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(Washington Post)   Circus contortionist gets foot stuck in left shoulder   ( divider line
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2001-07-12 09:20:40 AM  
Dumb asshole
2001-07-12 09:30:46 AM  
I once knew a contortionist from the Phillipines...a Manila folder, per se.
2001-07-12 09:33:14 AM  
On a related note:

I once knew a doctor from Egypt...a Cairo-practor.

Okay, okay, enough already!
2001-07-12 09:46:20 AM  
I once knew a guy from Romania.

He was called Albert, but pronounced it weirdly.
2001-07-12 09:59:55 AM  
This is no worse than Bill Clinton getting his foot stuck in his mouth?

"Ah did not have sex with that woman."
2001-07-12 10:35:52 AM  
Cool! Someone who can really pull their head out of their ass!
2001-07-12 10:36:14 AM  
So if this contortionist was giving himself a blow job in Utah, would he be arrested?
2001-07-12 10:44:52 AM  
Hmmmm. Stuck in his shoulder ... or stuck on his shoulders.
2001-07-12 11:04:32 AM  
2001-07-12 11:12:47 AM  
Thank god he's alright!!!!!!!!
2001-07-12 11:30:53 AM  
I can put both feet behind my head and play piano at the same time ;) I used to be able to put them behind my head without even using my hands, but I'm not as flexible any more. I always sit or sleep in wierd positions, and people always ask, "how can you be confortable like that?". I dunno, its been a nice ability ;)

-= rei =-
2001-07-12 12:22:57 PM  
Rei: And your house would be at....? I'll be right over!
2001-07-12 12:41:35 PM  
Laf ;)

a) I doubt you live near Iowa
b) I doubt my partner would appreciate it ;)

-= rei =-
2001-07-12 12:42:10 PM  
Imagine my relief when I realized this should read "on left shoulder," not "in left shoulder"...
2001-07-12 01:27:17 PM  
No everybody, it is suppose to read in left shoulder . It seems he wasn't just a contortionist, he is also a magician, and it seems he was practicing his trick to out due David Copperfield's walking through the Great Wall of China, he was going to perform, " walking through myself
Really kind of creepy when you think about it.
2001-07-12 01:28:11 PM  
They didn't mention how the osteopath got his this idiot's head out of his ass.
2001-07-12 02:25:56 PM  
Hey Rei, could we please see some pictures of this thing you are able to do?

-he who stacks pork
2001-07-12 02:29:37 PM  
Laf, my mother has some of me when I was little, I don't have any recent ones. I don't even have a normal photo of myself scanned in yet, let alone a wierd one ;)

-= rei =-
2001-07-12 06:06:29 PM  
If I had a woman who could do such things, we would never leave the house.
2001-07-12 07:55:52 PM  
hah.. at first they ignored him when he shouted for help. does this kinda thing happen often in the circus?
2001-07-12 11:47:50 PM  
Nkosika: If that were the case, wouldn't he be a *distortionist* ? :)
2001-07-13 12:31:15 AM  
Now why the fark did his buddies "search the internet" for a damn doctor-type instead of...I don't know...HELPING HIM THEMSELVES?!?
It's not like un-twisting a guy's leg is the same as treating a gunshot wound.
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