice is not an instrument. Especially coming from a rapper. Its annoying coming from one of them. Thats why I stick with bands few people have heard of. Music is good, and very low chance rappers are going to fark them over by stealing their songs. Iced Earth is a good band to start listening to :) Hard to steal their music...
2001-07-13 12:14:49 AM  
THIS thread sure did go to hell all of a quick suddenage.
2001-07-13 03:31:51 AM  
Nazzerov Iced Earth rulez. Have all the albums up till Alive in Athens =) Didn't they recently made a new album?? Damned if i know, haven't been in a record shop for two years now.

PS Nazzerov: Listen to Demons & Wizards too, it's a coorporation btween Iced Earth and Blind Guardian. A little calmer, but very nice indeed.

*** Actual comment***

I too prefer bands (especially rock) over rap and R&B and that kind of '90ies shiat. They take samples of good songs, musically rape them and call it 'a whole new creation'. Those guys going it with that 2PAC are doing i all the way. FARK when will people see that that music has no future.

And no, i'm not a racist, cos that is what i get thrown at my head when i say anythign against minorities. If however someone says something about caucasions is because of 'positive discimination'. F#$@, it's still discrimination you dumb F^%#s

I think i hate music made by a drum computer... Except off course trance music made for when one is passed out drunk/blown a joint etc.

*** End actual comment***
2001-07-13 03:33:17 AM  
Do'h it should have been...

[rant] And no, i'm not a racist, cos that is what i get thrown at my head when i say anythign against minorities. If however someone says something about caucasions is because of 'positive discimination'. F#$@, it's still discrimination you dumb F^%#s [/rant]
2001-07-13 05:42:17 AM  
Max Load said "You are turning into your parents."

You don't know how true that is. I look at today's rock scene, today's rap scene, today's whatever the hell scene and think back with memories when it was better...because the past is always better, we forget all the mistakes. But it was better ;)

I was a teenaged liberal and now I'm a conservative leaner in my early 20's. At this rate, I'd going to be a pretty big asshole when I'm 40.

And basically punk. Punks by definition do not usually know how to sing or play guitar. Punk is about sound.
Rap is about sound. The end does justify the means. Who cares how we got there or how we made it but listen to what we made. Metal isn't like that. Metal is putting effort into something even if the result sounds like absolute shiat.

But I'm just talking out of my ass because I'm half asleep.
2001-07-13 06:48:07 AM  
Can anyone honestly say they give a diddly about diddy?
No? Nuff said.
Puffy, Go deflate you poseur.
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