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(Some Guy)   If your sex toy has been banned from a country because of fears that it will disrupt military equipment, you no longer need a marketing department   (iol.co.za) divider line 82
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queezyweezel [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 06:49:57 PM
Great. Now all the terrorists are going to buy up all the vibrators in hopes of jamming the Cypriot military radio system.....Loose lips people!!!!
 
Kanemano
2007-05-09 06:54:57 PM
queezyweezel: Loose lips people!

bwa ha ha ha
 
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste
2007-05-09 06:59:52 PM
1. Make sex toys that don't disrupt military equipment
2. Fill them with pork products
3. Tell the word that they disrupt military equipment and ban them
5. Shoot terrorists as they attack and photograph them still holding on to dildo. Show to the world.
6. PROFIT!
 
krysbabe
2007-05-09 07:02:53 PM
Remote Controlled? I wonder if they have anything like that in the states :P
 
queezyweezel [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 07:10:19 PM
krysbabe: Remote Controlled? I wonder if they have anything like that in the states :P

lots of cool toys like that. I get em for the wife every now and then. There's a thong with a remote controlled clit stimulator thats pretty cool.
Check out andameve.com for starters.
 
AlabamaGirl [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 07:11:13 PM
queezyweezel: lots of cool toys like that.

subtlety is not your strong point
 
brap [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 07:12:03 PM
That reminds me, it's about time I take the "Weapon Of Ass Destruction" out back and soak it in bleach.
 
Big Red Al [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 07:26:05 PM
very nice subby

very very nice queezywweezel
 
queezyweezel [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 07:39:38 PM
AlabamaGirl:Subtlety is not your strong point

Why be subtle? Sex is fun. There's nothing evil or wrong about sex, or sex toys. They've been enjoyed for thousands of years.
 
rancidPlasma
2007-05-09 07:49:47 PM
I heard Rosie O'donell ordered 3 of these babies.
 
Moonbat [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 08:32:42 PM
How short do your arms have to be to need a remote for a sex toy?
 
The_Driver
2007-05-09 11:05:47 PM
I don't understand what all the buzz is about.
 
BoobiesontheMainpage
2007-05-09 11:05:50 PM
queezyweezel

Loose lips people!!!!

...apparently come from using these things.

/think about it
//Boobies
///first
 
The Corporation
2007-05-09 11:05:57 PM
queezyweezel
Why be subtle? Sex is fun. There's nothing evil or wrong about sex, or sex toys. They've been enjoyed for thousands of years.

Now I know why the Kama Sutra recommends Duracell.
 
sombreradoraloca
2007-05-09 11:06:46 PM
Sweet.
 
TheGreatZarquon
2007-05-09 11:07:19 PM
queezyweezel: Why be subtle? Sex is fun. There's nothing evil or wrong about sex, or sex toys.

Hero tag, anyone?
 
BMFPitt
2007-05-09 11:07:42 PM
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: 1. Make sex toys that don't disrupt military equipment
2. Fill them with pork products
3. Tell the word that they disrupt military equipment and ban them
5. Shoot terrorists as they attack and photograph them still holding on to dildo. Show to the world.
6. PROFIT!

I can't wait to hear what Step 4 was.
 
hexane
2007-05-09 11:07:43 PM
The egg shaped device scrambled their signal.
 
MattyBlast [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 11:08:40 PM
"Honey, why does the garage door keep opening and closing by itself??"
 
1L
2007-05-09 11:08:44 PM
The_Driver
I see what you did there.
 
CraicBaby [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 11:09:39 PM
Moonbat: How short do your arms have to be to need a remote for a sex toy?

You must not be familiar with the concept of sex with someone besides yourself.
 
BoobiesontheMainpage
2007-05-09 11:10:17 PM
Moonbat

How short do your arms have to be to need a remote for a sex toy?

It's not the size that matters, it's how lazy the person using it is.

Which brings up the point, how lazy do you have to be to have something masturbate you by remote?
 
The Corporation
2007-05-09 11:11:28 PM
Ah-nold is fascinated by the concept.

picnic.ciao.com
 
CraicBaby [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 11:12:37 PM
queezyweezel: Why be subtle? Sex is fun. There's nothing evil or wrong about sex, or sex toys.

If only the rest of the world thought this way as well. If more people would loosen up, we'd have less of the problems we do today.
 
Tallgordon
2007-05-09 11:13:24 PM
My kawk was banned in Nicaragua for the same reason.
 
howdoibegin
2007-05-09 11:14:05 PM
I'm getting myself off, *and* fighting the system. Its like if Rage Against the Machine invited Barry White on for a guest spot.
 
Buttle not Tuttle
2007-05-09 11:16:03 PM
I think I've seen one of these 'love bugs' before...

img.photobucket.com
 
Felgraf
2007-05-09 11:16:45 PM
BoobiesontheMainpage

I don't think it's about lazieness, but more, well.. if they've got on a remote-control thong, you could, say, go out in public, and tease your lady from time to time. Or, I suppose if they make matching ones, you could jokingly play with each other, without others necessarily catching on.

Sorta like a crude, one-person-version of the fictional 'tasp' from the Larry Niven novels.
 
Driver
2007-05-09 11:18:17 PM
Tallgordon : My kawk was banned in Nicaragua for the same reason.

Is it the dreaded Sandinista Slammer?
 
Dinah Fyre
2007-05-09 11:21:14 PM
I read an advert for something like this. It said that a woman can insert one and turn it on anytime during the day whenever they feel horny or bored. If you see a woman who seems to be smiling for no apparent reason, maybe she's a customer.
 
Fart_Machine
2007-05-09 11:22:48 PM
"Your friend didn't realize that here in East Germany we use 220 Volts current. He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeon did what they could but it took them 2 hours just to get the smile off his face."
 
BoobiesontheMainpage
2007-05-09 11:25:14 PM
Felgraf

Interesting date ideas you have there. I figured it was just to expand the possibilities in bed. But the first thing I thought of was someone sitting at home, eating Cheetos, and thinking, "If only there were some way to enjoy food and sex without the tell-tale orange fingerprints. Damn you, Chester Cheetah, damn you!"
 
wippit
2007-05-09 11:25:29 PM
Dinah Fyre:
If you see a woman who seems to be smiling for no apparent reason, maybe she's a customer.

www.allanbarnard.com
 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 11:27:15 PM
GIS for the "Anal Intruder."

(ref to Fart_Machine's post)
 
Boritom
2007-05-09 11:27:30 PM
Dammit, Barbara, that's not a vibrator! That's little Trevor's new RC Dalek!

/there... that ought to send a few chills up a few British spines! ;-)
//hiding behind sofa
 
Great Janitor [TotalFark]
2007-05-09 11:27:42 PM
How short do your arms have to be to need a remote for a sex toy?

My girlfriend and enjoy the radio controlled toy that I got her for christmas. The best fun with it is to tie her up, put it inside of her and play with the remote.

The neighbors, however, have complained. Basically, don't do that in the afternoon with the windows open (second floor apartment) while the neighbors are enjoying a family cook out in the courtyard that your bedroom window overlooks.
 
Bootysama
2007-05-09 11:27:45 PM
Felgraf: I don't think it's about lazieness, but more, well.. if they've got on a remote-control thong, you could, say, go out in public, and tease your lady from time to time.

I now have an idea for my next date night, thanks!

/completely serious
 
God--
2007-05-09 11:28:25 PM
Approves

img216.imageshack.us
 
NicoFinn
2007-05-09 11:28:46 PM
Babeland FTW!!!
 
Boritom
2007-05-09 11:30:43 PM
Thanks, wippit, my penis just recessed into my body cavity.

I'm sending you my therapy bills!
 
char_boy
2007-05-09 11:31:17 PM
FTFA: "Not for use in Cyprus".

Amusing given that Cyprus is the island of Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of vibrating eggs.
 
gruntriter
2007-05-09 11:31:50 PM
www.gonemovies.com
 
Driver
2007-05-09 11:32:04 PM
Remote, yes...but wouldn't it make more sense if they replaced the first "o" in Control with a "u"?
 
nashBridges
2007-05-09 11:34:11 PM
I had an idea a while back for remote control nipple vibrators inside a circular band-aid type enclosure.

I could only dream of publicity like this.
 
JuggleGeek
2007-05-09 11:36:45 PM
If a wireless device designed for short distances like 6 meters or less is going to disrupt your miliary equipment, then your military equipment sucks. It's a good thing your enemies would never think of doing anything like trying to disrupt your communications and such.
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2007-05-09 11:37:11 PM
Article reference: Annanova.com

Also, Wippit, I officially invite you to DIAF. I will have nightmares now. =p
 
Mr. Ritz
2007-05-09 11:38:44 PM
GOD---


Awesome movie.



AND SOMETHING FROM ANNANOVA GET GREENLIT. FARK THIS PLACE.
 
whatshisname
2007-05-09 11:39:50 PM
"The remote control only has a range of six metres."

So does the Cypriot Air Force.
 
morg
2007-05-09 11:41:11 PM
they never refer to it as YOUR jamming device, they always say A jamming device ...
 
paddywack
2007-05-09 11:43:16 PM
There was no step 4. The laptop was confiscated.
 
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