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(Pasadena Star News)   Cheerleader kicked off squad for crackers in bed   ( divider line
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2002-08-22 01:13:50 PM  
I really worry about how these pantywaist kids are going to deal with the real world when they get older.

Crackers in bed != hate crime

OTOH, they broke the rules and now they are dealing with the repercussions.
2002-08-22 01:55:17 PM  
I agree that this is a petty prank, but there is a rule against hazing, the girl should have known, and it's her tough luck. If it was a real job and she did that to a co-worker, she probably would have been fired.
2002-08-22 02:03:22 PM  
Give me a farking break.. it's not like any one got hurt. People are just getting too damn sensitive.
2002-08-22 02:27:12 PM  
Oh man, when I read that headline, I thought they were busted for having crackers in their beds....guess I understood crackers a little differently.....
2002-08-22 04:01:42 PM  
... they and some others toilet-papered the dorm room of the junior varsity girls and put eye shadow and eyeliner on the sleeping girls' faces and crackers and candy in their beds.

Okay, I'm a guy so maybe I don't understand this stuff, but how did they put eye shadow and eyeliner on them without waking them up?
Kat [TotalFark]
2002-08-22 04:41:07 PM  
These new rules about hazing are ridiculous. At my school, on freshman day, seniors shave all the boys head. They do um all crazy like, the only thing that had to be put to an end was when one kid had a female body part shaved into his hair...the dean of students did not approve.

One of the girls also walked around all day with "GA Y?" written across her forehead. Reason being, GA is our rival school, and our little saying for them is "You can't spell gay without GA" since there was a little incident with two boys kissing last year at GA in an attempt to get two girls to do it (so they say) ala AP2.

Back in the day our hazing was horrible, freshman were thrown in showers fully clothed, tossed down stairs, etc. One girl had "ANIMAL JOB" written across her face with permanent black marker that she couldnt get off for days.

funny stuff, and all in good fun ('cept the tossing down the stairs, that was a it over the top)

2002-08-22 05:41:28 PM  
Kat, it's all fun and games until someone has a lewd piece of anatomy shaved into/out of his hair.
2002-08-22 06:01:26 PM  
I smell lawsuit...
2002-08-22 06:01:56 PM  
This is going to affect their college transcripts and thus their futures. I say sue.

/flashes back to previous cheerleader lawsuit
2002-08-22 06:03:16 PM  
Score another one for zero tolerance!
2002-08-22 06:04:20 PM  
Actually Spamtastic I don't know. The 2 girls kicked off the squad had a previous alcohol violation that got them kicked off last year, then reinstated. I wonder if the school can use a '2 strikes and you're out for good' sort of defense?
2002-08-22 06:04:39 PM  
Those crazy cheerleaders and their silly pranks. Im also like FoamingPipeSnake both being a guy and wounderign who the hell they did that with out waking somebody up. I mean im pretty sure id wake up if someone was poking around my eye.
2002-08-22 06:05:28 PM  
Kat-no kidding. When I was a freshman I had to wear a pillow case on my head, go into McDonald's and order breakfast(the whole time in my pajama's PLUS I couldn't see a thing)and when it was time to pay I handed over Monopoly money that had " help i am being kidnapped" written on it.

I think it was funny-people really do need to lighten up.
2002-08-22 06:05:32 PM  
That headline was totally misleading. The girls also put eyeshadow on the victims. They deserved what they got.
2002-08-22 06:06:03 PM  

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2002-08-22 06:06:23 PM  
Pics so we can decide whether or not to kick them out of bed for eating crackers? Maybe not...
2002-08-22 06:06:30 PM  
Kat-no kidding. When I was a freshman I had to wear a pillow case on my head, go into McDonald's and order breakfast(the whole time in my pajama's PLUS I couldn't see a thing)and when it was time to pay I handed over Monopoly money that had " help i have been kidnapped" written on it.

I think it was funny-people really do need to lighten up.
2002-08-22 06:06:53 PM  
Dammit, you know there will be dead kittens all over now, just from the mention of this...
2002-08-22 06:07:37 PM  
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Velma proactively helped the other cheerleaders avoid punishment for hazing by eating ALL of the crackers in town before camp began....
2002-08-22 06:07:39 PM  
fark that. I know a guy who was duct taped, upsidown, to a tree, naked, and then left there overnight. Crackers in
2002-08-22 06:07:41 PM  
she had crackwhores in her bed? well sure, she should get kicked out! whatsamatter with kids today?
2002-08-22 06:07:54 PM  
um..didn't mean to do that twice.
2002-08-22 06:08:06 PM  
Wasntme - That sucks. You had to do it twice?
2002-08-22 06:08:33 PM  
It's OK. It wasn't you...
2002-08-22 06:10:15 PM  
You all say "so what", but what the article doesn't mention is that the crackers were covered in anthrax.
2002-08-22 06:10:22 PM  
but seriously folks...
when my husband was a boyscout (hahahahaha i know.) they tied and duct taped a kid up and put him in the big wooden box that his matress sat on. then they slept on the bed on top of it.
THAT is kick-out worthy. but crackers and eyeshadow?! cheerleaders are pussies.
2002-08-22 06:10:29 PM  
If the freshmen were smart, they could've avoided this whole thing.

One time at band camp, our cabin had just finished some...stuff...and were all passed out in our sleeping bags. When we woke up, we found out one of the girls' cabins had come to ours and put baby powder all over, vaseline on the door handles, toothpaste on the floor, etc., so we left everything just as it was. When they came to check on us, we explained how much shiat they would get in if the supervisors found out about this, so now we have pictures of them cleaning up our cabin, and haven't let them live that down yet.

Ah, poetic justice.
2002-08-22 06:10:31 PM  
She was kicked out cause she didn't put out to the coach.
2002-08-22 06:11:42 PM  
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"I dare you to throw ME off the team, Cracker motherfarker..."
2002-08-22 06:12:13 PM  
Lipperkowski, I've never seen anyone actually start out a story with "One time at band camp" and not have it be an American Pie quote. Well done.

Funny story to boot.
2002-08-22 06:13:14 PM  
Luckily, none of the girls' fathers was a Galveston cop.
2002-08-22 06:13:40 PM  
Guess the teachers at my kids school are gonna be in fer a real treat when they start!!!!!
Har Har Har!
Anyone fer dead cat?
2002-08-22 06:13:53 PM  
Last summer the varsity girls pulled a prank on the junior varsity and no consequences were handed out, Ramirez said.

smoking gun. i think the punishment was harsh. maybe suspension would have been a better choice. No one was injured and the stuff sounded pretty harmless to me. i can understand what the school is trying to do, however did they start out the begining of the year telling the girls that incidents such as this would result in being kicked off the team? i doubt it.
2002-08-22 06:14:22 PM  
Where does all this hazing take place? I never saw it here.

You country folk are just plain bored is all.
2002-08-22 06:14:57 PM  
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2002-08-22 06:16:41 PM  
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2002-08-22 06:17:29 PM  
Okay, I'm female, and I still don't know how they got eyeshadow onto these simps without waking them up. Maybe they were passed out.

Also, what sort of a prank involves putting crackers and candy in someone's bed? Were the victims supposed to wake up and scream, "Oh GOD, did I eat all this?" Everyone in this story is a moron.
2002-08-22 06:17:37 PM  
They deserve to have their lame asses thrown off the squad for pulling such a crappy prank. I mean, MAKEUP ON GIRLS??? OOOH, DARING!!! CRACKERS IN BED? CAREFUL, SOMEONE COULD LOSE AN EYE!

Damn, I wish someone would dump food in my bed. Then I'd only have to get up to pee.
2002-08-22 06:18:30 PM  
If a cheerleader wants to sleep with a cracker, call me (310) 824-5000.
2002-08-22 06:20:08 PM  
I have a feeling that something else happened and it hasn't made the news yet...
2002-08-22 06:21:13 PM  
2002-08-22 06:22:25 PM  
maybe they didnt put the eyeshadow on their eyes? =\
2002-08-22 06:22:47 PM  
FarkinFreak -
You mean the nuclear war?
2002-08-22 06:23:16 PM  
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, this kind of shiat happens all the time.

2002-08-22 06:23:26 PM  

My thoughts as well. Maybe the eyeliner and stuff wasn't applied to the eyes, mebbe they wrote sumthin like "nubian cheerleaders sleep with cracka's"

Or sumthin...
2002-08-22 06:24:03 PM  
My God- Take a Pill! Lighten up! Chill out! Calm Down!
Remain Calm- All is well! I feel sorry for today's kids-
stuff we did and got away with lands 'em in jail or gets
'em tossed outa school these days. there needs to be a certain tolerance in administrative circles... candy and
crackers in bed is not a crime.
2002-08-22 06:25:12 PM  
funny. I wrote Ni&&a. I like nubian better! Here kitty kitty kitty...
2002-08-22 06:25:19 PM  
Right in my own backyard...interesting, my brother-in-law goes to that school, I'll ask him if he banged any of these chicks.
2002-08-22 06:26:15 PM  
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, I'd kick her out for being 15!!! Come back in three years bimbo!
Sure I would.
2002-08-22 06:28:42 PM  
Man it is offical. It now sucks to be a kid.
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