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(ABC News)   Florida cops refusing to get naked, prevents vice crackdown   ( divider line
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2914 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2001 at 9:05 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-12 09:22:11 AM  
a bunch of dumb assholes. Legalize prostitution for God's sake.
2001-07-12 09:25:02 AM  
>Legalize prostitution for God's sake.

How very ironic
2001-07-12 09:37:17 AM  
I'm with you, Tbdean - that was poetry, Plankton.
2001-07-12 09:43:52 AM  
I agree! Hookers for everyone!
2001-07-12 09:53:45 AM  
Police departments spend so much time and money going after hookers and their clients...
2001-07-12 09:57:38 AM  
I think that story further down the page, about the mother that dropped her kid off at the babysitters, got drunk, and forgot where she was, is funnier.
2001-07-12 10:13:17 AM  
They should hire gay cops. They wouldn't have a problem with this duty; it would be very clinical, like a straight guy undressing in a locker room.
2001-07-12 10:18:54 AM  
This is a rerun.
2001-07-12 10:26:26 AM  
The first story sucks a$$. The second story about a kid being sentinced to not have sex before he's married is pretty funny. That's what you get if you knock up 13, 16 and 17 year old girls... Where else than Corpus Christ in Texas (has got to have something to do with that state)
2001-07-12 10:34:32 AM  
These guys are afraid the hooker would point, laugh, and say, hey, where's your dick?
2001-07-12 11:04:51 AM  
If the public police department won't do anything about this, maybe everybody should hire a public dick to take care of the problem?
2001-07-12 11:06:18 AM  
"I'm ready to scream, ready to scream," [said] Delores Reger

Sounds like she is enjoying the brothels...
2001-07-12 11:10:09 AM  
I thought that was very clever of them :) Its important to know the weaknesses of your enemies. Luckily for them, their "enemies" are the police ;)

2nd story:
Artificially-induced moralism. That judge should lose his job.

3rd story:
Belongs on

-= rei =-
2001-07-12 11:22:14 AM  
I've always wondered why prostitution is illegal, it's perfectly legal to give it away, but to sell it suddenly becomes a crime. Legalizing it can be safer for the sellers and the clients and it can be regulated and taxed.

but what would the pimps do?
2001-07-12 01:31:21 PM  
The country will be a better place when Florida and California both float away.
2001-07-12 01:53:08 PM  
Couldn't resist this after BassetHounds Post

"I'm Sorry Baby, By Dinner, I meant sex. By "And a Movie" I meant we'd be filming it."
2001-07-12 06:34:51 PM  
I'm imagining the cop's squad room, where the captain has to perform 'short arm' inspection before assigning the duty roster.

"I'm sorry detective, but you don't meet the minimum requirements of the force. Your unit is too small."
2001-07-12 07:23:07 PM  
huh-huhhuhhuh-huh-huh....he said Unit......
2001-07-12 07:59:13 PM  
gigolos for all!
2001-07-12 08:40:55 PM  
I like hookers

Farking_Authority suspends opposite side of the street farking
2001-07-13 03:18:04 AM  
Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. Poor whores need to pay taxes now. Poor poor blokes who can only get it by going to the hookers. Due to taxes the price has gone up by about 50%. Sometimes life stinks.
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