Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(marykateandashley.com)   Caption the Olsen twins getting busted by the man   (marykateandashley.com) divider line 198
    More: Caption, Contests  
•       •       •

28285 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Aug 2002 at 11:47 AM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



198 Comments   (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Votes

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

Skipped 83 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this
 
2002-08-23 06:17:05 PM  
"Wanna see my billy club?"
 
2002-08-23 06:26:20 PM  
"Spread 'em"
 
2002-08-23 06:37:09 PM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-23 06:39:26 PM  
"Just two more years, officer"
 
2002-08-23 07:53:11 PM  
"Hey sweet babies. How 'bout we make a ham sandwich?"
 
2002-08-23 07:59:00 PM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-23 09:33:49 PM  
"So, ya like yer doughnuts glazed?"
 
2002-08-23 09:36:47 PM  
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to do a cavity search"
 
2002-08-23 11:02:02 PM  
"I'm a cop, you idiot"
</arnold>
 
2002-08-23 11:42:41 PM  
"ok, so your not old enough yet, how old's your twin sis there ?"
 
2002-08-24 12:34:09 AM  

oh come now....

"ok, license, registration, and proof of insurance. You know why I pulled you over?"

 
2002-08-24 12:35:28 AM  
"you ever seen a grown man nakid ?"
 
2002-08-24 12:36:50 AM  
"STOP! or I'll say STOP!! again!"
(hehe....he's a rent-a-cop)
 
2002-08-24 12:37:38 AM  
"you two realize VegasJ is the only one posting in this thread?"
 
2002-08-24 12:58:41 AM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-24 01:34:42 AM  
"Ok ladies, I'm gonna need to see two pieces of ID from each one of you"
 
2002-08-24 01:41:18 AM  
"So... you think you guys might be able to talk to somebody and get me in one of those Police Academy movies? Cause that'd REALLY be swell."
 
2002-08-24 01:42:16 AM  
'yeah, officer. just 10 more hours and then i can drive a real car!'
 
2002-08-24 03:42:47 AM  
"So... how much?"
 
2002-08-24 04:00:14 AM  
"Yeah that's right... my name's Drew. Drew Curtis."
 
2002-08-24 05:54:07 AM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-24 05:56:44 AM  
"Sooooooo, you guys up for a brief tour of St Patricks catherdral?"
 
2002-08-24 06:46:47 AM  
"Hey honies, you see my badge? That's right, my name is [image from lasallehotel.com too old to be available]. Wanna see?"

** Props to the Peacemeister.
 
2002-08-24 11:49:45 AM  
"Glad too see you two are getting your boobies."
 
2002-08-24 11:50:31 AM  
"Do either of you notice how uncomfortably close my arm is resting to your hair, miss?"
 
2002-08-24 11:51:54 AM  
"Girls, you know that you're old enough for me?"
 
2002-08-24 11:52:16 AM  
"either of you ever hear a cherry, pop ?"
 
2002-08-24 11:52:39 AM  
"You're under arrest for endangering the public. No, your driving was fine. I mean your movie careers."
 
2002-08-24 11:54:40 AM  
"Ahh.. so he told you he was 16 huh?"
 
2002-08-24 11:54:46 AM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-24 11:55:47 AM  
Now....with voting!
"How about getting busted by this man in two years."
 
2002-08-24 11:56:46 AM  
"And then we went to see Blue Crush, and then there was this guy who was really cute, but then OH MY GOD he was with this total skank, and..."

/teenage girl
 
2002-08-24 11:58:16 AM  
Officer: "I just wanted to warn you girls about a VegasJ that is currently captioning you on Fark.com. We've got our boys monitoring his actions and will alert you to any threat."
 
2002-08-24 11:58:36 AM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-24 11:59:01 AM  
"Gee you smell purty. I gotta get some of that 'too-young-for-me-to-be-porking' perfume fer mah old lady"
 
2002-08-24 11:59:22 AM  
oops

"Officer, where is the unemployment line?"
 
2002-08-24 11:59:35 AM  
You know, I was a Catholic priest in my past life.
 
2002-08-24 12:00:45 PM  
"So... Wanna hit it?"
 
2002-08-24 12:01:25 PM  
"i pulled you over cause i want some cooter"
 
2002-08-24 12:01:44 PM  
"How about you bribe me with sex?"
 
2002-08-24 12:01:53 PM  
"OK, will the usual dual-BJ'er fix the ticket?"
 
2002-08-24 12:03:17 PM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-24 12:05:53 PM  
"Do you know how fast I am growing?"
 
2002-08-24 12:06:10 PM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-24 12:06:53 PM  
"Let's fark. Right here, right now."
 
2002-08-24 12:07:48 PM  
"Tear off your penis and replace it with this one!"
 
2002-08-24 12:08:22 PM  
"Only 658 days, 11 hours, 50 minutes, and 58 seconds, eh?"

olsentwins.syndk8.net
 
2002-08-24 12:08:32 PM  
Hi Officer I need to Report that there are numerous Repeat posts on Fark today and in other news, can you direct me to the station that wants us to perform or act? i can't seem to find it
 
2002-08-24 12:09:08 PM  
(skipped: skipping non-voting comment in contest thread)
 
2002-08-24 12:09:54 PM  
Mary-Kate to Ashley: "Mind if I take a dump in your mouth? People can vote for our underage scat porn now!"
 
Skipped 83 non-voting comments in this thread
Show all
or log in to change this

Displayed 50 of 198 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Votes


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report