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(MSNBC) NewsFlash MSNBC reporting Jerry Falwell condition downgraded to dead   ( divider line
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2007-05-16 08:32:48 AM  
Any bets on him rising from the dead on Friday?

Cuz that would be HILARIOUS.
2007-05-16 08:49:04 AM  
Phelps' clan is planning to picket Falwell's funeral. Come on, greenlight!!!
2007-05-16 08:52:16 AM  
As tinky winky I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
2007-05-16 09:02:07 AM  
witchofthedogs 2007-05-15 03:33:39 PM
dwndmdl: And somewhow this guy dieing affects most of the masturbating, sex-addicted renobs on this post?! Give me a break! Apart from Falwell saying some pretty stupid things, he NEVER affected the way most of us live our lives. If anything, he was an annoyance, a fly to swat at. You mastubated and womanized while he was alive, I'm sure you'll continue now that he's dead. Continue on you farktards.
2007-05-16 09:21:30 AM  
I would never have wanted some one to actively kill mr. falwell before his time. But now that he is gone, I am not sorry. He didn't bring good to anyone, he sowed discord, hate and strife, and advocated things that were cruel, violent, horrible and violated human rights. I'm not sorry a negative force is gone from the world. I'm not glad he's gone because I wanted him to suffer or wanted anything bad to happen to him, I only wanted him to stop doing bad things to other people.

If he had simply gone off to a mountain cabin in the middle of nowhere, and never spoken another word to the media then I would be equally pleased.
2007-05-16 10:36:09 AM  
I do feel sorry for the man. Imagine his terror and overwhelming numbness in his last micro-seconds of life, passing into death, where he may have had just the briefest glimmer of realisation that... when you die it's all over. All those years of hate for nothing.
2007-05-16 10:41:28 AM  
I wish there was a way of anhilating the 14 billion year old carbon atoms from his body! Kind of getting them out of circulation....
2007-05-16 11:41:36 AM  
good night, con-man
2007-05-16 11:43:20 AM  
good night, neck-fat-bulge-thicker-than-chin man
2007-05-16 11:46:59 AM  
Falwell wrote an article entitled "God is Pro War" at the start of the Iraq war.

Burn in hell you piece of shiat.
2007-05-16 01:42:51 PM  
FredGarvin: Phelps is an evil, hateful scumbag, but at least he's not just doing it to line his pockets like Jerry and Pat.

Are you kidding? thats EXACTLY why phelps does what he does. Havent you figured out his racket yet?

Step 1. stand outside a funeral shouting hateful things to friends & family of the deceased.

Step 2. get rocks thrown at you because youre an asshole

Step 3. Lawsuit

Step 4. PROFIT!

Theres a reason Phelps & half his "congregation" are lawyers... theyve found a good profitable loophole in the lawsuit-lotto and theyre exploiting it for all its worth.
2007-05-16 02:40:21 PM  

Is he still dead?
2007-05-16 03:13:50 PM  
FredGarvin: Phelps is an evil, hateful scumbag, but at least he's not just doing it to line his pockets like Jerry and Pat.

Yeah, but come on.

Isn't it funny how they all hated each other?

Phelps says Falwell is a "corpulent false prophet" and Falwell said Billy Graham is a "servant of Satan."

I really wish the human race would outgrow religion AT THE SAME TIME. We don't need it.
2007-05-16 03:58:12 PM  
it's good to see you can express your views with your own words, rather than merely posting a (plagiarized) article written by someone you don't even know to do the talking for you!
THAT's confidence!
2007-05-16 04:30:06 PM  
Here to pay my disrespects.

Bowel obstruction?
He died as he lived - with his head up his ass!

/Turnabout is fair play, after all. The implication of the golden rule is that others will treat you as you treat them.
//Remains true in spite of the cries of hypocritical waahmbulance drivers.
2007-05-16 04:39:22 PM  
only read half the article and none of the comments but come on. you people are slippin, the PROPER headline is "Jerry Falwell found dead on floor, God unavailable for comment"

and jerry, likely ill be seeing you there.
2007-05-16 06:31:24 PM  
While I think the world is a better place without this tool in it, I'm curious how many of the posters rejoicing over Falwells death will be as venomous when farkhead Sharpton dies.

I'm sure this comment somehow makes me a racist (I'm not) and an as*hole (I am)
2007-05-16 08:17:31 PM  
Sharpton is not nearly as judgmental and intolerant as Falwell was
2007-05-18 11:45:21 AM  
Here's the best part. Per a CNN article, a week before his death, Falwell said he asked God to grant him 20 more years to complete his life's work. I guess his application for an extension of hate-filled life was denied, eh?
2007-05-20 07:18:50 AM  

The "love and tolerance" of the left never ceases to amaze. This thread is certainly going to be useful fodder for future flamewars.

I'm not sad to see him go either, but damn.. the level of hate and contempt for this guy from the left shows their absolute hypocrisy at its finest.
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