Ouch.

Hee Hee, "cut-rate"

I am unsnipped..so it is no skin off my...

Ouch Babe!

Worst use of tag ever.

How can our prices be so low?

VOLUME VOLUME VOLUME!

From the actually funny story linked on that page:

"We're still looking for either a naked man with huge eyes or an emu," the spokesman added.


In related news, my dad is still missing.

Free Breadsticks for the baby?

785 GBP?? Hrm... if I had a weener I think I'd pass on that one...

Do they get to "Keep the Tip"?

* Rinses, repeats, wipes hands on pants *

Now someone tell me why we have this lifesaving medical technique?

Maybe I'm just a poor, naiive college student who has no concept of what medical procedures cost, but over $1,000 to get a piece of skin clipped off of your pecka? Sounds like a fool's game to me. Maybe you could convert to Judaism & have the Rabbi do it (cut-rate, of course).

Worst use of weeners tag for a Friday.... :(

I just hope they don't consider this a Blue Light Special ! OUCH !

Shakey the Moyle?

If you posted a boobies tag and it failed to show pictures of boobies, farkers everywhere would be irate. Why not give us the same respect?

This has been a test of the "Weeners" alert network.
Had this been an actual "Weeners" link, the farkettes pagers in your area would've gone off to notify them.
This concludes this test of the "Weeners" alert network.

I'd like to see a Boobies tag on a mastectomy farkticle. I'd like to see that thread.

Tarvuz:
As you continue to reveal more and more about yourself in these threads, please be aware that there might be some unwanted attractions being created. ROWR!!!

Don't say "slashed prices!"

Shudder.

The pay is good in the circumcision ward. Four skins a day plus tips and a chance to get ahead.

I hear they are having the John Wayne Bobbit Sale..aka half-off

Hytes-point your gaydar my direction..what signal are you picking up? none? correct.but thanks for playing.

I'm SO glad mom 'n' dad let me keep mine!

This story makes my groin ache...

I had noticed some animation but never the slowly awakening monster animation that goes with the tag. Did it come online about the same time as the boobies bounce?

Apology accepted.

Krikkitt: No biggie. Pun intended.

What's the going rate in the US. That sounds outrageous.

Vlajos: I think it's based on average size. In France, for instance, I think they're essentially free, as those frogs are hung like, well, frogs.

Ogrish.com has a nice video of an infant getting circumcised. Worth a look before you do it to your child. Watch it and tell me you would subject your infant son to it.

I've seen some sick stuff on the net, the Russian soldier getting his throat ripped out, people getting shot, heads blown apart, heads cut off, all of those Chechen war snuff videos, blood and guts galore, puppies and kittens being killed. This was the only video that truly shocked and disturbed me. I happened across a car accident one night with decapitations and body parts strewn across the road but I don't think it affected me as much as this video did.

DaCricket: It's pretty funny too. "Drew wanted to keep the Farkettes happy." nudge nudge wink wink. Drew, you ole dawg, you.

What is the rate on that gif? Like, 10 erections a minute?

I read an article about some lab researchers using foreskins to culture replacement skin for burn victims. They could get a 4' x 8' sheet of skin from one foreskin. The only problem they had was that it enlarged to the size of a basketball court when they rubbed it...

Not sure that this is a procedure where you want to go with the lowest bidder.

Have your circumcision done before 9 am, and get a free doughnut and coffee !

Why have the procedure at all if it costs that much and gives nothing in return?

...and we'll also throw in the Pocket Fisherman.

Excellent use of the tag. It's not just for porn anymore!!

A lot of businesses, profit and non-profit are trying to keep their employees on. Cutbacks do help them from getting the short stick.

$1000???? I paid less than that for a vasectomy which is a hell of a lot more intrusive than a circumcision.

how many guys here are circumcised? just a little pol to see how common is is.

I am...

Chopping off weeners is not cool !

Elitotaco:
I believe your question was- helmet or turtle-neck?...
I'm not sure why you're polling people about this, but what the hell, I'm not bashfull....
I'm a helmet. I was 'helmetized' when I was a baby. Sometimes I wish my parents would have waited, and given me the choice, but it's far too late now.

http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html

Honestly, I just don't understand this whole notion that weenies need to be surgically modified. Why does this stone age practice persist in the 21st century for schitte sake ? Why don't we all have bones stuck in our babies noses, put plates in thier lips and then take them to the tattoo shop. Obviously, it's much better to do these things while they're still babies and they can't feel it. Riiiight.