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(newsadvance.com)   Jerry Falwell found unresponsive on office floor, taken to Lynchburg Hospital   ( newsadvance.com) divider line
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2007-05-15 12:36:41 PM  
Hallelujah!
 
2007-05-15 12:37:16 PM  
Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of Liberty University, confirmed that Falwell was found unconscious in his office after missing an appointment this morning.

Godwin?
 
2007-05-15 12:38:23 PM  
So i guess him and jesus arent bff anymore?
 
2007-05-15 12:39:08 PM  
please please please please please........
 
2007-05-15 12:39:19 PM  
what happened to the hooker?
 
2007-05-15 12:40:15 PM  
would Fred Phelps protest his funeral? I
 
2007-05-15 12:40:26 PM  
Off you go now, Jer.
 
2007-05-15 12:42:12 PM  
Good night, funnyman.
 
2007-05-15 12:44:30 PM  
Beam him up, Jesus!
 
2007-05-15 12:47:24 PM  
He will not be missed.
 
2007-05-15 12:47:30 PM  
Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!
 
2007-05-15 12:48:34 PM  
I just heard that Kirk Cameron is being airlifted there by Octoraptor.
 
2007-05-15 12:48:46 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. No rapture for you, dicksmack!
 
2007-05-15 12:49:17 PM  
This is Fark and all, but I'd like to offer the following:

Pray for the man.
 
2007-05-15 12:50:13 PM  
say hi to satan for us, jerry! congrats on ripping off all those old ladies!
 
2007-05-15 12:50:34 PM  
Now who's gonna throw diplomas at drivers that ride through campus?
 
2007-05-15 12:50:46 PM  
img260.imageshack.us
 
2007-05-15 12:51:25 PM  
$5 says he's in for a coma relating to meth and gay sex binging.
 
2007-05-15 12:52:50 PM  
If he missed a morning meeting, and then they found him unresponsive in his office at noon... he's a goner, folks.
 
2007-05-15 12:53:09 PM  
Brrrrrrains
 
2007-05-15 12:54:25 PM  
Blacks and Gays breathe a deep sigh of relief
 
2007-05-15 12:55:31 PM  
wrecktheplace: Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!

WooHoo! Free Stuff!!
 
2007-05-15 12:56:00 PM  
Goodnight, funnyman.
 
2007-05-15 12:56:55 PM  
Eventually, even god's patience runs out.
 
2007-05-15 12:57:18 PM  
what happened to the hooker?

Smoking blow with Tinky Winky out back?
 
2007-05-15 12:58:51 PM  
could be a REAL trolly day in these parts today.
 
2007-05-15 12:58:58 PM  
I'm thinking that he's being punished by God for presuming to speak for God and getting it mostly wrong.

/does this elevator go up or down?
 
2007-05-15 01:00:18 PM  
Damn its a shame he didn't live long enough to see the rapture.
 
2007-05-15 01:01:03 PM  
Sooner or later..God'll cut you down.
 
2007-05-15 01:01:18 PM  
Guess God finally got around to striking him down.
 
2007-05-15 01:01:44 PM  
Jerry Falwell found unconscious, taken to hospital

May 15, 2007

ASSOCIATED PRESS

LYNCHBURG, Va. - The Rev. Jerry Falwell was found unconscious in his office Tuesday and taken to the hospital, a Liberty University executive told a newspaper.

Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of the school, told The News & Advance of Lynchburg that Falwell was found unconscious after missing an appointment Tuesday morning. Falwell arrived at Lynchburg General Hospital around noon, the newspaper reported on its Web site.

When contacted by The Associated Press, Godwin said he couldn't talk at that time.

Godwinned?

 
2007-05-15 01:02:20 PM  
Finally some good news for America
 
2007-05-15 01:02:23 PM  
$10 says its autoerotoc asphyxiation.
 
2007-05-15 01:02:29 PM  
This man has offering nothing but negatives to the world during his life. The world will be a better place without him and his type screwing it up.
 
2007-05-15 01:02:30 PM  
put a fork in 'im, he's done
 
2007-05-15 01:02:35 PM  
rds.yahoo.com
 
2007-05-15 01:02:43 PM  
So, there really is a God?

Like someone else mentioned. He missed a morning meeting and was not found until afternoon. Not looking good.
 
2007-05-15 01:02:43 PM  
Meh: "Falwell called back to the boss's office to discuss his piss poor working habbits."

/always submitting too late.
 
2007-05-15 01:02:43 PM  
wrecktheplace
Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!

You, good sir, win this thread.

Almost snorted my coffee.
 
2007-05-15 01:02:45 PM  
Now if we all just send $50 to his ministry, we can GUARANTEE his deliverance....

/guy is a menace, but death still sucks.
 
2007-05-15 01:02:56 PM  
I had a MUCH better headline...
 
2007-05-15 01:03:05 PM  
I hope they find out he was wearing panties and panty hose with a butt plug stuck in him at the time.
 
2007-05-15 01:03:06 PM  
wrecktheplace 2007-05-15 12:47:30 PM
Holy shiat it's the rapture... We're all farked!

I lol'd!
 
2007-05-15 01:03:07 PM  
opioids.com
 
2007-05-15 01:03:15 PM  
The rapture. Please? Please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?

Pppppppppppplease?

Oh, wait...during the rapture, aren't the faithful supposed to be physically lifted up and taken into heaven? Looks like Jerry didn't make the cut.
 
2007-05-15 01:03:17 PM  
Why do the good always die so young?
 
2007-05-15 01:03:21 PM  
Since they found him on the floor, it begs the question, did Jerry fall well?

/I amuse myself.
 
2007-05-15 01:03:27 PM  
sounds like a dead on arrival waiting a press release.
 
2007-05-15 01:03:29 PM  
I so wish he was having teh ghey buttsecks when he went down....
 
2007-05-15 01:03:36 PM  
There is a God!!!
 
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